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[spoiler=PG16 America's Theme Song]

Did you miss me?

Aww yeah, what? What?

MC Vagina is right back in this jabroni

2009 is the year I recoded this song

Still not loving police

Still got love for the Vaginal crease

Player haters beware because...

 

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

 

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?

You think you can front with me? You better watch your back

Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood

I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible

I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

 

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones

I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)

Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

 

What? What? you got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff

So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

 

I-I mean punch your nuts

Sucking them would be gay

And I'm totally not gay

I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

 

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

 

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load

All over his chest and face and down his throat.

Cause I don't give a funk I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson

No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

 

Listen.

I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money

You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money

HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them

That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

 

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)

 

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me

And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big

25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock

 

The Albert Einstein of dick

I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls

The Anne Frank of erections..

Uh, that's inappropriate...

 

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.

My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption

.....They're really good.

 

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

 

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...

But it's probably around 7....thousand

 

2005 plus 4 pennies

Representin the North Middle side

C to the anada U to the United, jabroni

 

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things

Cooking

Cleaning

Vaginas

And their sisters vaginas

 

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[spoiler=PG16 America's Theme Song]

Did you miss me?

Aww yeah' date=' what? What?

MC Vagina is right back in this b****

2009 is the year I recoded this song

Still not loving police

Still got love for the Vaginal crease

Player haters beware because...

 

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

 

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?

You think you can front with me? You better watch your back

Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood

I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible

I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

 

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones

I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)

Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

 

What? What? you got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff

So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

 

I-I mean punch your nuts

Sucking them would be gay

And I'm totally not gay

I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

 

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

 

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load

All over his chest and face and down his throat.

Cause I don't give a f*** I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson

No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

 

[b']Listen.

I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money

You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money

HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them

That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

 

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)[/b]

 

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me

And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big

25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock

 

The Albert Einstein of dick

I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls

The Anne Frank of erections..

Uh, that's inappropriate...

 

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.

My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption

.....They're really good.

 

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

 

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...

But it's probably around 7....thousand

 

2005 plus 4 pennies

Representin the North Middle side

C to the anada U to the United, b****

 

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things

Cooking

Cleaning

Vaginas

And their sisters vaginas

 

 

Jon Lajolie is a pretty funny guy, but "America: funk Yeah!" is definitely America's theme song.

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Because if more money is printed' date=' it will decrease in worth.

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Basically thats true plus it would destroy our econmy even more by lessening the value of the dollar....

But then people say well then let's burn the money...but that won't work either b/c you need to pay ppl off with that money your burning

And Americans spend waaaay more than they make

 

So we will end up having to pay other countries with nonexistent money or money we dont have.

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Because if more money is printed' date=' it will decrease in worth.

[/quote']

 

Basically thats true plus it would destroy our econmy even more by lessening the value of the dollar....

But then people say well then let's burn the money...but that won't work either b/c you need to pay ppl off with that money your burning

And Americans spend waaaay more than they make

 

So we will end up having to pay other countries with nonexistent money or money we dont have.

 

wow that really sucks it almost makes me feel like the end of the world is comming silently in ways no one likes..oh yah someone said to me why was money even created idk i should make another thread for that but later..but srsly i really dont understand that dollar exchange thing

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