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A while ago, I was eating at a fast-food restaurant, enjoying my meal, when the guys in the booth behind us start talking about an Egyptian mummy exhibit they had just seen.

They're talking about the mummy, going into great detail about about the peeling of the skin, the dislocated jawbone, the habit of the Egyptians to extract a corpse's brain through its nose with a metal hook, all while I'm nom-nomming down on my chicken wings!

To make a long story even longer, we eventually had to ask them to talk about something else, at least until we left.

 

Discuss strange conversations you've overheard.

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How about when I was at McDonalds' date=' there was a group of old people sitting at a table talking. Then, out of nowhere, one of them stands up and shouts, "Don't look under the table. My zippers broken!"

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Whoa. Like anyone was tempted. =P

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Yeah' date=' and this guy was dressed in a fancy black suit and had greased back white hair, it was creepy. So me and my mom turn our heads away, hide our laughter, eat our food quickly, and leave.

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Probably a wise idea. ^_^

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A while ago' date=' I was eating at a fast-food restaurant, enjoying my meal, when the guys in the booth behind us start talking about an Egyptian mummy exhibit they had just seen.

They're talking about the mummy, going into great detail about about the peeling of the skin, the dislocated jawbone, the habit of the Egyptians to extract a corpse's brain through its nose with a metal hook, all while I'm nom-nomming down on my chicken wings!

To make a long story even longer, we eventually had to ask them to talk about something else, at least until we left.[/quote']

 

So like a scene in Bones where the manager had ago at them for talking about a case in a restuarant with pictures.

 

Probably never had any strange ones.

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A while ago' date=' I was eating at a fast-food restaurant, enjoying my meal, when the guys in the booth behind us start talking about an Egyptian mummy exhibit they had just seen.

They're talking about the mummy, going into great detail about about the peeling of the skin, the dislocated jawbone, the habit of the Egyptians to extract a corpse's brain through its nose with a metal hook, all while I'm nom-nomming down on my chicken wings!

To make a long story even longer, we eventually had to ask them to talk about something else, at least until we left.[/quote']

 

So like a scene in Bones where the manager had ago at them for talking about a case in a restuarant with pictures.

 

Probably never had any strange ones.

 

Yeah, something like that. It wasn't a very appetizing conversation. ^_^

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I haven't heard too many strange conversations' date=' but I have been a part of quite a few, in which case people started to stare at me.

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Yeah, I've been a part of quite a few strange conversations in my day. I love the looks you get. ^_^

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Damn it' date=' you too?

 

 

I found a god damn mummy in my chicken last time I went to McDonald.

 

That's why I go to Wendy's now.

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Wendys' is probably a good idea. Just don't get the chili.

 

@ WTF: Don't go on the plane. Just a hunch. =P

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Today i was at Chili's, and someone behid us said to his wife: "Hey, i know a little game we can play when we get home." And she giggled. I was like "WTF?" and they got up. Then, the guy sitting next to us says "That dude left with a boner."

I was like

o.O

It was so lol

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Today i was at Chili's' date=' and someone behid us said to his wife: "Hey, i know a little game we can play when we get home." And she giggled. I was like "WTF?" and they got up. Then, the guy sitting next to us says "That dude left with a boner."

I was like

o.O

It was so lol

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That game is not fun when you play it too often though. >_>

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Today i was at Chili's' date=' and someone behid us said to his wife: "Hey, i know a little game we can play when we get home." And she giggled. I was like "WTF?" and they got up. Then, the guy sitting next to us says "That dude left with a boner."

I was like

o.O

It was so lol

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Whoa. TMI. ^_^

 

@ Pikajew: I would've thrown up too.

 

@ Metallica.: Lol at guy with churro. =P

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