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Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick and it's still bigger than yours


Chuck Norris is where babies come from


Chuck Norris once leaned on a tower in Pisa


chuck Norris once won the Poker World series with a green uno card, a checker, 2 of spades, 3 of clubs, and a get out of jail free card


there is no theory of evolution. Those are the creatures he has allowed to live


Chuck Norris once ate 72 3 ounce steaks in one hour. the first 46 minutes was spent shagging his wife


When the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks for Chuck Norris


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This thread, like all the other stupid Chuck Norris threads, is doomed. Even so, here are my jokes:


Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of wall ball.


Chuck Norris once pulled a single hair from his beard- and stabbed three men through the heart with it.


On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one random child to be thrown into the sun.


If Chuck Norris kicks you, you will die. If he misses, the wind behind the kick will tear out your spleen. Thirty years later, the kick will kill your first born son.

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Guest JoshIcy

Chuck Norris is a sell-out. He was a legit martial artist until he started spamming his roundhouse kicks, now he's at the bottom of the barrel. Even further than Steven Segal.


Ooh and locked. This thread belongs in Games, but seeing as there's an active topic in there somewhere about this, just bump that one.

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