You know you need a new laptop when...

[Dizzy~]

... the "Start" and "Backspace" buttons fall off, and the screen has fallen off the hinges twice.

 

No, I'm not talking about mine. (Or am I? Am I?)

 

Discuss severely broken laptops.

[Sorrow.]

My mom blamed me for breaking her laptop keyboard even though she loves to slam the god damn keys.. and I just laughed at her.... But then I got grounded oh the Irony..

[Rusty Shovel]

My friend has a laptop, with all the key things rubbed off.

[Dizzy~]

It's weird, looking at the keyboard without the keys. Well, all but two. Did you know the "Backspace" button has a huge staple thing on it?

[Sorrow.]

What do you mean huge staple thing?

[Dizzy~]

Like, where they put the button in there, there's these two little holes and the staple-like thing fits in there. No matter how much I tinker with it it won't go back in, though.

[Sorrow.]

Has the "Staple-like thing" been chipped? Thats probably it..

[Dizzy~]

No, It just popped off before I made this thread. Probly because instead of clicking back, I push the backspace button.

 

While we're on the topic of buttons, my "R" button on my DSi doesn't work =/

 

That's probly a result of me playing through Loz: Spirit Tracks twice =/

[Yankee]

I came expecting Jeff Foxworthy-like jokes.

 

I r disappoint.

[Rusty Shovel]

I came expecting Jeff Foxworthy-like jokes.

 

I r disappoint.

 

Haha. +1 dude.

[Dizzy~]

I came expecting Jeff Foxworthy-like jokes.

 

I r disappoint.

 

Wouldn't that be breaking the misleading title rule? (AKA YOUR rule)

 

son' date=' [b']I[/b] r dissapoint.

[Yankee]

Not so,

If you made it a bunch of jokes like

"You know you need a laptop when.." and had punchlines, it would be acceptable, as your title fits ;)

[Blamonchesix]

I think people should buy a new laptop when their screen is shattered and strange liquid oozed out. XD

[Dizzy~]

Not so' date='

If you made it a bunch of jokes like

"You know you need a laptop when.." and had punchlines, it would be acceptable, as your title fits ;)

[/quote']

 

Hmm. Your logic surprises me.

[Cin]

I'd probably buy a new one if something like the motherboard goes (it did in my sister's but they fixed it), the processor, in a fashion typical for my computers so far the laser in the dvd/cd rom drive goes.

[Larxene]

Sort of related.

 

My laptop charger burst into flames last night.

 

I'm not joking.

[Dizzy~]

Sort of related.

 

My laptop charger burst into flames last night.

 

I'm not joking.

 

e_e

 

THE PLAN WORKED >:3

[Rusty Shovel]

Sort of related.

 

My laptop charger burst into flames last night.

 

I'm not joking.

 

Ouch.

[♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥]

I always use an external keyboard with my laptop.

[RAEGING D0GKING]

Sort of related.

 

My laptop charger burst into flames last night.

 

I'm not joking.

 

Your charger always bursts.

[έκλειψη]

Sort of related.

 

My laptop charger burst into flames last night.

 

I'm not joking.

 

Mine did that a while ago. I had to buy another...

[.Frostpaw]

No' date=' It just popped off before I made this thread. Probly because instead of clicking back, I push the backspace button.

 

[b']While we're on the topic of buttons, my "R" button on my DSi doesn't work =/

 

That's probly a result of me playing through Loz: Spirit Tracks twice =/[/b]

 

My DSi has the same problem. I've never even owned that game.

[Clair]

My laptop is really old. But it just won't die. <3

 

I love how all my Nintendo systems suddenly start to work when I blow on the discs/cartridges/game slots.

 

inb4immaturity.

[KuroKibo]

For some unknown reason my friend's laptop has 2 cracks in the backside of the screen. You know, the lid. But it's already fixed now.

 

PS. I burned my charger's cable twice.

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

The bezel is cracked and chipped all over the place. Had to replace the hard drive.

 

One time, my laptop would turn on but it would be a blank screen nothing else...I though i might had to replace hard drive again..... Since i was so poor, i went for a whole month without a laptop ... then my uncle (who is good with computers) came over and I went to show him. The laptop decided to work perfectly. This was in February ... Its April and its still working perfectly. :D