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Thats it. My class is officially immature. (Warning, Semi-Inapropriate Content)

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I have soooo many stories, but I'm to lazy to put them all

 

I'll tell you a short one, if you want me to post more just ask

 

Okay, last year there was a Valentine's Day dance, I heard this 8th grader saying he was gonna "have some fun" with his girlfriend at it (I was in 7th at the time). Let's just say I found a used condom at school and several months later there was a "Juno" situation... I think you can pout the pieces together...

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A... uh, guess you guys would call it a jock, but I'll continue in my terms. A chav in my Maths class thought he'd be funny while the teacher wasn't there. In other words, he got his balls and and walked around the classroom. After a couple of minutes everyone knew what was going on and were either laughing like mad or staring away deliberately. Anyway, someone though it would be funny to suggest that he go up to this kid in our class that's gay and slap him with his balls. While it was so funny at the time, he's now on the sex offenders list, was temporarily kicked out of school, given counselling and is now back but banned for all classes with the other person.

 

However, our English teacher saw it in the same way we did. "Kieron, what you did was sick. Borderline legendary yeah, but really sick. I can't believe you actually did that. *laugh*". Then when we got back we then made jokes about it, such as classics like "The balls are in your court now!" and "You ballsed that one up". Our teacher was included in making these jokes.

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Now tell me' date=' were you one of them looking away, or staring and laughing? And how were the girls acting?

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I was one of them looking away. In other words, I found reading Death Note a lot more entertaining. I was extremely tempted to say to the police when they asked if I say anything, "Oh boy, yeah! I was so excited when I heard his balls were out, I turned around straight away and ogled at them. It was like a dream come true" just to see how they'd react.

 

And I dunno, the few girls that were near me did the typical "eww" sheet, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of the sluts were looking.

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A... uh' date=' guess you guys would call it a jock, but I'll continue in my terms. A chav in my Maths class thought he'd be funny while the teacher wasn't there. In other words, he got his balls and and walked around the classroom. After a couple of minutes everyone knew what was going on and were either laughing like mad or staring away deliberately. Anyway, someone though it would be funny to suggest that he go up to this kid in our class that's gay and slap him with his balls. While it was so funny at the time, he's now on the sex offenders list, was temporarily kicked out of school, given counselling and is now back but banned for all classes with the other person.

 

However, our English teacher saw it in the same way we did. "Kieron, what you did was sick. Borderline legendary yeah, but really sick. I can't believe you actually did that. *laugh*". Then when we got back we then made jokes about it, such as classics like "The balls are in your court now!" and "You ballsed that one up". [b']Our teacher was included in making these jokes.[/b]

 

Tell me where your school is. Now. : D

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Today we had a sub, so after lunch, when two of the dumber kids came back, they decided to switch seats to see if they could fool the sub. I immediately raised my hand and said, "Where did Sam's huge chin go?" The sub caught both of them, and gave them detention. I than put on my best "Problem, officer?" face.

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Today we had a sub' date=' so after lunch, when two of the dumber kids came back, they decided to switch seats to see if they could fool the sub. I immediately raised my hand and said, "Where did Sam's huge chin go?" The sub caught both of them, and gave them detention. I than put on my best "Problem, officer?" face.

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Whenever there was a sub, my friend would convince him/her to address him as "L". It worked a surprisingly large amount of the time.

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Today we had a sub' date=' so after lunch, when two of the dumber kids came back, they decided to switch seats to see if they could fool the sub. I immediately raised my hand and said, "Where did Sam's huge chin go?" The sub caught both of them, and gave them detention. I than put on my best "Problem, officer?" face.

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Whenever there was a sub, my friend would convince him/her to address him as "L". It worked a surprisingly large amount of the time.

 

If I was that teacher, I would introduce myself as Mr.Yagami, and walk around the room with a covered notebook.

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