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Once I accidentally swallowed a small piece of Wrigley's Pulse 5 Gum and the next day I crapped it out. It was still yellow!

 

During my Operation for my Hernia, the Surgeon had to shove a wax bullet up my anus filled with Ibuprofen to help with the after-pain. That evening I crapped out white goo that smelt like candles.

 

Discuss disgusting things that have happened to you, etc.

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I don't know why you think anyone wanted to hear that.

For me' date=' it was when my cat cut her stomach open after jumping through a window. Her intestines were hanging out.

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Woah. That is quite nasty.

 

I want to be a Surgeon when I grow up, gore, blood, bodily fluids and excreta don't bother me at all. I watched a woman having her big toenail removed with surgical pliers under anaesthetic to stop her from getting toe fungus. I didn't flinch.

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I don't know why you think anyone wanted to hear that.

For me' date=' it was when my cat cut her stomach open after jumping through a window. Her intestines were hanging out.

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Woah. That is quite nasty.

 

I want to be a Surgeon when I grow up, gore, blood, bodily fluids and excreta don't bother me at all. I watched a woman having her big toenail removed with surgical pliers under anaesthetic to stop her from getting toe fungus. I didn't flinch.

O.o

 

Umm well when i got tubes put in my ears the doctor poked my eardrum. when i got home i leaned to the side for a wiifit yoga thing and this white stuff dripped out of meh ear

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Once I accidentally swallowed a small piece of Wrigley's Pulse 5 Gum and the next day I crapped it out. It was still yellow!

 

During my Operation for my Hernia' date=' the Surgeon had to shove a wax bullet up my anus filled with Ibuprofen to help with the after-pain. That evening I crapped out white goo that smelt like candles.

 

Discuss disgusting things that have happened to you, etc.

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is this true?

 

well I have umm thrown up, thats all i can think of xD

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I don't know why you think anyone wanted to hear that.

For me' date=' it was when my cat cut her stomach open after jumping through a window. Her intestines were hanging out.

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OMFG! Same thing happened to my cat. Except it happened while jumping over a fence. Only time I ever remember crying.

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I don't know why you think anyone wanted to hear that.

For me' date=' it was when my cat cut her stomach open after jumping through a window. Her intestines were hanging out.

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OMFG! Same thing happened to my cat. Except it happened while jumping over a fence. Only time I ever remember crying.

 

I've also had a time where another cat of mine was walking on top of a fence, slipped, broke his leg in between two slats, got stuck hanging upside down, then swung and hit his head on the fence, making his mouth bleed. We wrapped him in a jacket of mine, which was thoroughly destroyed after being soaked in so much blood.

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The most I can say for me is when I cracked my head open... red hair and blood on your face isn't a pretty site when you look in the mirror. =/

 

I cracked my head open when I was 7 or 8, but I never looked in a mirror.

 

All I remember was seeing my hands covered in blood and then losing consciousness for a few minutes while my dad got really pissed off at my older brother for pushing me down.

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I don't know why you think anyone wanted to hear that.

For me' date=' it was when my cat cut her stomach open after jumping through a window. Her intestines were hanging out.

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Well at least it wasn't cancer like one of mine!

 

I had my leg cut open with only regional anesthesia done and my parrent with me took a picture of it... yelch... they've been showing it to my Girl Friends for years now.

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My Goldfish exploded.

Really, I fed it some old stuff i found in the Poisen cabinent when i was like 10. I wanted to experiment.

So boom after i fed it.

And something i think isnt funny.

One of my hairless dogs broke her leg when i was on holidays. The second she broke it, she was screaming. I felt sick hearing that.

5000 dollars for surgery, after hours calling and some other stuff.

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I don't know why you think anyone wanted to hear that.

For me' date=' it was when my cat cut her stomach open after jumping through a window. Her intestines were hanging out.

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*heart explodes* POOOOR KIIIIITTY KIIIIITTY!!!! Please tell me that you took it to the vet or something and it didn't die! DX

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Once, my mate tripped, and left a gash in his knee. I walked him to the school nurse, but on the way, he tripped again, and hit the same spot. It smashed open, the kneecap completely shattered, and you could see tendons and stuff. There was blood everywhere. He's walked with a limp ever since.

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Once' date=' my mate tripped, and left a gash in his knee. I walked him to the school nurse, but on the way, he tripped again, and hit the same spot. It smashed open, the kneecap completely shattered, and you could see tendons and stuff. There was blood everywhere. He's walked with a limp ever since.

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Lol,

Sorry if you dont think its funny. But soemhow what-ever is bloody makes me laugh.

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