Those Small Annoying B**ches

[Βyakuya]

[spoiler=Sad but true story]For a whole weekend, we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned) He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! He even nows about porno and he's 6!?!?! WTF!!Worst f**king weekend ever.

 

 

Discuss babies and toddlers. Cuddly and Addorable? Or Annoying and Bothersome?

[Home Slice]

Cool story.

 

Babies are ninjas really,they just act stupid to suck on its mothers bewbs

[Clair]

For a whole weekend' date=' we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. [b']Cool story, bro.[/b] They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. Oh, the horror! it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. How so? He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. You probably riled him up. Slapping doesn't help, either. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! Maybe because he's one of the guests? He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned:evil:) NOT THE AREA! He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! Take the games away. Go somewhere else. Play with your cat. Go into the bathroom and lock the door. Don't let him screw it all up! D: Worst f**king weekend ever. ... so far. ^^

 

Babies and toddlers need role models to look up to.

 

*cough cough*

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

[spoiler=Sad but true story]For a whole weekend' date=' we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned:evil:) He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! Worst f**king weekend ever.

 

 

Discuss babies and toddlers. Cuddly and Addorable? Or Annoying and Bothersome?

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Oh you poor soul but that's one weekend. Tips to dealing with children since I've babysat a lot

 

For babies:

1 wear earplugs

2. give them the bottle, depends on what they want

3. sing to them or just talk

4. put on soothing music like symphony

 

For toddlers:

1. put cartoons on

2. find a really good toy

3. give em candy

 

For smaller children 5-8

1. put on a damn anime

2. play video games with them

3. play the card games

4. when they talk too much, talk about your life

 

For pre-teens 9-12

1. try to have a intellectual talk

2. help them with homework

3. watch tv

4. play video games

5. play cards

6. prank call people

7. find something they like to do that you don't mind doing.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

I was at a friends and her little cousin was over (2 years old) she cant say her s's right so she pointed to the floor at a sucker and said "I wanna funker!"

We both turned around and were like O.O "WUT!" later her cousins mom came over and said, "what did you do today" she said "I funked a funker"

[Dizzy~]

There's this one toddler that kept annoying me when I already had a mass headache, and when his mom was pregnant with him all she would do is vacum so randomly he loves vacums and he just starts running the vacum while I was trying to watch Spongerobert Squarepantaloons.

 

Other than him, toddlers are kinda fun to play with.

[Night]

[spoiler=Sad but true story]For a whole weekend' date=' we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned:evil:) He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! Worst f**king weekend ever.

 

 

Discuss babies and toddlers. Cuddly and Addorable? Or Annoying and Bothersome?

[/quote']

 

Oh you poor soul but that's one weekend. Tips to dealing with children since I've babysat a lot

 

For babies:

1 wear earplugs

2. give them the bottle, depends on what they want

3. sing to them or just talk

4. put on soothing music like symphony

 

For toddlers:

1. put cartoons on

2. find a really good toy

3. give em candy

 

For smaller children 5-8

1. put on a damn anime

2. play video games with them

3. play the card games

4. when they talk too much, talk about your life

 

For pre-teens 9-12

1. try to have a intellectual talk

2. help them with homework

3. watch tv

4. play video games

5. play cards

6. prank call people

7. find something they like to do that you don't mind doing.

 

You must be a pro. pedophile

[Rusty Shovel]

Oops. Saw title, thought you were talking about me. I'm leaving.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

I can't handle babies or toddlers.

 

Not because I don't like them.

 

But because I just... can't.

 

So I consider them pretty out there for me. Can't decide between cute or annoying.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

I'm terrible with kids.

 

 

Also, I would kick that little bastard in the head if it were my games he was breaking.

[Muluck]

You should invest in an iPod.

As well as trying to realize that complaining about something with out at least trying to help is absurd.

[Saturn of Elemia]

Kids have learned not to push my buttons - because they get in big trouble if they cross the line.

[Dizzy~]

No kids really bother me, except for a few 3rd graders I see every Tuesday or Wednesday. They don't really bother me, but meh...

[Tentacruel]

Oh you poor soul but that's one weekend. Tips to dealing with children since I've babysat a lot

 

For babies:

1 wear earplugs

2. give them the bottle' date=' depends on what they want

3. sing to them or just talk

4. put on soothing music like Slayer or Megadeth

 

For toddlers:

1. put anime cartoons on

2. find a really good toy <--- lolwtf

3. give em candy

 

For smaller children 5-8

1. [b']put on a damn anime[/b]

2. play video games with them

3. play the card games

4. when they talk too much, talk about your life

 

For pre-teens 9-12

1. try to have a intellectual talk<--- lol

2. help them with homework

3. watch tv

4. play video games

5. play cards on motorcycles

6. prank call people

7. find something they like to do that you don't mind doing.

 

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[Sorrow.]

I hate this one 7 year old Chinese kid who says he's from Peru.. He tells my little brother what to do like use the water bottles on the grass.. I saw bottles and bottles of Kirkland water on my drive way I told this kid to get the F*** outta here. He cries to his mom, mom comes out and says, "Why did you tell that to my son?" I looked down at the bottles then looked at her. She didn't do a FKING thing. Honestly I think his whole family is a big screw up.

 

The kids big brother hes like 10 or something, tries to be a smart ass on me, he asked me to play Soccer with him and I said no because I was going to play basketball at my friends house. He says that I lost cause I quit, then I say no I gotta go "Fine I won Ha!" then I finally killed him in soccer then he says to me, " Dont you have to go play basketball" I flick him off and tell him , "Get off my driveway you chink."

 

I just hate kids like that.

[Akira]

I actually live with two of them. Fortunately they are well disciplined. Sorry to say but the parents of the toddlers you spent time with blatantly neglected to teach them how to behave...

[J-Max]

"Awwwww! Aren't you just precious! COOOCHY COO!" *Is puked on*

 

My average experience with most toddlers. I often play games with them to tire them out. No crying after that ;)

[Juuzou]

[Twig]

I have a four year old sister and a five year old brother. Imagine the fun we have.

[Dranzer]

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[metalflygon08]

It'sth parent's fualt, my mom's a teacher, and she has student, who constently cheats and plagerizes, and when the kid gets detention, the mom barges in and blames the school, and she says he didn't plagerize, eve when shown the original and the copied one, she helped him cheat, becuase she has a teachers manual for stuff, and the kid was stupid enough to bring it to school, the mom just thinks her placemnt in the community exempts her children from the rules, I hate parents like that.

[Teh ZWOOTS]

You clearly didn't hit hard enough. :/

[RAEGING D0GKING]

Slap, Punch, Slap, Slap, Punch, Slap, Punch, Punch, Slap, Punch, Slap, Slap, Slap and Punch.

Oh and Kick.

[Βyakuya]

He knows martial arts, so he gets out of control. besides, I know it too. He's a f***ing toddler

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Well,parents don't know crap nowadays.

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