JadenxAtemYAOI Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Follow site rules please Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick and it's still bigger than yours Chuck Norris is where babies come from Chuck Norris once leaned on a tower in Pisa chuck Norris once won the Poker World series with a green uno card, a checker, 2 of spades, 3 of clubs, and a get out of jail free card there is no theory of evolution. Those are the creatures he has allowed to live Chuck Norris once ate 72 3 ounce steaks in one hour. the first 46 minutes was spent shagging his wife When the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks for Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Really?This has been done so many...What is this? I dun even.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akumakagemaru Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 lol not so much of a Chuck norris fan, but this looks funny. Chuck Norris hits so hard, when he punches you, you're dead, then back to life again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesius Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akumakagemaru Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Ehh, I'm tired, sleepy, and almost ready for bed, plus I happen to like the TC, so...sorry. Besides, I'm trying to get 1000 posts befor I go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Chuck Norris can divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Chuck Norris.Is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Chuck Norris.Is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Chuck Norris jokes are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 This thread, like all the other stupid Chuck Norris threads, is doomed. Even so, here are my jokes: Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of wall ball. Chuck Norris once pulled a single hair from his beard- and stabbed three men through the heart with it. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one random child to be thrown into the sun. If Chuck Norris kicks you, you will die. If he misses, the wind behind the kick will tear out your spleen. Thirty years later, the kick will kill your first born son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Chuck Norris is a sell-out. He was a legit martial artist until he started spamming his roundhouse kicks, now he's at the bottom of the barrel. Even further than Steven Segal. Ooh and locked. This thread belongs in Games, but seeing as there's an active topic in there somewhere about this, just bump that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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