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So yeah. Inspired by Leonic, whatever her username is now. Magnet or something. Dunno.

 

[spoiler=Prolouge]"Kaisu!" I spun around to find Weather Report - Stand chasing after me. He was a large figure, riding on a cloud. I was taking the form of a Lucario. Weather handed a Post over to me. "Got the next chapter done." He said breathlessly. "I know it's a bit early, but at least I can relax for a bit." I smiled and read the two parts of the chapter.

 

"You are going to film this soon, right?" I asked, and he nodded. "I'll come along then." I said happily, and we went to YCM Productions.

 

YCM Productions was a large expanse of studios, with n00bs and experts all filming and trying to make a succesful fanfiction story. The others were lounging about, looking for actors. The rest of the area was filled with the actors and critics, with Moderators patrolling the area.

 

As I was walking to 'Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fanfic', I saw a familiar set, with four news reporters talking to a video camera held by a Grotle. I smiled, this was 'Twig Breaking News'. I saw a marking on the studio's walls, saying 'I want Breaking News on this'. At this rate, it seemed like Weather Report and his sister had stood down. I ran over to Twig's set, watching them. The reporters were making a few comments, but the story seemed pretty good.

 

"You know, what happened to all the love for Weather Reports?" I said out loud, and Twig turned to face me.

 

"I knew Daily News did them, but yeah. I just decided to do it." Twig replied simply.

 

"Weather, bring the sexyold times back!" I shouted jokingly, grinning. I waved goodbye to Twig before running into Weather's studio. I ran up to a computer where Weather was editing some footage.

 

"That's pretty impressive." I remarked. There was a demented (old?) man standing over a corpse, holding two parts of a body in his hands, blood splattered on the walls and floor. The man had a breif conversation with the corpse, before throwing it away. "That must be some heavy editing." I said, grinning.

 

"Actually, not really. It's quite simple. I'll show you the original scene." Weather replied, and I watched the screen to see.. Not what I expected. The man ripped apart two bodies, with two parts limp in his hands. Blood was dripping onto the ground. The only edits were the blood on the wall and the corpse's mouth moving. I made a smilie (=/) before moving on. I watched as Jaden walked up, cheery as always. A yellow bar appeared in front of me, and I quickly read the notice.

 

[You have 1 Unread Private Message from Lyfe. Titled 'Here']

 

I tapped on 'Here' and a PM appeared in front of myself. I grabbed it and followed another link, to a story with search highlights all over it. After a conversation, I had permission to recreate some of the story. I stepped outside and created a new studio, stepping inside to meet who was now Metallica., taking the form of a snake spun into a neat pile.

 

I read the post again, speaking as I did so. "Hmm.. So, we'll need a new actor for Charizard, and I'll just butt in in a few places, but overrall, not much should be changed. But Pikchu was right before, Pikachu is a copyrighted name, as is Charizard, so we'll have to.. Owait."

 

[spoiler=Chapter 1 - Taxi! Let's get outta this club! WARNING-PG 13-16][spoiler=Part 1]I was spinning around in an office chair, hitting the desk in front of myself as I watched a Taxi swerve on a curb, roaring towards a building that was being renovated to 'Cafe 99', only it said 'Cafe 99 b'. An actor, as a Blobbafet, whatever that is, was waiting in front of the taxi. The door flew open as a hand reached out and pulled the actor in.

 

"Get in. We is out of here." A voice said from inside of the car.

 

"Okay, GRAMMAR!" I shouted, and the taxi spun around to repeat the scene. Only the grammar didn't improve. I facepalmed as I watched the next scene.

 

"Where are you guys going?" Pikachu asked, turning his yellow head.

"Anywhere but here." 'Lyfe.' replied as the taxi continued to drive at an isane speed.

 

"Thank you." I breathed, continuing my chair-spinning-desk-hitting. Raelen, taking an older form, was drunk, screaming with delight.

 

"I havn't had this much fun since.." He stopped to count on his fingers. "Tomorrow." He said as he puked all over the taxi floor, then passed out.

 

"Wait, is that real pu-" I began to say until I was cut off.

