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Dim Sim

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well here you guys go

Sorry for D.Posting

 

1.Was it love at first sight or should i walk by again.

2.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

3.Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

4.Baicarumba...are those real?

5.Be unique and different, just say yes.

6.Can I flirt with you?

7.Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

8.Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

9.Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

10.Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

11.Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

11.Do you want to see something swell?

12.Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

13.Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

14.Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

15.Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

16.Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

17.If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

18.If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

19.Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

20.Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

21.The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

22.You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

23.Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

24.I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

25.I'm good at math, U+I=69

26.I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

27.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

28.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

29.Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

30.Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

31.Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

32.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

33.Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

34.Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

35.You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

36.You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

37.Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

38.Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

37.Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

38.Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

39.Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

40.Got two nipples for a dime?

41.Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

42.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

43.Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

44.I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

45.I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

46.Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

47.You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

48.You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

49.You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

50.Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

51.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

52.I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

53.I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

54.I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

55.I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

56.Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

57.Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

58.When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

59.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

60.You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

61.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

62.You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

63.You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

64.You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

65.Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

66.Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

67.Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

68.How was Heaven when you left it?

69.You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

70.Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

71.I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

72.You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

73.You should be someone's wife.

74.Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

75.You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

76.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

77.Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

78.If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

79.It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

80.Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

81.I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

82.Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

83.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

84.If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

85.There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

86.Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

87.What time do you have to be back in heaven?

88.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

89.You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

90.You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

91.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

92.You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

93.You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

94.If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

95.If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

96.It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

97.Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

98.That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

99.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

100.There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

101.There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

102.Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

103.You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

104.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

105.I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

106.I wonder what our children will look like.

107.I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

108.If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

109.Greetings and salivations

110.Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

111.I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

112.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

113.I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

114.If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

115.Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

116.That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

117.Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

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ok blood run i will post another 117

some may have been said already but oh well

 

lol way ahead of you

 

i made some more!

 

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You

If your love could be described by words' date=' Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.

Hey baby you plus me equals we.

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

Man oh man, if I didn't look a second time I wouldn't believe someone as beautiful as you exsisted.

They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good.

To the world your one person, to this person your the world.

You smell that.....? Smells like love.

I'm like a power plant, it's hard to shut me down, and I can turn you on.

My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to!

Have you got the time? (gives time) cool, so you have a watch, i'll be here at 8, don't be late.

I must be a hunter, because I just found a fox.

If a piece of paper meant sexy, then you'd be a forest!

Santa must have missed my house.

Really? Why is that?

Beacause when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.

I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!

My name is Justin......just in incredible.

Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?

Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?

I would give up eterinity to be with you.

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

(mess with your eye like you have something in it) i have something in my eye (look her in her eyes) it's still there it's....its beautiful.

You know your good enough to give my last name to.

I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

You look lika a tall glass of water, I wanna drink you up.

I love you like pigs love mud.

Want to compare tan lines?

How heavy do polar bears have to be? "I don't know.." Heavy enough to break the ice... Hi I'm..

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Hey Angel, how's Heaven?

I don't normally date models, but ok, here's my number...

Hey, I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before!

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough.

Hey, wanna be a pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up.

You can call me Mr. ski lift cause I'll sweep you off your feet.

You are like a clam, hard to open but its worth the pearl.

Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2006 (or whatever year it is).

(on forth of July) If you kiss me I bet you'll see stars.

owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me.

Baby, Your the honey on my bunches of oats!

What is on your butt?...... My eyes!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!!

If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder (guy puts hand on shoulder closest to him) or this shoulder (guy puts hand on opposite shoulder).

If I was a pancake, I would want you to be my maple syrup!

(as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were real

You better change the lock 'cause I'm the key to your heart.

Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you?

If you were a meat market, you'd be prime rib.

You are the best thing to ever grace my lips.

Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.

The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.

Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?

Am I dreaming, because this is so unreal.

You turn me on like a blasting stereo.

Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker.

Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Is your name summer because you're making me hot.

If you were words on a page, you would be fine print.

Do you have some water? 'Cause you set my heart on fire.

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured...lips.

I need a place to stay...cause you're so hot you burnt my house down.

So...did you just dump your boyfriend cause you were to hot for him?

Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious...

I believe im physic and my visions tell me that we need to be together.

Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet.

When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.

If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.

You're the sound in my voice, the rythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart.....be my lightning and strike down on me!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"']

... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on

the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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You asked for them (yes, they're rude)...

 

 

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks.

 

 

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You asked for them (yes' date=' they're rude)...

 

 

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks.

 

 

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lol

damn i cant believe i didnt think of those! =) :lol:

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