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A Chuck Norris Card (At least a balanced one)


Phatt Mann

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I know that you have already seen a lot of these cards and hated them for being overpowering and just plain stupid. Well here's what I hope to be a balanced version of the Chuck Norris card. Please let me know if there are any flaws in this card so I can correct them.

 

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Effect: During battle between this attacking card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card, inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent's Life Points. Once per turn, during your Standby Phase, you can select 1 face-up Defense Position your opponent controls. Until the end of the turn, the selected monster loses 1200 DEF. If you activate this effect, when it attacks this turn, your opponent takes no Battle Damage.

 

I'm somewhat rusty at this, so forgive me if there are any errors.

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If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs

Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Very balanced card 9.99/10.1+4 cause chuck is class

 

Actually 12/10 cause if he found out id be dead

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Guest BloodBlader

u scared of chuck

dont u know his kicking more importint peoples butts to worry about a 9.99 rating

 

who whould win in a fight Chuck Norris or God?

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I like it.

 

Although I think one part should read "Until the End Phase" instead of "Until the end of the turn"

 

Anyway' date=' 8.2/10

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I see. Thanks for the advice. I'll make sure to use that on my other cards.

 

even if you say balance the card it stills op to me 5/10

 

dude fix the stars lower it to 4 stars

 

Should I do it, then the card will be too powerful and I would have to tamper with its effect, ATK and DEF to balance the card out. Therefore, what you have said was not advice.

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During battle between this attacking card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card, inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent's Life Points. Once per turn, during your Standby Phase, you can select 1 face-up Defense Position your opponent controls. Until the end of the turn, the selected monster loses 1200 DEF. Your opponent takes no Battle Damage the turn this effect is activated.

 

Changed a bit of its effect.

8/10

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During battle between this attacking card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card' date=' inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent's Life Points. Once per turn, during your Standby Phase, you can select 1 face-up Defense Position your opponent controls. Until the end of the turn, the selected monster loses 1200 DEF. Your opponent takes no Battle Damage the turn this effect is activated.

 

Changed a bit of its effect.

8/10

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Thanks for the changes.

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