Cloister Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Yes, I know, it is actually from a film a drunk guy walk up to a girl and says "Hey, nice socks, wanna ****?"But she wasn't wearing any socks xD (sorry about the shoes, meant socks, but shoes sounds more fun imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Ha, I gotta tell my friends that.Although, chances are they've seen the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 It is in swedish, so I don't think so :]It is SOOO funny! But that is the only one I can come up with now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 If you where a boggier, I'd pick you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I'm no school principal, but there is an extension program going on in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 [spoiler=PG-13/15]Hi, I'm Jeaus, I've resurrected a week ago, why don't you touch me I'll get resurrected again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Seed Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Are you from Tennesse, 'cause your the only 10 I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 is it hot in here, or is it just you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 From the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:HURT ME, HURT ME! Yo, baby. See, I noticed you noticed me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too! Baby, you float my boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexta McSignals Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 “My fantasy 49ers team is 16-0, wanna drive me?” this got me punched in the face *literally* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byak Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 The word of the day is "legs". Wanna come over to my house and spread the word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 You must be a chicken farmer 'cos you sure know how to raise cocks. Oh my f***ing god. That is EPIC. Hey baby, my favorite numbers 69, want to help me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitch Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 "Hey, why don't we head back to your place and do some math? You know, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?" "Yeah, I'm doing some part time work for NASA...huh, what work? Well, my first thing is to sent one of our 'Hard Drilling Shuttles' straight into Uranus." "That dress looks good on you, but...I think it would look better in a crumpled heap with next to the bed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigedf Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 The word of the day is "legs". Wanna come over to my house and spread the word? You got some nice legs, when do they open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan919 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 "If you were a tree and I were a squirrel, I would put my nuts in your hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 "If you were a tree and I were a squirrel' date=' I would put my nuts in your hole."[/quote'] Epic You are like a shotgun, on cock and your ready to blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaboli Mors Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 You're like a broom you sweep me off my feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icestorm Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έκλειψη Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I need some help with my *Insert mathematics subject here*.Why do you come to my house? We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I'm talkin' bout balls deep, I'm talkin' bout balls deep, I'm talkin' bout balls deep in love. I'm talkin' bout balls deep, I'm talkin' bout balls deep, I'm talkin' bout balls deep in love. I wanna have sex with your personality, Dry hump your positive traits, Give a poundin' to your feelings, Make your south mouth salivate. Hee-hee. Hey, Tyra, are you list'nin'? We're not talkin' just the tip in. Thank you, Scottie Pippen. No problem. Just here dropping off an application. Players in my day didn't make as much as they do today. Huh, sorry to hear that. Um, where was I? You're talkin' bout balls deep... I'm talkin' bout balls deep... We're talkin' bout balls deep in love. I'm talkin' bout balls deep... My boy's talkin' bout... ...Balls deep... We're talkin' bout balls deep in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunarashi Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 omg.... have you all forgot the classic?!? "excuse me, I'm with the FBI. Fine Body Investigators I'm gonna have to ask you to assume the position..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayo23 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I put the STD in STUD. And all I need is U. ... Wow. That was bad, wasn't it? *coughdoiwincough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 You have something on your ass......My eyes! Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want forChristmas You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just me? Oh wait. It's me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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