 

"Ah sh!t!" 'Lyfe.' groaned, while 'Charizard' remained silent.

 

"Lern2shapell!" I shouted. "Owait! Aw, screw it."

 

"Looks like fun ^-^" Pikachu remarked. "Can I join?"

 

"No smilies D: !" I shouted.

 

"Nope." 'Lyfe replied."

 

"Wait, who even wrote this script? It's all dialouge!"

 

"Banned from Club Pikachu.." Pikachu enticed, and 'Lyfe.' 'gave in'.

"Fine. Don't tell Shinku."

"Meh, I make no promises.." Pikachu shrugged as he climbed in.

"ZzZz" Raelen snored as he puked.

 

"That's isn't even proper dialouge ! D:" Charizard remained silent. "Someone check to see if he's even alive!"

 

"Erm.. Ralen.. I'm not paying for this." Lyfe. groaned.

"Lulwut? 'Course you're not- Oh.." Raelen suddenly said, jerking up as he said so.

 

I facepalmed again. One bad thing about actors.. D:

 

"Okay, Shinku, you're up!" I shouted and a Shinku leapt at the car, only to land on the ground. "Erm, take two!" Shinku, this time, made it, only fell off trying to wrench a door off. "Take three peoples! =/" Shinku leapt on, unlocked the door before opening it, where the weak frame broke off.

 

"YOU.. AREN'T.. GOING.. ANYWHE- Lolwut?" Shinku growled, stopping when he saw Raelen.

"ZzZzZ?" Raelen snored.

"Awkward~" Pikachu sang. Charizard remained silent.

 

"Why is Charizard even in there?" I shouted.

 

'Be vewy veuuy quiet.." Lyfe. whispered.

"Oh, okay." Shinku murmured as he tiptoed away from the car.

 

"FLOOR IT!" Lyfe. screamed and the Taxi driver was soon speeding down the street. Pikachu yelled out as Charizard cursed, and Raelen began to topple out of the Taxi.

 

Raelen giggled in his sleep.

 

"Shinku, I love your hair." Lyfe. three Raelen into the taxi and looked behind to find Shinku and.. Some amazing hair glued to the actor's head running behind them.

"I.. DON'T.. UNDERSTAND.. 69!" Shinku shouted, and Charizard was confused.

"I do! ^ _^ It's a sex position! Like this!" Pikachu explained.

"That's just horrible." Lyfe. gagged as he turned.

"Just give him a little slap here and there.." Pikachu sighed as he began to slap Raelen.

"OMG LOL WTF UR HAIR JUST LEIK WHIPPED MEH! ZzZzZzZ" Ralen giggled in his sleep.

"D:"Charizard was still.. Silent. "Talk! Will you talk!?"

"This party is aweshum! ^-^" Pikachu said cheerfully.

"METALLICA!!" I shouted and I left the scene.

 

Shinku jumped back onto the car and punched a hole in the roof, reaching down and picking up Ralen before finding him covered in puke. He threw him down the street, disgusted as Raelen flew through the air. Charizard watched, silently.

"WTF WAS DAT?" Lyfe. shouted as Pikachu shouted "RAELEN! NOOOEZ!"

 

Raelen, bleeding violently from the head, continued to snore. Lyfe quickly called another Taxi, and soon the group was on their way to a hospital. The Taxi driver turned to reveal.. SHINKU'S AMAZINF HAIR! Zomg! "WTFLULWUT?"

 

"That's just wrong.." Pikachu said, staring at the hair.

"DATS REIT! I IZ NOTTIN' BUT A WIG" The hair shouted.

"So do I still have the best hair?" Pikachu asked.

"Pikachu, you don't even have hair." Lyfe. responded. He turned, looked at Shinku, bald, before vomiting and passing out. Pikachu pulling him back into the taxi, touching his [CENSORED]cookies.

 

"I AM NEVER GETTING IN A TAXI WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN!" Charizard screamed and heran off into a small cafe, ordered a Caramel Frappacino, and he downloaded the movie. "Phew, it was all just a movie. 11/10!"

 

"Wait, how is that even possible! LOOKOUT! THE FOURTH WALL'S FALLING DOWN!"

 

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