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Why did bill gates make the iphone? WHY !?

 

Bill Gates is Microsoft >.>

 

Stop lying to me... >.>

 

No' date=' Bill Gates invented Microsoft... Some other dude is Apple...

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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LIE TO ME, SO STOP..

 

I'm not lying, you're just being stubborn.

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That is what they want you tWo think.

 

Secretly Bill Gates owns Apple' date=' Myspace, Facebook, and Google in addition to Microsoft.

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You just got one-letter-Grammar Nazi'd

 

No I was using correct grammar, if I wanted to use "two" I would have said:

 

"That is what they want you two to think."

 

Don't try to Nazi me, I frikin March and talk like one!

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Now now, Microsoft and Apple are the same company that look divided so that they can profit from the fictional merchandise war.

 

 

Why did bill gates make the iphone? WHY !?

 

That's a very good question.

 

As I said before Bill GAtes made apple as a fake rival comapny. To lead this group he made Steve Jobs.

 

One day Gates wants to see what he could do by cramming a home system into a phone. He wanted to use this technology as the next step in the iPod as well and since Microsoft using it would give the conspiracy away' date=' he let Jobs make them.

 

Thus the iPhone, one of Gates major cash cows.

Taco Bell?

 

GAsp TWO WORDS?

 

 

Taco bell is a front for my drugged food programs. I am impressed you saw through the facade so quickly. I tip my hat to you once again.

At least my stuff works and isn't all theoretical... >.>

 

Your stuff consists of a waffle powered moon sized ship, a laser powered by a mcguffin. The ability to copy others and a tank that might have worked if it wasn't made by fictional companies to fight fictional nations.

 

THAT isn't even theoretical and will never work as no one with the tech to build them would bother to.

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What is a pikachu?

 

What is in mcdonalds food?

 

What color shoes am i wearing?

 

That's a very good question.

 

Pikachu are the descendents of MAcho Pichu, the animal incarnation of Mjolner hammer of thor, reincarnated as a yellow mouse who raped a bunch of sultry mice sluts. These mice grew strong and evolved into Pikachus as a result of the magic of evolution, called MEw's Blessing in many religous circles in the pokeworlds.

 

The dignity and pride of there employees are in the food. IF they work for Mcdonalds the pride must have not been worth much.

 

You aren't wearing shoes, any shoes you think are on your feet are illusions I made to mess with you.

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>.>

First of all I clearly stated several times that I changed that to a Black Hole Engine. Furthermore the fact that my Tank design would work is what matters, if I could afford it I would build it.

 

And the laser is powered by a... you no what I'm not even going to bother explaining because if your so all knowing then you should know.

 

At least I try to be realistic with my designs these days.

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is Hannah montanna and miley cirus the same person?

 

is demi lavato and mickey mouse the same person?

 

ddr?

 

 

That's a very good question.

 

Hannah is a evil supervillian form Miley takes every full moon. Unfortunatly the two sides are slowly fusing' date=' with the Montana side being dominate.

 

I regret doctoring her medication now.

 

Demi has boobs, Mickey has ears, of course they are the same person. All toons have a human form. As do ancient weapons and artifacts, once something becomes famous enough, it's concept is reborn into a living being.

 

And DDR is how I control my robot labor workers. They love the game and giving them DDR breaks means I don't have to give them raises.

Hence the pikachus.

Lowes?

 

 

 

My fenced goods chain.

 

Seriously how do you keep doing this? Are you psychic or something.

 

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First of all I clearly stated several times that I changed that to a Black Hole Engine. Furthermore the fact that my Tank design would work is what matters' date=' if I could afford it I would build it.

 

And the laser is powered by a... you no what I'm not even going to bother explaining because if your so all knowing then you should know.

 

At least I try to be realistic with my designs these days.

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You can't control Black holes. The density can take light, as such you can't draw energy from it and will rdestroy the ship.

 

They are imploded stars for gods sake.

