Food preparation fails

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Discuss the fails and injuries you or family members have had in the kitchen.

[Dark]

That is an odd-shaped fruit. It somewhat reminds me of carrots, but I'm not sure.

 

I've never been injured in the kitchen. But once, I dropped a knife and the point landed in between two of my toes. :D

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

That is an odd-shaped fruit. It somewhat reminds me of carrots' date=' but I'm not sure.

 

I've never been injured in the kitchen. But once, I dropped a knife and the point landed in between two of my toes. :[b'][/b]D

 

Nice ;) I once cooked a steak for 4 hours and it didn't burn. I had it on 230 degrees. I eventually forgot about it and it was actually done by the time I woke up. And boy did my bf have a look in his eyes when I cooked something without making it taste nasty

[Enrise]

I touched the top of the stove with my middle finger while it was on when I was younger.

It was a good excuse to flick my dad off.

[Clair]

I was making pasta sauce.

 

I took the bowl off the stove and dropped it all over my legs and feet.

 

I don't make the pasta sauce anymore.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

Well there was one time when I was younger I was grabbing a glass cup from my grandparent's cabinet because I was thirsty. I accidently slip and toss the cup up and it falls downright next to my bare foot and shatters. didn't get a single shard of glass in me surprisingly. then there was one time though not in the kitchen I was at a neighbor's place with my uncle I go to put my hand down on the closed grill to hold myself up for the long talk little did I know it was being used.....burned my hand a bit but everything was fine after I took my hand off it...took about 15 seconds for me to realize the heat.

[Dark]

I touched the top of the stove with my middle finger while it was on when I was younger.

It was a good excuse to flick my dad off.

 

Oh god' date=' that is actually quite funny. :[b'][/b]D

 

I was making pasta sauce.

 

I took the bowl off the stove and accidentally dropped it all over my legs and feet.

 

I don't make the pasta sauce anymore.

 

Fix'd?

[Clair]

I was making pasta sauce.

 

I took the bowl off the stove and accidentally dropped it all over my legs and feet.

 

I don't make the pasta sauce anymore.

 

Fix'd?

 

No, I dropped the pasta sauce all over myself on purpose. >_>

 

I thought the "accidental" part was implied. D:

[The_Prince_of_Death]

I was making pasta sauce.

 

I took the bowl off the stove and accidentally dropped it all over my legs and feet.

 

I don't make the pasta sauce anymore.

 

Fix'd?

 

No' date=' I dropped the pasta sauce all over myself on purpose. >_>

 

I thought the "accidental" part was implied. D:

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I was getting both messages of accidental and on purpose but more on purpose.

[Super Half Vamp Riku]

i burnt water

[Lyfe.]

And I froze fire.

[Enrise]

I touched the top of the stove with my middle finger while it was on when I was younger.

It was a good excuse to flick my dad off.

 

Oh god' date=' that is actually quite funny. :[b'][/b]D

 

You know you can disable smilies.

And yes, it was funny.

[Cloister]

That chili looks delicious. Also, I cut myself once.

[Necro Pheonix]

There was this one time when I was about 6 and I came home from school. I wanted a glass of water and it was up really high and my mom was doing dishes. So, I climbed on a chair to get the glass when the chair fell, I knocked some plates over, they shattered, and I almost landed on them when my mom caught me and her hands were scarred. I was too much of a winp to go back to the Demon World after that.

[Black★Star]

I cut myslef with a knife, when making a sandwich...

[Cloister]

Lol, making a sandwich with a knife. That is silly.

 

I put my hand (yes the whole hand) on the oven once, it hurt like HELL. I was about 5 or 6 I think.

[Enrise]

Lol' date=' making a sandwich with a knife. That is silly.

 

I put my hand (yes the whole hand) on the oven once, it hurt like HELL. I was about 5 or 6 I think.

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Copycat.

[.Frostpaw]

Lol' date=' making a sandwich with a knife. That is silly.

 

I put my hand (yes the whole hand) on the oven once, it hurt like HELL. I was about 5 or 6 I think.

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Copycat.

 

Since this has something to do with food, I have a good one. My mom was carrying a plate that had gravy oin it, and she accidentally spilled almost all of the gravy in my grandmother's hair.

 

Also, a dish broke in my washing machine. Everyone was talking when there was a loud shattering sound.

[PenguinZ]

I killed myself The only injury I ever got in the kitchen is not even a injury at all. I got bitten by a ant.

[Darth Duelist]

my mom got a big gash and cut on her hand when she cut it accidentally with a knife.. i think its better now though :)

[Aximil]

My mom caught the surface of the stove on fire. My sister of 13 at the time ran outside freaking out and fell off the porch, breaking her nose while me and my mom put the fire out. Does that count?

[Dizzy~]

My gramma dropped a knife on her foot and didn't even know about it until after a while. I have a super-gramma! (with socks made of steel)

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

1. I burnt the toaster by toasting taco shells

2. My mother left oil in the stove while it was self cleaning and managed to burn down the stove.

3. Was frying some fries and had a napkin in my hand...which caught fire

[Tentacruel]

My little sister set the toaster on fire by buttering the toast before toasting it.

[Sander]

Lol' date=' making a sandwich with a knife. That is silly.

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Yeah, because you totally don't need to use the knife cut the baloney/bread/whatever you're using.

 

Yes, sometimes you actually need to cut the bread/baloney, because it's not sliced already.