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You spelled weird wrong in the title, and Yin is right, they just do that to make the commercial stick in your head, so if you're ever looking for something they make, you remember that commercial and buy the more expensive brand-named product.

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Crazy Bruce's Liquors

We've got the bargains for you

(WOO WOO WOO)

Crazy Bruce's Liquors

Selection and quality too

(WOO WOO WOO)

Crazy Bruce Liquors

You'll think we're too good to be true

(WOO WOO)

Zinfandel and Cabernet

Red Merlot and Chardonnay

Crazy Bruce's Liquor Store!

(WOO WOO Woo.)

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Two words:

[spoiler=Lyrics]There's a cry out across the heartland, a yearning for the days gone by!

And in little old Corydon, Indiana, they're happy and they'll tell you why!

They got Butt Drugs!

They love Butt Drugs!

B-B-B-Butt Drugs, B-B-B-Butt Drugs!

 

"I love Butt Drugs."

"I recommend Butt Drugs for everybody."

"I can always count on Butt Drugs."

"When I think drugs, I think Butt Drugs."

"For all my health needs, I turn to Butt Drugs!"

 

You want hometown service, and cheap hot coffee,

And liquor! Now that's the ticket!

You can tell Wal-Mart, CBS and Walgreen's exactly where to stick it!

 

B-B-B-Butt Drugs! "We love Butt Drugs!"

B-B-B-Butt Drugs! "Butt Drugs won't let you down."

B-B-B-Butt Drugs! "Free parking in the rear."

B-B-B-Butt Drugs!

 

"I love Butt Drugs. ..."

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

That was weird. The girl was cute.

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That was weird. The girl was cute.

 

Cute? She just looked creepy. That is one.... disturbed ad.

 

She was cute when she wasn't angry-looking. Just like most girls.

 

As in a little kid way, or attractive? Because if the second one, your a pedophile.

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That was weird. The girl was cute.

 

Cute? She just looked creepy. That is one.... disturbed ad.

 

She was cute when she wasn't angry-looking. Just like most girls.

 

As in a little kid way' date=' or attractive? Because if the second one, your a pedophile.

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As in a normal human child being visually appealing in a non-sexual way. You can look at a kid and recognize good looks without being a pervert, you know. Just like you can see a kid and tell that they're butt-ugly. Doesn't mean you're going to molest them/beat them up (or whatever it is people do to ugly kids).

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