So I almost got arrested today

[Yankee]

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going, and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[Dark]

Last line is the best. And I love donuts. <3

 

Well, I was sitting at a park at around midnight, and a cop walks up and asks me what I was doing. And then he says I should be headed home. Being the asshole I am, I said...

 

"Does this city have a curfew? Nope. Am I drunk or high on drugs? Negative. Am I doing anything wrong? No. So again, what's the problem?"

 

He walked away. :3

[Yankee]

I <3 U Dark =D

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Me and my friends were waiting for my bf to come pick us up from baseball practice last year. We were standing at street corner and my friends dress like slu*s so a cop stops by and asks us what we were standing there for. We tell him we got walked from baseball practice and I was waiting for my bf to come pick me up. He asks me how old my bf and I tell him. My current bf at that time was 17 and he tells us to wait with him for my bf. In my mind i'm thinking "does he think i'm lying about his age and does he think i'm waiting for my pimp?" so when my bf gets there he seems okay with it then he asks to check ym bf's car for alcohol etc. Then he asks my bf who's cigarettes are in the car and he said they're his. the cop tells him it's iilegal to smoke under age and my bf conveniantyl has the Illinois Constitution copy with him and smarts off the cop. the cop is pissed off at this point and asks me if he abuses me and I said what the truth was. MY friends get off free and my bf gets arrested. My friend takes the car and drives us home.

[Dark]

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Me and my friends were waiting for my bf to come pick us up from baseball practice last year. We were standing at street corner and my friends dress like slu*s so a cop stops by and asks us what we were standing there for. We tell him we got walked from baseball practice and I was waiting for my bf to come pick me up. He asks me how old my bf and I tell him. My current bf at that time was 17 and he tells us to wait with him for my bf. In my mind i'm thinking "does he think i'm lying about his age and does he think i'm waiting for my pimp?" so when my bf gets there he seems okay with it then he asks to check ym bf's car for alcohol etc. Then he asks my bf who's cigarettes are in the car and he said they're his. the cop tells him it's iilegal to smoke under age and my bf conveniantyl has the Illinois Constitution copy with him and smarts off the cop. the cop is pissed off at this point and asks me if he abuses me and I said what the truth was. MY friends get off free and my bf gets arrested. My friend takes the car and drives us home.

 

That cop was a serious idiot. In a majority of places in America, you can smoke when you are 8 if you wanted to. You only have to be 18 to buy cigarettes. Pretty stupid, but still.

[Aximil]

Me and 2 friends walked to Wal-Mart to get a bunch of snacks. No, we weren't stoned, we don't do that. Anyway, we bought a lot of stuffs and it was harder to carry across town than we thought. About a block from my friend's house where we were staying, we found a shopping cart in a ditch. So we put our junkfoods in it and decided to use it for the rest of the way to his house. We went about 2 feet after our stuffs was in and a cop stopped and told us to stop what we were doing. We did. He then saw that there were 3 of us so he called in backup for some reason. There were 7 cops their in a few minutes and they were all standing around us. Anyway, once they were all their, we asked why we were stopped. It was because we were out past curfew by THREE minutes and because they thought we stole the shopping cart we found in the ditch. They started having us call our parents to get taken home. Even though we were about a block from where we were staying that night. Anyway, both of my friends called home using my cell phone and had rides home. I felt like having fun though. So when one of the cops told me to call home, I pulled out my phone, purposely hit "Delete all contacts" and then I said "I'm sorry, officer, I don't seem to have any numbers in my phone so I can't call home." They were all so pissed and several of them started to reach for their nightsticks or pepperspray. Anyway, they made me walk the shopping cart to where it belonged with them escorting me in their cars the whole way. I had to walk alone (except for them) in the dark while it was cold and raining to the next town. Then they handcuffed me and took me to the police station in my town and kept me overnight. They released me when I woke up in the morning.

 

HOORAY FOR A WALL OF TEXT!

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Me and my friends were waiting for my bf to come pick us up from baseball practice last year. We were standing at street corner and my friends dress like slu*s so a cop stops by and asks us what we were standing there for. We tell him we got walked from baseball practice and I was waiting for my bf to come pick me up. He asks me how old my bf and I tell him. My current bf at that time was 17 and he tells us to wait with him for my bf. In my mind i'm thinking "does he think i'm lying about his age and does he think i'm waiting for my pimp?" so when my bf gets there he seems okay with it then he asks to check ym bf's car for alcohol etc. Then he asks my bf who's cigarettes are in the car and he said they're his. the cop tells him it's iilegal to smoke under age and my bf conveniantyl has the Illinois Constitution copy with him and smarts off the cop. the cop is pissed off at this point and asks me if he abuses me and I said what the truth was. MY friends get off free and my bf gets arrested. My friend takes the car and drives us home.

 

That cop was a serious idiot. In a majority of places in America, you can smoke when you are 8 if you wanted to. You only have to be 18 to buy cigarettes. Pretty stupid, but still.

 

Yeah, I know. You have to be 18 to buy cigarettes. There is no age line for smoking them. Did no one get why he was arrested? It wasn't for the cigarettes. I'll bold the key sentence.

