LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [align=center]This General section is lacking offensive jokes and humour. So, here's a thread to say (slightly) offensive jokes =D Just no racist jokes or discriminative etc... But here's ones I heard on Tuesday =D [spoiler=[color=#C71585]Why did Hitler kill himself?[/color]]Because he saw his gas bill! Okay maybe that's a bit far, but let's face it, who's gonna stand up for him? (and yeah I know he's cool because he controlled a whole country that didn't want to be etc)[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 What's a joke? Women's Rights, lol. Not Offence intended to women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 lol xD that joke is class, the forum recently has been full of n00b population some members, like me, have forgotten to do that sort of thing. ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I got a sexist joke, but I wont say it cos the women will be offended D= But it's good XD -But still wrong, very wrong, in all ways, love you all O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Uhhhhmmm.........what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=Why do women have small feet?]So they can stand closer to the oven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=Why do women have small feet?]So they can stand closer to the oven! Lawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Do you know who is together again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Do you know who is together again? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=Why do women have small feet?]So they can stand closer to the oven! o_0 Don't get it..... ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=Why do women have small feet?]So they can stand closer to the oven! o_0 Don't get it..... ~MK Well women have smaller feet than men, and with smaller feet, that means the rest of your body is closer to your toes, and with your toes at the oven, the rest of the body is closer, so women stand closer to the oven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=Why do women have small feet?]So they can stand closer to the oven! o_0 Don't get it..... ~MK Well women have smaller feet than men' date=' and with smaller feet, that means the rest of your body is closer to your toes, and with your toes at the oven, the rest of the body is closer, so women stand closer to the oven...[/quote'] 100% accurate. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 LOL get it now thanks :D ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 No joke in this thread have I even made the slightest chuckle towards. YCM. I am dissapoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Do you know who is together again? No. Your mom's eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Do you know who is together again? No. Your mom's eyebrows. Not really a joke, but LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 No joke in this thread have I even made the slightest chuckle towards. YCM. I am dissapoint. Beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Jokes aren't funny if you HAVE to tell them. Why did YCMaker lose his girlfriend?-Cuz he never came. I don't know good ones, either. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Ryder Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 No joke in this thread have I even made the slightest chuckle towards. YCM. I am dissapoint. Beat me to it.I am more dissapoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 LOL xD. I am terrible at jokes so i think i will sit this one out ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. Thats very cruel, but funny. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=How do you make a hormone?]Don't pay her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 [spoiler=How do you make a hormone?]Don't pay her. That was a good setup but the punchline was terrible. Also, it's not really that offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'm still not laughing. Although Kizzi almost made me smile. Thank god he didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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