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People at my school throw banana peels at each other. Idiots.

 

hm....why?

 

They have nothing better to do.

 

One time someone threw a bannana peel at our table during lunch. My friend dips the peel in strawberry milk, and than he walks up to the table were it came from, and rubs the bannana peel on 3 girls faces.

 

I gotta say, it was kinda awesome.

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8th. He didnt even get in trouble' date=' just got a long speech.

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You're only a year younger than me, almost two years.

 

How the f*** are you so smart?

 

I'm in 8th Grade.

I'm not that smart though.

Good at maths though.

 

Anyway, I'm quite immature, but not in class.

Today we were reading a book, 'Goodnight Mr. Tom'.

A line was, 'He fingered the udder 'til white milk came out'.

At which the retards that think they're better than us cracked up.

I'm like, "Dude, are you f*cking serious?"

 

Yea.

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8th. He didnt even get in trouble' date=' just got a long speech.

[/quote']

 

You're only a year younger than me, almost two years.

 

How the f*** are you so smart?

 

I'm in 8th Grade.

I'm not that smart though.

Good at maths though.

 

Anyway, I'm quite immature, but not in class.

Today we were reading a book, 'Goodnight Mr. Tom'.

A line was, 'He fingered the udder 'til white milk came out'.

At which the retards that think they're better than us cracked up.

I'm like, "Dude, are you f*cking serious?"

 

Yea.

 

Dude. That line is funking hilarious. Lighten up a little.

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8th. He didnt even get in trouble' date=' just got a long speech.

[/quote']

 

You're only a year younger than me, almost two years.

 

How the f*** are you so smart?

 

I'm in 8th Grade.

I'm not that smart though.

Good at maths though.

 

Anyway, I'm quite immature, but not in class.

Today we were reading a book, 'Goodnight Mr. Tom'.

A line was, 'He fingered the udder 'til white milk came out'.

At which the retards that think they're better than us cracked up.

I'm like, "Dude, are you f*cking serious?"

 

Yea.

 

Dude. That line is f***ing hilarious. Lighten up a little.

 

I know, but you atleast laugh inside.

Not blurt out a giant, "HAHAHAHAHA" Like they did.

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People at my math class screw around.

 

My math teacher, being nice as she is, just gave a lecture to them.

 

When a sub came the next day, hell broke out.

 

Let me give you a sitrep about my class.

 

 

One side of the classroom, literally, there is the good students like me. On the other side, there is the dumbasses and basically live trolls.

 

They walked around class while we did class work, throwing spitballs at me.

 

When I turned in the classwork, I told the teacher the basic layout of the class room.

 

I said this.

 

"Mrs. Taylor, just to let you know, on one side on my right, that's the good students. On my left, those are the morons."

 

And right when I said that the idiots started to try to pick a fight with me.

 

So I just sat down and paid no attention. They grabbed my manga, and that's when I semi snapped.

 

I stood up, and demanded it back kindly.

 

The guy bent the front cover.

 

i got pissed.

 

I grabbed his neck and banged it against the blackboard. His friends came to back him up and punched me square in the jaw. I took it. I then procceded to beat the sheet out of them. Then the teacher grabbed me, sent me to the principal who gave me a week's detention.

 

The other kids got off free. I guess that's what happens when I join the Anime club. The most hated club in the school. Everyone, literally except the people in it, makes fun of Anime Club members.

 

Now, they dont' do it infront of me, they know better, even before I beat the sheet out of those pricks.

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People at my math class screw around.

 

My math teacher' date=' being nice as she is, just gave a lecture to them.

 

When a sub came the next day, hell broke out.

 

Let me give you a sitrep about my class.

 

 

One side of the classroom, literally, there is the good students like me. On the other side, there is the dumbasses and basically live trolls.

 

They walked around class while we did class work, throwing spitballs at me.

 

When I turned in the classwork, I told the teacher the basic layout of the class room.

 

I said this.

 

"Mrs. Taylor, just to let you know, on one side on my right, that's the good students. On my left, those are the morons."

 

And right when I said that the idiots started to try to pick a fight with me.

 

So I just sat down and paid no attention. They grabbed my manga, and that's when I semi snapped.

 

I stood up, and demanded it back kindly.

 

The guy bent the front cover.

 

i got pissed.

 

I grabbed his neck and banged it against the blackboard. His friends came to back him up and punched me square in the jaw. I took it. I then procceded to beat the s*** out of them. Then the teacher grabbed me, sent me to the principal who gave me a week's detention.

 

The other kids got off free. I guess that's what happens when I join the Anime club. The most hated club in the school. Everyone, literally except the people in it, makes fun of Anime Club members.

