Kitty Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 In my opinion. All babies should be thrown from a tower. Any Volunteers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 I have actually used duct tape on a kid to keep him in time out. (Bound his hands and feet, then put it over his mouth. That lasted for about 5 minutes). The kid never mouthed off to me or wanted to get put in time out EVER again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 In my opinion. All babies should be thrown from a tower. Any Volunteers?Did you realize how idiotic that was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 In my opinion. All babies should be thrown from a tower. Any Volunteers?Did you realize how idiotic that was? Then none of us would be alive. Lrn2logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 In my opinion. All babies should be thrown from a tower. Any Volunteers?Did you realize how idiotic that was? Then none of us would be alive. Lrn2logic Mind if I sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 In my opinion. All babies should be thrown from a tower. Any Volunteers?Did you realize how idiotic that was? Then none of us would be alive. Lrn2logic Mind if I sig?Do it do it do it. inb4thatswhatshesaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I have actually used duct tape on a kid to keep him in time out. (Bound his hands and feet' date=' then put it over his mouth. That lasted for about 5 minutes). The kid never mouthed off to me or wanted to get put in time out EVER again.[/quote']O_O I never thought you would be like that Saturn lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I have actually used duct tape on a kid to keep him in time out. (Bound his hands and feet' date=' then put it over his mouth. That lasted for about 5 minutes). The kid never mouthed off to me or wanted to get put in time out EVER again.[/quote']O_O I never thought you would be like that Saturn lol. I tried to be civil, but he was acting UNRULY - like throwing things and hitting the other kids. Extreme problems call for extreme measures. He had it coming, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I have actually used duct tape on a kid to keep him in time out. (Bound his hands and feet' date=' then put it over his mouth. That lasted for about 5 minutes). The kid never mouthed off to me or wanted to get put in time out EVER again.[/quote']O_O I never thought you would be like that Saturn lol. I tried to be civil, but he was acting UNRULY - like throwing things and hitting the other kids. Extreme problems call for extreme measures. He had it coming, to be honest. He had it coming? Despite the fact that you could have been arrested for Cruel and Unusual Punishment, as well as Abusing a Child, and Harming another Child that is not your own? (not sure on the name on the last one). It would have been more civil to call his parents or an authority figure where such laws are not bound to them, unlike yourself. Way to risk a year in Prison, pal. Hardly had it coming to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I have actually used duct tape on a kid to keep him in time out. (Bound his hands and feet' date=' then put it over his mouth. That lasted for about 5 minutes). The kid never mouthed off to me or wanted to get put in time out EVER again.[/quote']O_O I never thought you would be like that Saturn lol. I tried to be civil, but he was acting UNRULY - like throwing things and hitting the other kids. Extreme problems call for extreme measures. He had it coming, to be honest. He had it coming? Despite the fact that you could have been arrested for Cruel and Unusual Punishment, as well as Abusing a Child, and Harming another Child that is not your own? (not sure on the name on the last one). It would have been more civil to call his parents or an authority figure where such laws are not bound to them, unlike yourself. Way to risk a year in Prison, pal. Hardly had it coming to him. 1) The parents were friends of mine - and actually found it somewhat amusing. They knew the kid misbehaved often - and I was allowed to discipline him as I saw fit as long as he didn't hurt...2) The kid didn't hurt himself during the process, so Number 1 worked.3) The kid never misbehaved around me again - and all the parents have to say to the kid is something involving duct tape to get him to stop doing whatever he's doing. Down here, the kids learn to behave and respect the elders - one way or another. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I couldn't help but laugh at the amount of fail in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lightning Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Little kids are influenced by the people around them. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 In my opinion. All babies should be thrown from a tower. Any Volunteers?Did you realize how idiotic that was? Then none of us would be alive. Lrn2logic Mind if I sig?Do it do it do it. inb4thatswhatshesaid Exactly. Sigging now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 All babies should be thrown from a tower. HEY YOU WERE A BABY ONCE. LET'S THROW YOU FROM A TOWER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I have actually used duct tape on a kid to keep him in time out. (Bound his hands and feet' date=' then put it over his mouth. That lasted for about 5 minutes). The kid never mouthed off to me or wanted to get put in time out EVER again.