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Alex DeLarge

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First' date=' let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread,

No shit, you're 12.

 

with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

Here we go, someone who will label their preferences as the smartest and most reasonable decisions…

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12

A lot of people like myself find this to be a useful site for keeping in contact and getting contact easily. Of course obsessing over an internet site is one thing, but that applies for everything.

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings

Congratulations, you little societal tool you? Ratings are nothing but an idea, judging one's character on age is a sweeping generalization, and defining certain concepts such as language and sex as being appropriate for certain age groups only is just as much of one. Kind of funny that you bought into it, though.

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12

Okay, I'm starting to see a trend here. You're someone that follows rules laid before you by adults and doesn't communicate with others all that much. As a result you find no need for a phone or something like Facebook, and find it odd that others do.

 

4. I don't use slang exessively

Nice god awful spelling you got there, Tex. And don't shove your beliefs that one thing is bad on everyone else. What do swears do that any other words can't? They're simply another venue of expression declared as taboo by society.

 

and last, but most important of all:

Spoilers: It will be just as stupid as the other rules.

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

Heh heh, you get bullied at school.

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Elementary School are you kidding me? Its going to be a whole lot worse in Middle School, horrible just so horrible. I lost my 2 best friends in middle school because I don't have any periods with them. I just abhor middle school to the core so much Bull going around the school the rumors, the people.

 

I don't care if I have a cell phone or not its just handy for 2 things, 1: To tell the time and 2: To contact my family when I'm outside "Hanging out with my friends."

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What I love about this thread is, everyone is making typos as they post.

 

And Shattered, I'm in Middle School, my friend's gonig off to another middle school next year, and I havn't seen him in school since last year.

 

We're still besties :3

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Dating at 11?

 

Screw it. I'm 10' date=' and I've already had 4 girls have a crush on me. I've been in two relationships.

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On the internet, so has everyone else.

 

Im gonna sig that..

 

Yes "Hanging out with my friends" = "Having Sex with hot Strangers"

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First' date=' let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread, with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12[b']i do[/b]

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings i dont

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12 i do

 

4. I don't use slang exessively dont unless insulting someone

 

and last, but most important of all:

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!! YES

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

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People at my school think lolcats are funny' date=' think saying epic fail make them the coolest people evar, are complete morons, and are all drama queens.

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this is the exact reason i ditch most people and go to the classroom where all the Yugioh peeps are. lol

 

As for youngsters datin', using Facebook, being whores, etc. it's just the reality of a new generation having too much freedom, which can be both good and bad. Thus, lil versions of classy women and pimpin' daddies are born :D along with brand new ideals and morals... o_o kinda scary, but the teens (17-20) mostly turn conservative, wishing it to turn back the way it was lol

 

remember when "hanging out" meant listening to your old cd collection with your girlfriend? now it's "having sex with the girl you met two days ago because you believe she's the only girl you'll ever love, and feel that this strong connection means that you two are soulmates" o_O where did it go haywire? lol

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Dating at 11?

 

Screw it. I'm 10' date=' and I've already had 4 girls have a crush on me. I've been in two relationships.

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On the internet, so has everyone else.

 

Hahah-No.

 

Honestly, I'm not that much of an idiot.

I don't remember calling you one.

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Dating at 11?

 

Screw it. I'm 10' date=' and I've already had 4 girls have a crush on me. I've been in two relationships.

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On the internet, so has everyone else.

 

Hahah-No.

 

Honestly, I'm not that much of an idiot.

I don't remember calling you one.

 

My point was, anyone who does that is an idiot with no social life.

 

Sorry, thought I was obvious.

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