 

Now, they dont' do it infront of me, they know better, even before I beat the s*** out of those pricks.

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What assh*les.

I wish I had an Anime club at my school.

'twould be awesome.

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8th. He didnt even get in trouble' date=' just got a long speech.

[/quote']

 

You're only a year younger than me, almost two years.

 

How the f*** are you so smart?

 

I'm in 8th Grade.

I'm not that smart though.

Good at maths though.

 

Anyway, I'm quite immature, but not in class.

Today we were reading a book, 'Goodnight Mr. Tom'.

A line was, 'He fingered the udder 'til white milk came out'.

At which the retards that think they're better than us cracked up.

I'm like, "Dude, are you f*cking serious?"

 

Yea.

 

Dude. That line is f***ing hilarious. Lighten up a little.

 

I know, but you atleast laugh inside.

Not blurt out a giant, "HAHAHAHAHA" Like they did.

 

I dunno, it is extremely tempting.

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People at my math class screw around.

 

My math teacher' date=' being nice as she is, just gave a lecture to them.

 

When a sub came the next day, hell broke out.

 

Let me give you a sitrep about my class.

 

 

One side of the classroom, literally, there is the good students like me. On the other side, there is the dumbasses and basically live trolls.

 

They walked around class while we did class work, throwing spitballs at me.

 

When I turned in the classwork, I told the teacher the basic layout of the class room.

 

I said this.

 

"Mrs. Taylor, just to let you know, on one side on my right, that's the good students. On my left, those are the morons."

 

And right when I said that the idiots started to try to pick a fight with me.

 

So I just sat down and paid no attention. They grabbed my manga, and that's when I semi snapped.

 

I stood up, and demanded it back kindly.

 

The guy bent the front cover.

 

i got pissed.

 

His friends came to back him up and punched me square in the jaw. I took it.

 

The other kids got off free. I guess that's what happens when I join the Anime club. The most hated club in the school. Everyone, literally except the people in it, makes fun of Anime Club members.

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I've removed the parts that aren't true.

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ok' date=' seriously, what do you think is worse. Your teacher seeing you making out with your girlfriend, or seeing a guy play with a tampon in the middle of class?

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Your teacher seeing you at the point of climax.

 

This actually happened to one of mine former classmates when I was still in college.

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People at my math class screw around.

 

My math teacher' date=' being nice as she is, just gave a lecture to them.

 

When a sub came the next day, hell broke out.

 

Let me give you a sitrep about my class.

 

 

One side of the classroom, literally, there is the good students like me. On the other side, there is the dumbasses and basically live trolls.

 

They walked around class while we did class work, throwing spitballs at me.

 

When I turned in the classwork, I told the teacher the basic layout of the class room.

 

I said this.

 

"Mrs. Taylor, just to let you know, on one side on my right, that's the good students. On my left, those are the morons."

 

And right when I said that the idiots started to try to pick a fight with me.

 

So I just sat down and paid no attention. They grabbed my manga, and that's when I semi snapped.

 

I stood up, and demanded it back kindly.

 

The guy bent the front cover.

 

i got pissed.

 

His friends came to back him up and punched me square in the jaw. I took it.

 

The other kids got off free. I guess that's what happens when I join the Anime club. The most hated club in the school. Everyone, literally except the people in it, makes fun of Anime Club members.

[/quote']

 

I've removed the parts that aren't true.

 

I like anime and I still hate the anime club. Bunch of weaboos scare the sheet out of me.

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Well, before, I've written YAOI and PORN and drew a penis in my friend's book with the end of a burnt splint (which is hella hard to get out). And various other things I'm too tired to recap.

 

my friend sam is a "Thats what she said" addict its funny for certain phrases but then it gets retarded.

 

Also this has been a shared joke between me and a couple friends over the past week or so.

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Well' date=' before, I've written YAOI and PORN and drew a penis in my friend's book with the end of a burnt splint (which is hella hard to get out). And various other things I'm too tired to recap.

 

my friend sam is a "Thats what she said" addict its funny for certain phrases but then it gets retarded.

 

Also this has been a shared joke between me and a couple friends over the past week or so.

 

I believe the proper term for written porn is "erotica".

 

I don't think you can write yaoi. You can write slashfiction.

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Well' date=' before, I've written YAOI and PORN and drew a penis in my friend's book with the end of a burnt splint (which is hella hard to get out). And various other things I'm too tired to recap.

 

my friend sam is a "Thats what she said" addict its funny for certain phrases but then it gets retarded.

 

Also this has been a shared joke between me and a couple friends over the past week or so.

 

I believe the proper term for written porn is "erotica".

 

I don't think you can write yaoi. You can write slashfiction.

 

actually no, you write "pornz"

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