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I say we elect a troll as the world leader and make bets on how fast nuclear apocalypse comes.

 

Your Spirited Away avatar is most distracting.

 

But as for this quote, I believe that Father Wolf would be the BEST LEADER EVAR because he is EPIN!

 

... please do not make me say that ever again, even sarcastically.

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I say we elect a troll as the world leader and make bets on how fast nuclear apocalypse comes.

 

Your Spirited Away avatar is most distracting.

 

But as for this quote' date=' I believe that Father Wolf would be the BEST LEADER EVAR because he is EPIN!

 

... please do not make me say that ever again, even sarcastically.

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Don't worry,I'll make sure of that lol.

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I say we elect a troll as the world leader and make bets on how fast nuclear apocalypse comes.

 

Your Spirited Away avatar is most distracting.

 

But as for this quote' date=' I believe that Father Wolf would be the BEST LEADER EVAR because he is EPIN!

 

... please do not make me say that ever again, even sarcastically.

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I don't know who that is. I feel so left out! DX

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I think we all were.

 

@Random dude: Whatever. Then who invaded Russia and got poisoned?

 

I believe that was Napoleon.

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IF YOU ARE READING THIS' date=' CRAB HELMET, WE ALL THINK YOU SHOULD [s']not banish me[/s] RULE THE WORLD!!!

 

I second that motion.

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Texas will take control of the world.

By Texas, I mean a large majority of states that secede from the US in a few years and become a country.

 

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Green: Texas

Red: The country of California (Also seceded, but stayed away from Texas.)

Purple: Ruins of the US now named Chicagostan.

 

I typed up a whole story about this today. I'd post it, but I typed it up at school and can't access it. D:

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This is my plan to rule the world.

 

Step one: Establish a small group of rebels (preferrably kindergardners) who will gain power through politics and make it into the white house.

Step two: Cook some toast.

Step three: Kill the president with the toast and then eat the toast, eliminating the evidence (bacon is also an acceptable murderer weapon).

Step four: dress up as the president, and take power!

Step five: Attack Cuba. I never really liked Cuba

Step six: cook some more toast, cuz im hungry.

Step seven: Slowly take over one country at a time, starting small and getting bigger.

Step eight: Where's my toast???!!!

Step nine: If you are attacked, send your kindergardner army!

Step ten: Stop reading this and get to work on achieving world domination my fellow nerds!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Mexico's government is weak at the moment because of the whole "Drug Wars" thing that's going on over there, that is a prime target. Who will join me in conquering Mexico?

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