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First, let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread, with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12

 

4. I don't use slang exessively

 

and last, but most important of all:

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

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First' date=' let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread, with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12

 

4. I don't use slang exessively

 

and last, but most important of all:

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

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I have my moments but if you were in my school, the guys in my school insult each other by having intercourse with ugly women or saying they're gay. the girls we just spread rumors about each other.

Jokes, here's a my school joke.

Someone drops their pen. Someone on the right says EPIC FAIL

Someone gets an easy question wrong a test. Sporty guy with lower grade asks "What are you, a retard"

 

Age ratings. I know 16 /=/ 17. South park's mature rating is that of my high school

Mobile Phone. Didn't have one until I got my license

Dating Ages (ooooohhhh) the girls in my school and my bf's school. The can be 13 and dating a 17+ guy. My friend Rachel once dated a 21 year old. Pedophilia anyone? If I had a banhammer on myspace and the right to report the IP's to the police then there would be over 319 guys on there way to the police station tonight. She flirts with guys above the age of 18 and they flirt back. She's 14.

Boozing. the question is why?

Smoking. again, why?

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First' date=' let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread, with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12

 

4. I don't use slang exessively

 

and last, but most important of all:

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

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I have my moments but if you were in my school, the guys in my school insult each other by having intercourse with ugly women or saying they're gay. the girls we just spread rumors about each other.

Jokes, here's a my school joke.

Someone drops their pen. Someone on the right says EPIC FAIL

Someone gets an easy question wrong a test. Sporty guy with lower grade asks "What are you, a retard"

 

Age ratings. I know 16 /=/ 17. South park's mature rating is that of my high school

Mobile Phone. Didn't have one until I got my license

Dating Ages (ooooohhhh) the girls in my school and my bf's school. The can be 13 and dating a 17+ guy. My friend Rachel once dated a 21 year old. Pedophilia anyone? If I had a banhammer on myspace and the right to report the IP's to the police then there would be over 319 guys on there way to the police station tonight. She flirts with guys above the age of 18 and they flirt back. She's 14.

Boozing. the question is why?

Smoking. again, why?

 

 

Thanks for understanding. Also, epic sig

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deathghost101

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1-Have facebook.

2-other than in videogames.......sometimes.

3-don't have cell phone right now(I've been through 3 already.)

4-Don't use slang much, unless I'm bored out of my mind.

5-I DO take things seriously........so please, don't bull S**T me.

 

My school.......guys act gay(REALLY GAY), since its high school, there's a daycare for girls who have kids..........T.T Half the girls I see are happy, and proud to have a kid. To much violence........its boring.

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First' date=' let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread, with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12

 

4. I don't use slang exessively

 

and last, but most important of all:

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

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1. No

2. No

3. No

4. No

5. No

 

Exact opposites. What a suprise. >.<

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hahahahah i laughed and farted when i read this.

 

Summary of this thread:

"KIDS ARE IMMATURE AND I HATE THEIR FUNNY AND HAVE LIVES AND I DONT AND IM SO MATURE AND I TOUCH MYSELF TO ANIMALS PLANET"

 

your kids at school sound cool yo

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I was walking to this local pharmacy with my brother one day with mmy brother and we happened to be following a pair of girls who were probably about ten years old. One of them were saying stuff like "I think he's cheating on me, he better not be cheating on me, he screwing around with that other b****", etc. All i though was....WTF! She still in elementary school.

Second thing i though was: My little brother is roughly her age. They grow up way too fast.

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I was walking to this local pharmacy with my brother one day with mmy brother and we happened to be following a pair of girls who were probably about ten years old. One of them were saying stuff like "I think he's cheating on me' date=' he better not be cheating on me, he screwing around with that other b****", etc. All i though was....WTF! She still in elementary school.

Second thing i though was: My little brother is roughly her age. They grow up way too fast.

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They're all bastards.

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