[Yankee]

Well..does he? ;)

[Aximil]

Well..does he? ;)

 

Yes, he does. She said she told the truth and that the reason he got arrested is because of the bolded.

[Yankee]

Well..does he? ;)

 

Yes' date=' he does. She said she told the truth and that the reason he got arrested is because of the bolded.

[/quote']

I missed the sad part.

Am I supposed to be sorry?

[~The Game~]

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Me and my friends were waiting for my bf to come pick us up from baseball practice last year. We were standing at street corner and my friends dress like slu*s so a cop stops by and asks us what we were standing there for. We tell him we got walked from baseball practice and I was waiting for my bf to come pick me up. He asks me how old my bf and I tell him. My current bf at that time was 17 and he tells us to wait with him for my bf. In my mind i'm thinking "does he think i'm lying about his age and does he think i'm waiting for my pimp?" so when my bf gets there he seems okay with it then he asks to check ym bf's car for alcohol etc. Then he asks my bf who's cigarettes are in the car and he said they're his. the cop tells him it's iilegal to smoke under age and my bf conveniantyl has the Illinois Constitution copy with him and smarts off the cop. the cop is pissed off at this point and asks me if he abuses me and I said what the truth was. MY friends get off free and my bf gets arrested. My friend takes the car and drives us home.

 

yay for Illinois.

 

OT: Since last April, I have been hated by the cops. The whole drug incident was terrible. We were being harassed all the time, so we moved to a town about 20 miles away. We stayed there until this December, in which I convinced mum to move back. Now they don't harass us anymore. >.>

 

I might someday explain this story in detail. Until then, force your brain to comprehend what I throw at you.

[Altaïr]

When i read this I nearly s***** my pants.

[EliminateHRN]

Drug incident?

 

Also, this story isn't about the cops, but it did almost get me arrested.

 

My friends and I went to Wal-Mart one. Our Wal-Mart, when we went on this trip, just put in new censors or whatever they're called that make sure nobody stole anything. So they worked kinda...weird; trying to adjust to working I guess. Anyway, when we were leaving, it went off on me. The guy immediately told me to go back through it and he already had the walkie-talkie for back-up. It didn't go off this time. However, it also went off on me when we were coming in. I'm scared to go into that Wal-Mart to this day.

[Altaïr]

that happened to me one time,the cop searched me......

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Well..does he? ;)

 

Yes' date=' he does. She said she told the truth and that the reason he got arrested is because of the bolded.

[/quote']

I missed the sad part.

Am I supposed to be sorry?

 

No I don't like pity. He got raped in jail by a homosexual though :D

[Yankee]

Well..does he? ;)

 

Yes' date=' he does. She said she told the truth and that the reason he got arrested is because of the bolded.

[/quote']

I missed the sad part.

Am I supposed to be sorry?

 

No I don't like pity. He got raped in jail by a homosexual though :D

 

As much as I'd love to make a joke, a simple "How do you know?" will suffice.

[~The Game~]

idk if this is OT, but Target has their own police. I didn't know that when I tipped the vending machine xD

[Yankee]

idk if this is OT' date=' but Target has their own police. I didn't know that when I tipped the vending machine xD

[/quote']

 

Sad day?

[~The Game~]

idk if this is OT' date=' but Target has their own police. I didn't know that when I tipped the vending machine xD

[/quote']

 

Sad day?

 

On the contrary, my friend ;D

[Yankee]

idk if this is OT' date=' but Target has their own police. I didn't know that when I tipped the vending machine xD

[/quote']

 

Sad day?

 

On the contrary, my friend ;D

 

Explain?

[EliminateHRN]

Target has their own police? Really? I don't have a Target near me, so I wouldn't know.

 

My dad saw me reading this, and he said he was arrested once for underage drinking. He said him and his friends were having a party on his side of the house. This were during his teenage years and when he was the drummer of a band. And, yes, the house he lived in at the time, he had a whole side of a house to himself. That's his cop story.

 

I had to tell that story, I thought it was funny. Plus, it's on topic (I think)...so...yeah.

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

My school requires us to use quarters now for sodas because of me XD I found a video on how to cheat a vending machine and I sent it to most of my classmates so on the next day students were just lined up at the soda machines with a snipped dollar. Feel free toe dit my post staff for mentioning how to trick it.

[Yankee]

My school requires us to use quarters now for sodas because of me XD I found a video on how to cheat a vending machine and I sent it to most of my classmates so on the next day students were just lined up at the soda machines with a snipped dollar. Feel free toe dit my post staff for mentioning how to trick it.

does your school know the ol' quarter + string trick?

[Guest JoshIcy]

I think cops should have the right to shoot on sight any smokers. (Yes my family included). But allow a good month leeway before it takes effect.

 

OT: Never even got close.

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

My school requires us to use quarters now for sodas because of me XD I found a video on how to cheat a vending machine and I sent it to most of my classmates so on the next day students were just lined up at the soda machines with a snipped dollar. Feel free toe dit my post staff for mentioning how to trick it.

does your school know the ol' quarter + string trick?

 

nope we tried it but we do know how to pick the teacher's fridge lock. Yet again a youtube video that I sent to everyone