MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 what is your insult retort? Many people's is your mum and so's your mum...Mine is your cactus or shut up you gay prick (Or stuf with ****words in ) Just wondering ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 ***Note that this insult usually works for me, because of the people I encounter. This may not work for your problems, and you'll see. Shut the hell up you dumbass redneck from Texus (be sure to hit the correct pronounciation). Go back to your house and inbreed with your mother and have more retarded babies that'll turn out just like you did. Maybe you should actually try learning something before you insult me and fail at doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 *Blown out of bedroom by the power of that insult* Wow that is good I might try and memorise that..... ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 "You're not worth my time". And then I just walk away... It usually leaves them depressed. I'm a calm person when it comes to insulting, so my tone sounds cold when I say it. But the truth is, I myself don't take the time to think of insults anyways~~ And when I'm really angry... I let the finger do the work. Hey, when I get into a verbal fight, I usually lose. So I plan to not get in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 I think by saying that they know they have 1 up set you and 2 the insult that they might of thrown at you must not of sunk in so that is an instant win...Like it *Writes down insults in note book to try out at school* ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theseus Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Here are a few of mine: Your life is pointless. You are a useless waste of oxygen. I suggest you stop breathing. And the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 My feelings don't get hurt by people who I'm bound to dislike (which should be the reason why they're insulting me and I'd have to insult back), so saying what I posted above has been most effective, since when I say it and walk away, it leaves them in a tornado of confusion (upon whether or not they were right to insult me, or upon whether or not they should keep insulting me). Being calm is the easiest way to get someone off your back. If people chose sides, they'll usually chose those who are calm within reason. So in the end, you'll be the winner, whether you're insulting opponent thinks so or not by the time you get multiple people against him/her. I recommend you see your results with my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 will do And I will add you to my rep list for that sensible approach. There are some annoying pricks who are obviously gay who only use "Your Mum" as aretort. I think I like your approach, even if darks one was funny. ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 It's just as painful as Dark's insult, just with less words if you do it right ;D I made 3 people cry this way, because "I'm so cold hearted", they say.Then they're warm hearted for having so much anger within heat about me to decide that they're going to insult me in a harsh way. When people target my mom, I tend to tell them "If you're going to bring my mother into this, might as well target my family as a whole" which intimidates them too. If they do as I say and insult my family entirely, then I say "Your family must really hate you" and walk away as well. I'm harsh in my own way :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 awesome thanks The thing is I react to that sort of stuff about my mum your lucky :D. As for cold hearted you are one of the nicest members on here. Meh I ell people what i think of them to their faces..If they don't like it thats there fault ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakupenguin Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 here is a good way to someone off. then: your stupidme: thats pathetic, cant you do any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 I can't stand when people target my family. I'm really close to my family and the number of family members I have is huge! But I don't have patience for insults as a whole, so I will always use my calm way out no matter how offended I get (which is only when they target people other than me). I've irritated one girl so much with my calm demeanor that she threw a fist at me, but she missed and I was able to grab her wrist and pyschically hurt her to calm herself down. Hurting someone pyschically is a horrible thing to resort to. So never try that out, though. And nah, I'm not to nice~~I'm overly honest with a non-caring attitude towards most things, but I can be kind if I want to (but God knows when that is xD). Though, thanks :] Go right to the face. Insults don't work any other way ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 what so afterr that they say something like "shut up you prick" and you say something like is that all you can do? that would work, around the same to Marisa Kirisame-ze's method ~MKI can't stand when people target my family. I'm really close to my family and the number of family members I have is huge! But I don't have patience for insults as a whole' date=' so I will always use my calm way out no matter how offended I get (which is only when they target people other than me).[/quote'] to get a reaction out of you and make you get anoyed, they in my opinion are chalenging your authoriy I've irritated one girl so much with my calm demeanor that she threw a fist at me' date=' but she missed and I was able to grab her wrist and pyschically hurt her to calm herself down. Hurting someone pyschically is a horrible thing to resort to. So never try that out, though.[/quote']I have never been punched / been assulted. I punched some one when i was 10 but no one since then. And nah' date=' I'm not to nice~~I'm overly honest with a non-caring attitude towards most things, but I can be kind if I want to (but God knows when that is xD). Though, thanks :'] Go right to the face. Insults don't work any other way ;] your right there ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Another one is to tell them to smoke fifty packs of cocaine and if they don't they are pussies. That way, you can get away with calling them pussies and hurt their self-esteem, or they'll suicide from idiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 hmmmm *Goes into shed pulls out 5 KG of cocaine* would that be enough xD. That would work ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Once, while I was fighting with this bully, I said these words. Approx. You're just taking up space in this world, and have nothing to do with it. You just do minus and never do plus. Simply end your existance, a fly could do that. And no, you don't have human rights cause' you're inhuman. Later I beat the pulp out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Never ever physically fight someone. It just says you think brawn is better than brains, therefore labeling you a stereotypical dumbass. ALWAYS mentally rape someone or insult them until they suicide. You'll get much more satisfaction than laying a hand on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 1 - violance is not good but if you had tried everything...Top man hope you broke his nose2- a deep insult that works :D. ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I have both the brain and streangth, if that sums it up. Just so you know the Private Middle School I'm gonna go to from April is the 4th most genius middle school in Japan. I'm also the 2nd most strongest guy in my grade at fighting. The 1st is this 200-pound dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 4th most genius Yeah, your school must be awesome accepting a kid who said that. :/ All I'm saying is that even if you DO have brains and brawn, you'd much rather drive someone to suicide instead of doing it yourself. That way the government can't get you some time in jail, and you will actually have SATISFACTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 I have a few. Here they all are: "Well, guess what, You can suck it.""Well maybe you should Smoke my Pole.""Why dont you and that ugly thing that is hopefully not your face go get a life.""Your mom." hey are all very badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 4th most genius Yeah' date=' your school must be awesome accepting a kid who said [i']that[/i]. :/ It did. The school values brain like any other private school. 1 in 5 of the students go to Tokyo University (the Harvard of Japan, in short). 70% go to the top 3 universitys. But don't mistake me as a born genius, I did work hard to achive it. Since you've been here for a long time you may realize that I had been absent from here for some half year where I was in a spiral of study. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshyK-XS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 hummm a lot of bacon.... What oh sorry. I don't think being the strongest is a main factor of importance. I think wow your clever rather than omg this guy beat up someone. I would only ever use violence if he ever swung at me and i would never hit a girl, that simple "You're not worth my time". something like that or you could turn to dark for advice... ~MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 When people insult me I reply:"Hey....Stop it." (Owned) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 "You're not worth my time." doesn't work too well, as most idiots won't understand the point you are trying to get across. Just tell them to kill themselves in a non-blunt fashion. Like call them a pussy if they don't jump off a bridge, for example. It's hilarious to see what they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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