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[align=center][spoiler=Not exactly epic but this is how I came up with the thread idea]

- Phone rings -

 

"Hallo!"

 

"Hi"

 

"So you got our epic voice message then?"

 

-Laughing- "Yeah"

 

"Hi"

 

"Hi?"

 

"I can't hear you"

 

"Ah! It's raining on me"

 

"Then run"

 

"Huh, I can't hear you"

 

- Mumbles gibberish -

 

"Huh?"

 

"I'll tell you later on facebook"

 

- Earlier -

 

- Voice messages -

 

"Hello, would you like to buy a Fannypack, it's fantastic and wonderful, it comes in all different colours and it has Neon lighting. Also if you buy it you get a free man bag"

 

Me: xDD

 

 

So, post yours, any time you've had them, anywhere.[/align]

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Marisa Kirisame-ze Newbie

Marisa Kirisame-ze

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[spoiler=My buddy and I were talking, and we're a metaphorical couple.]

 

"Was the baby ever adopted yet?"

 

"No, I decided that we should gain profit off of her and sell her instead. I think I placed the price too high."

 

"Idiot! No one's going to take her then!"

 

"Why are you so worried? You made it to late for abortion, I have to be the one to give birth to the baby, and then you tell me to give her away. You should think about my feelings before that baby's."

 

"Well, I regret not going for abortion early. But it hit me that we didn't have enough money to pay for a baby, so we had to give her up."

 

"Anything else? This is a sad story."

 

"Well, yeah..."

 

"What?"

 

"I'm pregnant."

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"What do you mean you're pregnant?!"

 

 

Typically, this was all a joke.

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I actually answered the phone, thinking it was one of my parents. It was one of those people that doesn't say anything. I shot back at them.

 

[spoiler=My Conversation]

*phone rings*

 

*sees nobody except me is home*

 

*answers*

 

Me: Hello?

 

*nobody answers for about a whole minute*

 

Me: Is this Piglet?

 

*they hang up*

 

 

This happened a few months ago, and "Piglet" has been a inside joke in out family since then. I thought it was funny. :?

 

I have another one I could post. But it'll be more of a PG-13 convo.

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WTF Newbie

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* Ring Ring *

 

Hello?

 

"Hello, I am calling t-"

 

Oh no thank you.

 

"Are you sure its a penis enlargement?"

 

I dont need one of those.

 

"That's not what your girlfriend said."

 

I dont have a girlfriend.

 

"Is that because you have a baby penis?

 

* Hang up *

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*copy-pastes from AIM*

 

Crab Helmet: So, did you see that Epic Convo topic on YCM?

IcyBlue: Yeah.

IcyBlue: It was stupid.

Crab Helmet: Seriously.

IcyBlue: The convos there aren't even funny.

Crab Helmet: That's because YCM is full of morons.

YCMaker: I know.

YCMaker: But that won't last long.

YCMaker: We'll be able to sacrifice them all soon.

Crab Helmet: Why is Azrael taking so long building the site-wide transmutation circle?!

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Luna Lovegood

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*copy-pastes from AIM*

 

Crab Helmet: So' date=' did you see that Epic Convo topic on YCM?

IcyBlue: Yeah.

IcyBlue: It was stupid.

Crab Helmet: Seriously.

IcyBlue: The convos there aren't even funny.

Crab Helmet: That's because YCM is full of morons.

YCMaker: I know.

YCMaker: But that won't last long.

YCMaker: We'll be able to sacrifice them all soon.

Crab Helmet: Why is Azrael taking so long building the site-wide transmutation circle?!

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your convo is dull. -1 internetz

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*copy-pastes from AIM*

 

Crab Helmet: So' date=' did you see that Epic Convo topic on YCM?

IcyBlue: Yeah.

IcyBlue: It was stupid.

Crab Helmet: Seriously.

IcyBlue: The convos there aren't even funny.

Crab Helmet: That's because YCM is full of morons.

YCMaker: I know.

YCMaker: But that won't last long.

YCMaker: We'll be able to sacrifice them all soon.

Crab Helmet: Why is Azrael taking so long building the site-wide transmutation circle?!

[/quote']

 

your convo is dull. -100 internetz

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*copy-pastes from AIM*

 

Crab Helmet: So' date=' did you see that Epic Convo topic on YCM?

IcyBlue: Yeah.

IcyBlue: It was stupid.

Crab Helmet: Seriously.

IcyBlue: The convos there aren't even funny.

Crab Helmet: That's because YCM is full of morons.

YCMaker: I know.

YCMaker: But that won't last long.

YCMaker: We'll be able to sacrifice them all soon.

Crab Helmet: Why is Azrael taking so long building the site-wide transmutation circle?!

[/quote']

 

your convo is dull. -100 internetz

 

Actually, his convo is epic. You jsut fail to understand it. +9001 internetz.

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Niño Newbie

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*copy-pastes from AIM*

 

Crab Helmet: So' date=' did you see that Epic Convo topic on YCM?

IcyBlue: Yeah.

IcyBlue: It was stupid.

Crab Helmet: Seriously.

IcyBlue: The convos there aren't even funny.

Crab Helmet: That's because YCM is full of morons.

YCMaker: I know.

YCMaker: But that won't last long.

YCMaker: We'll be able to sacrifice them all soon.

Crab Helmet: Why is Azrael taking so long building the site-wide transmutation circle?!

[/quote']

Hypocricy thy name is Crab Helmet.

 

Also tell Josh that I didn't think he was capable of actually being a douche. He's proven me wrong time and time again. ;D

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Also tell Josh that I didn't think he was capable of actually being a douche. He's proven me wrong time and time again. ;D

 

Crab Helmet: So, they think the convos I'm posting are actually real.

IcyBlue: WHAT

IcyBlue: Not even YCM could be that dumb.

Crab Helmet: It's true.

Crab Helmet: They're all such idiots.

Barack Obama: Don't worry.

Barack Obama: My death panels will take care of them soon.

Glenn Beck: I KNEW IT

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Limited Edition KING Newbie

Limited Edition KING

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Mind if I post one or two from Omegle?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: yoo

You: Do you know Pikachu?

You: I know the guy personally

Stranger: noo lol i hate pokemon no offense

You: What about Agumon? I know the guy personally

Stranger: I dont f***ing care about pokemon or yugioh ha

You: Its from digimon dude -_-

You: Agumon is from digimon

You: You fail

You have disconnected.

 

Yeah I get bored sometimes and go on Omegle...

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Niño Newbie

Niño

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Also tell Josh that I didn't think he was capable of actually being a douche. He's proven me wrong time and time again. ;D

 

Crab Helmet: So' date=' they think the convos I'm posting are actually real.

IcyBlue: WHAT

IcyBlue: Not even YCM could be that dumb.

Crab Helmet: It's true.

Crab Helmet: They're all such idiots.

Barack Obama: Don't worry.

Barack Obama: My death panels will take care of them soon.

Glenn Beck: I KNEW IT

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Tell Barack Obama that I dunt laik him anymoarz. ;D

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Whilst stoned watching some random episode of yugioh with mates at uni:

 

Mate: So why is it called blue eyes white dragon?

Me: Well its white, has blue eyes and is a dragon u retard

Mate: Thats not a dragon it looks like an aligator with wings.

Me: How do you know what an aligator with wings looks like

Mate: Everyone has their fetish

(Awkward silence followed hysterical laughing)

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