 

The laser is powererd by the moonstone. The moonstone is a mcguffin.

 

The tank was close but it's not realistic if it's past is fictional.

 

Other than that it counts but one machine doesn't make all of your machines any less impossible.

 

My stuff is mostly stories anyway.

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Wa-Mart (yea' date=' I went there)

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That's a very good question.

Wal mart is a indepent that feasts on currency, it has a symbiotic relationship with it's employeses and customers. All goods in it are created from it's force of will.

 

Even I don't dare face them.

I am talking to carl and spencer is talking to me then who is carl?

 

FALCON PUNCH!?

 

 

IS UP DOWN and DOWN UP ?

I'm Carl.

 

YOU CANNOT USE FALCON PUNCH WITHOUT BEING A RACE CAR DRIVER YOU SILLY?

 

And no. Up is south' date=' down is north. Up is never down nor vice versa.

yo gabba gabba?

 

Bligga bloo blagga {That plan would work but why would Cuba unite with America? Canada is far superior.}

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How do you know im not a race car driver?

 

ELMO?

 

A.B.C.D

 

HI + NA

 

Cause you drove here in a space ship.

 

ELMO is an acronym for Extenguishing Life Muppetlike Organism

 

It's a weapon designed to use in the cuban missle crisis that escaped. Last known location is a place called sesame street.

 

The last two aren't questions so I can't answer them.

 

Harley-Davidson?

You aren't going to give me easy questions are you?

 

Anyway HD is a car comapny' date=' what you don't know is that it is basically a front for a international crime rin. They steal cars. take them appart and make new cars with the pieces/

fploski darty rifiki [can i rule the world]

 

am i awesome

 

is there anything disguesting you have to say to me

Harley-Davidson?

 

this man must come from hell

if he dare ask this question'

 

You can't rule the world. No one can.

 

Public expectations are too powerul that eventually you will be forced to follow them. Then they'd rule you.

 

I don't know if you are awesome but the best suggestion to try to be is to fix your grammar.

 

And no one has asked any questions I can give any disturbing answers to yet.

 

Plus it's gettilng late.

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I know what you did last summer - and you disgust me. The question is: Can you explain (or refute) anything that you did? I mean, seriously! What was the deal with the monkey and the disposable diaper? Oh, and did you really think that Jell-O could be used like THAT? I'm not sure I even wanna talk about the Dunsparce plushie.

 

Well? What do you have to say for yourself, mister?

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I know what you did last summer - and you disgust me. The question is: Can you explain (or refute) anything that you did? I mean' date=' seriously! What was the deal with the monkey and the disposable diaper? Oh, and did you really think that Jell-O could be used like THAT? I'm not sure I even wanna talk about the Dunsparce plushie.

 

Well? What do you have to say for yourself, mister?

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Oh, am I going to have to explain myself all the time?

 

I honestly thought you could eat Jell-o, Sadly I was mistaken.

 

It is not to be eaten by mortals it eats.

 

For the monkey, honest misunderstanding. I thought I could make them out of baby sheet. Look me in the eyes and tell me you never thought it would work.

 

And sure the Dunstein DID found Al queda but fusing a plushie with evil seemed like an awesome idea at the time.

 

Why do I always have to defend myself?

Why Nexev? I want to know how you killed that guy that hid in your closet. How? Did yu stab him with a plastic spoon? Also' date=' did you jump of the body after you killed it?

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I didn't kill him. My closet did for me.

 

It's alive, I named him El Scotiko and he served in the Mexican Civil War. However I did stab him with a plastic spoon so I could scoop out his still beating heart and use it for all sortof evil rituals. Then Ma-ti poped out of the guys head and used his ring to make the hert exploded. The funker.

 

However I jumped on mati's face, made sweet love to it until he made my heart explode, and my child exploded out of his chest.

 

I then possessed my first born son, damning his soul to hell.

 

And I didn't even get a box of triscuits.

 

Yes.

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