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what is your insult retort?


MarshyK-XS

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Typically I just ignore insults. Responding will only invite them to continue anyhow, and ignoring them altogether is a more effective message of sending the "You're not worth my time" message to them without actually having to say it.

 

Other responses include: "Charming.", "Splendid.", "Uh-huh, that's nice.", and "Lovely."

 

And then resume the conversation from wherever it left off after that.

 

 

If someone is being a particular pain the ass, I might make some snide remark, but I can't really say what that remark is, since it's always situational.

 

And if all else fails, only then do you punch them in the face. Of course, they have to be quite the problematic repeat offender to merit this. I've personally never had to do it myself, but I did threaten to once. Oh, and be sure never to get angry. "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GONNA FREAKING PUNCH YOU!!!!' is not the way to go.

 

If you're going to threaten physical blows, keep it calm, keep it uncaring. A simple: "I'm going to punch you." will suffice. Dead pan. That will typically get them to shut up. Unless of course, you're about as imposing as a fly, but that's another story.

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yeah Ionly usually take the bait when someone insults my familly. People are doing that alot reccently hence me making this thread

 

~MK

 

You can get further with a harsh word and a clenched fist than just a harsh word.

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Who cares if they think they've won? I certainly don't.

 

It's actually better' date=' as their high ego will subsequently make them trip on a rock and bleed to death.

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^ that ^

 

Are you obsessed with death / suicicide, Anyway jus had bday party

 

new one maybe - Your a waste of body and life, you should go and jump off a cliff because no one likes you, your just a pointless idiot

 

~MK

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I beat them up if they annoy me that much. ^_^

 

I know' date=' I know, I'm so elegant. ;D

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Classy. ^^

 

I just shoot them down with words until they leave. Or I do.

I read "shoot them down" then I read "with words" and I got dissapoint D:

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