[/quote']O_O I never thought you would be like that Saturn lol. I tried to be civil, but he was acting UNRULY - like throwing things and hitting the other kids. Extreme problems call for extreme measures. He had it coming, to be honest. He had it coming? Despite the fact that you could have been arrested for Cruel and Unusual Punishment, as well as Abusing a Child, and Harming another Child that is not your own? (not sure on the name on the last one). It would have been more civil to call his parents or an authority figure where such laws are not bound to them, unlike yourself. Way to risk a year in Prison, pal. Hardly had it coming to him. 1) The parents were friends of mine - and actually found it somewhat amusing. They knew the kid misbehaved often - and I was allowed to discipline him as I saw fit as long as he didn't hurt...2) The kid didn't hurt himself during the process, so Number 1 worked.3) The kid never misbehaved around me again - and all the parents have to say to the kid is something involving duct tape to get him to stop doing whatever he's doing. Down here, the kids learn to behave and respect the elders - one way or another. ;) Then please make my little brother less bratty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted May 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Added poll. Everyone can now decide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I am fine with any kid over the age of four who likes music and/or video games. Oh god, my wife will kill me when I get older. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonahHex125 Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 [spoiler=Sad but true story]For a whole weekend' date=' we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned) He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! He even nows about porno and he's 6!?!?! WTF!!Worst f**king weekend ever. Discuss babies and toddlers. Cuddly and Addorable? Or Annoying and Bothersome?[/quote'] Yea, that must've sucked. I've got a younger brother determined to beat the crap out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I am fine with any kid over the age of four who likes music and/or video games. Oh god' date=' my wife will kill me when I get older. D:[/quote'] If you get one, oops, did I say that out loud? ... I dun get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I am fine with any kid over the age of four who likes music and/or video games. Oh god' date=' my wife will kill me when I get older. D:[/quote'] If you get one, oops, did I say that out loud? ... I dun get it. I don't see why that was a taboo statement? It holds true, doesn't it? Because I obviously don't currently have a wife, and the basis of my post was assuming that I did get a wife. So while "if you get one" may seem like a derogative term, it holds true in this scenario in its literal meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I am fine with any kid over the age of four who likes music and/or video games. Oh god' date=' my wife will kill me when I get older. D:[/quote'] If you get one, oops, did I say that out loud? ... I dun get it. I don't see why that was a taboo statement? It holds true, doesn't it? Because I obviously don't currently have a wife, and the basis of my post was assuming that I did get a wife. So while "if you get one" may seem like a derogative term, it holds true in this scenario in its literal meaning.Oh god I love you and your logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Babies who rock are better than anyone. Babies who don't are worse than anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I'm too tired to read this whole topic, so I only read the first post. The solution is simple. Snap their necks. No more crying or ruining your stuffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 [spoiler=Sad but true story]For a whole weekend' date=' we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned:evil:) He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! Worst f**king weekend ever. Discuss babies and toddlers. Cuddly and Addorable? Or Annoying and Bothersome?[/quote'] Oh you poor soul but that's one weekend. Tips to dealing with children since I've babysat a lot For babies:1 wear earplugs2. give them the bottle, depends on what they want3. sing to them or just talk4. put on soothing music like symphony For toddlers:1. put cartoons on2. find a really good toy3. give em candy For smaller children 5-81. put on a damn anime2. play video games with them3. play the card games4. when they talk too much, talk about your life For pre-teens 9-121. try to have a intellectual talk2. help them with homework3. watch tv4. play video games5. play cards6. prank call people7. find something they like to do that you don't mind doing.Hmp, i have a young brother who is still a baby... For that i now own this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 [spoiler=Sad but true story]For a whole weekend' date=' we visited a friend's house full of relatives who had lots of babies. They all cried like mad. It was so loud, I had to spend time upstairs for the past hours doing nothing. it was hell:(. Later, another family came, with more children. One kid whom I knew, its Nuts x10000. He tried to beat me up, but I slapped him and pushed him away and gave him a warning. then my mom came in and saw me beating him up, and they didn't do anything about it! He tried to kick me in the area!(I got pwned:evil:) He then kept destroying my games and other stuff, screwing it all up! Worst f**king weekend ever. Discuss babies and toddlers. Cuddly and Addorable? Or Annoying and Bothersome?[/quote'] Oh you poor soul but that's one weekend. Tips to dealing with children since I've babysat a lot For babies:1 wear earplugs2. give them the bottle, depends on what they want3. sing to them or just talk4. put on soothing music like symphony For toddlers:1. put cartoons on2. find a really good toy3. give em candy For smaller children 5-81. put on a damn anime2. play video games with them3. play the card games4. when they talk too much, talk about your life For pre-teens 9-121. try to have a intellectual talk2. help them with homework3. watch tv4. play video games5. play cards6. prank call people7. find something they like to do that you don't mind doing.Hmp, i have a young brother who is still a baby... For that i now own this topic.I've got a son.....His father is spending time with him right now. we're trying to distribute time equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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