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Yesterday an Ice Cream truck was being followed by the police because it didn't stop for anyone to buy ice cream. The idiot ice cream man took off at 70mph and the police started a pursuit. The truck got the nail strip and was stopped, then the driver bails from the still moving truck and fell down and was arrested by the guy who put out the nail strip. The truck was examined and found to have the freezer full of weed. The guy was taken to prison and is awaiting trial.

 

Could he make it more obvious that he was smuggling when he took off at max speed? discuss.

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I knew they made pot brownies, but I never imagined that they'd want to make those a la mode - especially with pot ice cream.

 

Damn, you kids are getting spoiled. I never got anything HALF as cool as pot ice cream...

 

Yeah, that guy's an idiot. If he were smart, he would've acted like nothing was going on. The speeding off thing, as you said, was a giveaway.

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Why do people do that' date=' panic when they see cops?

 

Just play it cool cops won't suspect a thing if your acting smooth.

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Pretty much. Sometimes, the cops here like to pull you over just to mess with you. It's a small town, so they know pretty much EVERYBODY. They'll usually just chitchat - usually because they're bored or something. Of course, they know who's been naughty and nice - and sometimes like to make 'surprise inspections'.

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Why do people do that' date=' panic when they see cops?

 

Just play it cool cops won't suspect a thing if your acting smooth.

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Pretty much. Sometimes, the cops here like to pull you over just to mess with you. It's a small town, so they know pretty much EVERYBODY. They'll usually just chitchat - usually because they're bored or something. Of course, they know who's been naughty and nice - and sometimes like to make 'surprise inspections'.

 

They are exact same in my town, they got nothing better to do they bother you.

 

Imagine the music playing was he was driving.

 

Lol i was just thinking same thing.

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Imagine the music playing was he was driving.

 

ROFLMAO! So much for dramatic chase music' date=' eh?

 

Oh, it'd be hilarious to be sitting on a bus station bench to see an ice cream truck fly by followed by several patrol cars [b']followed by tons of fat kids wheezing and gasping trying to keep up.[/b]

 

Lol

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