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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

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I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

I could've posted a pic of myself here, but I don't want your computer to shut down unexpectedly.
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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

I could've posted a pic of myself here, but I don't want your computer to shut down unexpectedly.

 

The reason you aren't a good PUA is because you are trying to validate yourself to me.

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

 

you be delayin', you always be sayin' some s***, you say i'm playin, I'm never layin' the d***), sayin' "blah, blah blah", cause I don't care who you are

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

 

you be delayin', you always be sayin' some s***, you say i'm playin, I'm never layin' the d***), sayin' "blah, blah blah", cause I don't care who you are

 

Good, good.

 

This will turn out to be a fine conversation thingy...

 

I don't need pick up lines. Over and out!

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

 

you be delayin', you always be sayin' some s***, you say i'm playin, I'm never layin' the d***), sayin' "blah, blah blah", cause I don't care who you are

 

You're a wannabe gangster that sucks at rap. I'm now amused.

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

 

you be delayin', you always be sayin' some s***, you say i'm playin, I'm never layin' the d***), sayin' "blah, blah blah", cause I don't care who you are

 

You didn't capitalize the first "Y". You didn't use "." or "!" after all.

How should I understand your immature gibberish then, sis? Px

 

Now show your talent. Larx is sooooo lonely! =O

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

 

you be delayin', you always be sayin' some s***, you say i'm playin, I'm never layin' the d***), sayin' "blah, blah blah", cause I don't care who you are

 

You didn't capitalize the first "Y". You didn't use "." or "!" after all.

How should I understand your immature gibberish then, sis? Px

 

Now show your talent. Larx is sooooo lonely! =O

 

If you can't understand me, then why'd you reply?

 

Also, I don't pick up 44 year old males. Sorry to disappoint you and Larxene. :P

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I could've been the next best Pickup guy ever' date=' after Chuck Norris.

 

Problem is I'm so ugly, that while I tell the girls the pickup-line, they're too busy thinking "God he's ugly!", so they doesn't hear what I say.

[/quote']

 

I have consistently pulled model hot chicks while looking like a tramp.

 

Looks are irrelevant.

 

And you are so majorly hot, that you can even browse a children's card game forum, posting about your hot hotness in the General forum, when indeed there could be fat beardy guys reading this while fapping and having y*uporn open in an extra tab.

Moron.

Way to go! =]

 

I heard you like white texting, so I put some white text in the haterade you sip, so you can be jealous, while you be jealous. :)

 

Nice trolling attempt, but it won't work with me, bro. ;O

 

you be delayin', you always be sayin' some s***, you say i'm playin, I'm never layin' the d***), sayin' "blah, blah blah", cause I don't care who you are

 

You didn't capitalize the first "Y". You didn't use "." or "!" after all.

How should I understand your immature gibberish then, sis? Px

 

Now show your talent. Larx is sooooo lonely! =O

 

If you can't understand me, then why'd you reply?

 

Also, I don't pick up 44 year old males. Sorry to disappoint you and Larxene. :P

 

Because I didn't understand you bro.

Quod erat demonstrantum.

 

Larx will so wipe her arse with you. =D

 

And now excuse me, I have a date with a fat beardy guy.

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