Lyfe. Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 FML = funk My Life Today, I was hanging out with my friends at lunch and making them laugh. One of my friend's boyfriend sent me a message on Facebook saying that I needed to back off or we were gonna have problems. FML Yes, that's a true story. Post your FMLs. Better if they are funny AND true. If this needs to be moved to games, please do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Unless you're gay, not really an FML. MLIA is better, or NotAlwaysRight. AverageWizard/Mylifeistwilight is more fail though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth_The_Legend Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 he really said that? lolwuss. couldnt even say it face to face. thats REAL tough. let's see. getting an 5000 word assignment and about to hand it in, then the lecturer says that was only part 1. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 urdoingitwrong. [spoiler=One really sad FML, spoilered for a reason.]Today I got back from a work trip. Next time, I should tell my flatmate in advance so he has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. Or the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I can't have sex with something that's not solid, like the intellection of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth_The_Legend Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 urdoingitwrong. [spoiler=One really sad FML' date= spoilered for a reason.]Today I got back from a work trip. Next time, I should tell my flatmate in advance so he has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. Or the like. Thats not really FML.Thats just F***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 FML is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 No friends. FMFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroKibo Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Today' date=' I drew comics. FML[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 urdoingitwrong. [spoiler=One really sad FML' date= spoilered for a reason.]Today I got back from a work trip. Next time, I should tell my flatmate in advance so he has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. Or the like. Thats not really FML.Thats just F***** How is catching your girlfriend cheating on you not a FML moment you funking twat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth_The_Legend Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 urdoingitwrong. [spoiler=One really sad FML' date= spoilered for a reason.]Today I got back from a work trip. Next time, I should tell my flatmate in advance so he has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. Or the like. Thats not really FML.Thats just F***** How is catching your girlfriend cheating on you not a FML moment you f***ing twat? Why F*** your life?F*** there's. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted May 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 he really said that? lolwuss. couldnt even say it face to face. thats REAL tough. let's see. That's what I thought! He tries to be all bad and tough. He even said he didn't know me, which he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 My girlfriend started faking orgasms. My mate told me.FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 urdoingitwrong. [spoiler=One really sad FML' date= spoilered for a reason.]Today I got back from a work trip. Next time, I should tell my flatmate in advance so he has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. Or the like. Thats not really FML.Thats just F***** How is catching your girlfriend cheating on you not a FML moment you f***ing twat? Why F*** your life?F*** there's. Think about it. Why should we funk a places life? Damn, I love being a grammar nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 My girlfriend started faking orgasms. My mate told me.FML =\ We all know you're a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 GMH > FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 GMH > FML Insta-fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 GMH > FML Insta-fail. funk no. GMH actually gives me hope the world doesn't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Too bad, the world does suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 only 2 of my fmls got posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Only 0 of mine got posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Only 0 of mine got posted. Poor you. I also LOL'd at your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I know. Someone at school said it and I was like "I'MA ADD THAT TO YCM" and everyone stared awkwardly at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I've got you all beat.*insert usual SFX here*Condom rips."oh shi-"8 1/2 months later we had a child. Which reminds me. It's bedtime in 12 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Too bad' date=' the world [b']does[/b] suck. Yours might but not everyone's world does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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