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From the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

HURT ME, HURT ME! Yo, baby. See, I noticed you noticed me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too! Baby, you float my boat!

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"Hey, why don't we head back to your place and do some math? You know, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?"

 

"Yeah, I'm doing some part time work for NASA...huh, what work? Well, my first thing is to sent one of our 'Hard Drilling Shuttles' straight into Uranus."

 

"That dress looks good on you, but...I think it would look better in a crumpled heap with next to the bed."

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I'm talkin' bout balls deep,

I'm talkin' bout balls deep,

I'm talkin' bout balls deep in love.

I'm talkin' bout balls deep,

I'm talkin' bout balls deep,

I'm talkin' bout balls deep in love.

I wanna have sex with your personality,

Dry hump your positive traits,

Give a poundin' to your feelings,

Make your south mouth salivate.

Hee-hee.

Hey, Tyra, are you list'nin'?

We're not talkin' just the tip in.

Thank you, Scottie Pippen.

No problem. Just here dropping off an application. Players in my day didn't make as much as they do today.

Huh, sorry to hear that. Um, where was I?

You're talkin' bout balls deep...

I'm talkin' bout balls deep...

We're talkin' bout balls deep in love.

I'm talkin' bout balls deep...

My boy's talkin' bout...

...Balls deep...

We're talkin' bout balls deep in love.

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You have something on your ass......My eyes!

 

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for

Christmas

 

You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

 

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

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