sbdnate Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [align=center]The Whore’s Prayer Now I lay me down to skeetI pray, that whore, my dick she’ll eatI want to cum, but I will waitTo make her work for the cash she’ll make.[/align] [spoiler=Original]Now I lay me down to sleepI pray the lord, my soul to keepIf I die before I wakeI pray the lord, my soul to take. Waits to be banned or something... >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Deeply moving or moving deeply? TEEHEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth_The_Legend Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 classic song. with a classic remix version. Deeply moving or moving deeply? TEEHEE deeply inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 OH BY THE WAY THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF "Deeply moving or moving deeply? TEEHEE". I WILL PUT IT IN A SPOILER. [spoiler=SPOILER]Working hard or hardly working? HURRHURR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 It's "If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate" :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Now I lay me down to sleepI pray the lord, my soul to keepIf I die before I wakeI'll just cease to exist. Fix'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbdnate Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Now I lay me down to sleepI pray the lord' date=' my soul to keepIf I die before I wakeI'll just cease to exist. Fix'd[/quote'] lol Though I don't want this to become a religious debate topic... No one ever wins those, there is no point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I have found my new masturbation poem! Meh, at least it has some rythm even if it is plagurised. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Lol, your version doesn't get our attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbdnate Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I have found my new masturbation poem! Meh' date=' at least it has some rhythm even if it is [b']plagiarized[/b]. ;D Huh? It's not as far as I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I have found my new masturbation poem! Meh' date=' at least it has some rhythm even if it is [b']plagiarized[/b]. ;D Huh? It's not as far as I know...My mistake, okay then; "I have found my new masturbation poem!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyosuke Kiryu Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 It's "If I die before I wake' date=' at least in heaven I can skate" :3[/quote'] OPM - Heaven is a halfpipe. Great song! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Don't like the last line. The first three are good, though. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbdnate Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Don't like the last line. The first three are good' date=' though. <3[/quote'] Yeah... I had trouble on the last line... I just couldn't think of a funny way to end it that would make the right sound... It didn't help that I made it at 1:00 in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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