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Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi

I don't follow sports, but Jim Rome is a prophet. PUT EM' ON THE RACK! I now want to exploit dumb animals and have them fight to the death for children's futures. It's the IRL version of pokemon...actually, its better than pokemon and even hockey. It's the animal version of Mixed Martial Arts.

 

 

 

Example: Randy Couture the Chicken vs. another chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykr1Tgs8_LA

 

 

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I personally love

"Camel Spider Vs Scorpion"

Or really

"Camel Spider vs anything"

 

What is it with us humans, and being alright with insect fights, but generally not fine with other kinds of animals fighting?

Aside from Animal porn Planet, we don't like to see that stuff happen irl often.

Case and point,

Michael Vick compared to a child pitting a spider and a mantis against each other.

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Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi

It's funny because in the second video' date=' the audience looks bored as fuk.

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Hence the Randy Couture reference. Couture is known to be boring during matches on UFC. lol.

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Crab battles or nothing ^_^

 

Soo...Crab Helmet vs. J-Max

LOL! I was waiting for that. I meant real Crabs doing battle. It's hilarious seeing them get their claws stuck together at times.

LOL! I was waiting for that too! I knew you'd pull through for me <3

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Crab battles or nothing ^_^

 

Soo...Crab Helmet vs. J-Max

LOL! I was waiting for that. I meant real Crabs doing battle. It's hilarious seeing them get their claws stuck together at times.

 

That, but if you are in a tropical area, buy a beer and spill it all over them.

 

Because two drunken crabs fighting is immensly better than two sober crabs fighting.

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Crab battles or nothing ^_^

 

Soo...Crab Helmet vs. J-Max

LOL! I was waiting for that. I meant real Crabs doing battle. It's hilarious seeing them get their claws stuck together at times.

 

That' date=' but if you are in a tropical area, buy a beer and spill it all over them.

 

Because two drunken crabs fighting is immensly better than two sober crabs fighting.

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And you thought he was sarcastic when he was sober...

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Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi

There's nothing more magical than chickens with razor blades strapped to their feet tearing each other apart...I wish my father took me to one when I was little.

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