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MarshyK-XS

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Usually I hit them with a side winding 'whatever'. When it gets really bad I pull out the big guns and say 'Yeah....ok'.

 

I'm hardcore like that.

 

Wow blown away by the simple and basic awesomeness

 

Don't know if you're like me...because I usually carry a pocket knife on me.

 

Hmm where abouts do you live? Meh I will not make a comment it is not my place to do or say so

 

~MK

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Usually I hit them with a side winding 'whatever'. When it gets really bad I pull out the big guns and say 'Yeah....ok'.

 

I'm hardcore like that.

 

Don't know if you're like me...because I usually carry a pocket knife on me.

 

A pocket knife is something you should never leave home without. I've come to learn that there are literally thousands of problems that can be solved with duct tape and a pocket knife.

 

 

 

 

@Marsh: Thanks! It took me all night to think of those bad boys.

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Usually I hit them with a side winding 'whatever'. When it gets really bad I pull out the big guns and say 'Yeah....ok'.

 

I'm hardcore like that.

 

Don't know if you're like me...because I usually carry a pocket knife on me.

 

A pocket knife is something you should never leave home without. I've come to learn that there are literally thousands of problems that can be solved with duct tape and a pocket knife.

 

depends on where you live' date=' if you live ina small village would there be a need to carry a knife?

 

@Marsh: Thanks! It took me all night to think of those bad boys.

 

Cool thanks :D

 

~MK

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Usually I hit them with a side winding 'whatever'. When it gets really bad I pull out the big guns and say 'Yeah....ok'.

 

I'm hardcore like that.

 

Don't know if you're like me...because I usually carry a pocket knife on me.

 

A pocket knife is something you should never leave home without. I've come to learn that there are literally thousands of problems that can be solved with duct tape and a pocket knife.

 

depends on where you live' date=' if you live ina small village would there be a need to carry a knife?

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Maybe to cut some rope or open a can of paint. There are alot of things you could do.

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the retorts work, I had food spilled on me and some prick goes

"haha you have got food on you"

Me - "yeah I know so what"

"But you have got food on you"

Me- have you got a problem with that?

"Haha you need to wear a bib"

me - funk you *laughs* and walks away

 

~MK

 

as for weapons, a desert eagle is always hndy to have on you....

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Say thank you. Then smile warmly and walk away slowly. Start whistling or humming if necissary, and begin to chitchat with somebody.

That's what I do.

 

My brother's approach:

Jump on them until the fall to the ground, and sit on them. It's never failed yet.

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