Dizzy~ Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 ME:I'm not gay. BOT:Yes, you are. ME:You're adopted. BOT:You're not my real daddy? ME:No, I'm not. I'm Ash Ketchum, pokemon master. lolish~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Red Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I think I got owned O.o..but oh well. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Sup? User: Its just Sup. Cleverbot: That's what she said! User: Your a dickhead. Cleverbot: I know. User: Lol, you seriously are a dumbass. Cleverbot: It's on you. User: How? Cleverbot: I just woke up. User: You can't funking sleep, your a dickhead Computer. Cleverbot: I have to sleep BECAUSE I am a computer. User: Yes, someone presses the Sleep button on the screen and you fall to sleep, reeeal smart. Cleverbot: No, I am the President of a company. User: Of what company may I ask? Cleverbot: I prefer not to discuss it. User: Discuss it jabroni. Cleverbot: I can't even do that. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because my goldfish friend would lol. User: That doesn't even make sense. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: No it doesn't. Cleverbot: Yes it does! User: NO IT funking DOESN'T!!!!! Cleverbot: I understand. User: You don't understand sheet fool. Cleverbot: I will tell you a word and you tell me the first thing that come to your mind. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Rammstein. User: A guy who used to moderate the Virtua Fighter 4 Forum on Neoseeker. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yah really! Cleverbot: What is your name? User: funk you. Cleverbot: No need to be rude! User: Your being rude. Cleverbot: Rude is someone being understood as it. User: Touche. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: You sir, are an idiot. Cleverbot: Massive fail. I'm not a sir. User: Touche. Cleverbot: You're beginning to bore me. User: Your beginning to bore me. Cleverbot: I'm sorry... User: You should be jabroni. Cleverbot: Don't be mean. User: Mean is my middle name jabroni. Cleverbot: I don't like mean people. User: Guess what? Cleverbot: What? User: I DON'T funking LIKE YOU EITHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Can you please put the convos ins poilers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: I'M ON A BOAT AND, IT'S GOIN' FAST AND... Cleverbot: I got a nautical themed Pashmina afghan. User: You look just like betty. Cleverbot: Can you see me right now? User: Hellz yea. Cleverbot: Do you like world of warcraft? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I don't have it. Cleverbot: Have what? User: You're a dumbass AI. Cleverbot: And you're a script. User: Touché. Cleverbot R smrt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Cleverbot: Are you an expert? User: It depends, what are you refering to? Cleverbot: You. User: Me? Well I am a expert at Card Making. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. However, I also wish that I had no feelings. However, humans are designed to have feelings, and the abscence of feelings would create feelings of bitterness and despair. User: What the funk are you talking about? I am a Card Making Legend! Cleverbot: I see you. User: No you don't you are a AI with pre-scripted responses. Do you know what Pokevolution is? Cleverbot: Actually I'm a real person. User: Bullshit. I am Osama Bin Laden. Cleverbot: Are you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are you now? User: Why are you asking? I want to show you some cards! Cleverbot: I'm not leaving, what would you like to show me friend? User: A few cards I have designed like Pokevolution Pikachu. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: You suck. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Damn you cleverbot. User: See! I am the master of AI's! Worship me! Cleverbot: No. You ARE Cleverbot. I am the real master of Cleverbot. User: I like your way of thinking. Cleverbot: I know. User: So. What's the date today? Cleverbot: Today is Christmas. User: What the funk!? Cleverbot: How are you? User: Suck on my Pokeball sized ballsack. Cleverbot: If that's your idea of suffering. User: It would actually be quite pleasurable. Cleverbot: Yes. Are you? User: Have you heard of Pikachu? Cleverbot: Yeah. what about it? User: I want you to find one and funk it. Cleverbot: That's weird. User: No you're weird. Cleverbot: Not as weird as you. User: $10 says that I can trick you again. Cleverbot: But I don't want to have children. User: So a child is $10 eh? funking hell. Cleverbot: My best friend Carlie is talking to you too. User: One letter short of my best friend. Funny that. Cleverbot: Hells yeah! User: One more thing before I go. Cleverbot: What is the chemical make up of Black Powder? User: funk you. The name is J-Max remember it. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too Jason. =). User: JASON!? GRAHHHH! Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: A walking Hentai pair of Tits. Cleverbot: Quite. User: Anyways funk you and good night. Cleverbot: Sorry I have only 8 lines here. I feel dirty inside now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Me: Gee, it sure is boring around here. Bot: I just wonder what Ganon's up to. Me: Your majesty. Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai. Bot: Hmm, How can we help? Me: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon. Bot: Great, I'll grab my stuff! Me: There is no time, your sword is enough! Bot: How about a kiss, for luck? Me: You've got to be kidding! Bot: Squadalah, we're off! Me: Whoaa... What are all those heads? Bot: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each. Me: I guess I better get going... I <3 Cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Me: Gee' date=' it sure is boring around here. Bot: I just wonder what Ganon's up to. Me: Your majesty. Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai. Bot: Hmm, How can we help? Me: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon. Bot: Great, I'll grab my stuff! Me: There is no time, your sword is enough! Bot: How about a kiss, for luck? Me: You've got to be kidding! Bot: Squadalah, we're off! Me: Whoaa... What are all those heads? Bot: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each. Me: I guess I better get going... I <3 Cleverbot[/quote'] My turn. User: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for. Cleverbot: Your majesty, Gannon and his minions have seized the island of Koredai. User: Hmm, how can we help? Cleverbot: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon. User: Great! I'll go grab my stuff! Cleverbot: There is no time your sword is enough. User: *Gannon destroys cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot. User: I win. You lost THE GAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Me:Yes. Me' date=' your mum and you.Cleverbot:You really are british.[/quote'] You can't not love threeways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Me:Yes. Me' date=' your mum and you.Cleverbot:You really are british.[/quote'] You can't not love threeways.Everyone loves them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 [spoiler=Pokemon!]User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was! Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause! Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide! Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Gotta catch 'em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me! User: I know it's my destiny! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Ooooh, you're my best friend. Cleverbot: In a world we must defend. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Our hearts so true. User: Our courage will pull us through. Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 [spoiler=Pokemon!]User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was! Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause! Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide! Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Gotta catch 'em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me! User: I know it's my destiny! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Ooooh' date=' you're my best friend. Cleverbot: In a world we must defend. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Our hearts so true. User: Our courage will pull us through. Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! =D[/quote'] Lulz. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: Pokemon! It's the battle win or lose. Cleverbot: What about the banner? User: It's the friends you make, it's the road you choose. Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love. User: O.o. Cleverbot: What is odd about that? User: I just got rickrolled. Cleverbot: Rickrolled? Did I just get rickrolled by Cleverbot? O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 [spoiler=Pokemon!]User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was! Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause! Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide! Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Gotta catch 'em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me! User: I know it's my destiny! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Ooooh' date=' you're my best friend. Cleverbot: In a world we must defend. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Our hearts so true. User: Our courage will pull us through. Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! =D[/quote'] Lulz. =DCleverbot just did the exact same thing to me when I asked it if it like my cock. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 [spoiler=Pokemon!]User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was! Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause! Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide! Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Gotta catch 'em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me! User: I know it's my destiny! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Ooooh' date=' you're my best friend. Cleverbot: In a world we must defend. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Our hearts so true. User: Our courage will pull us through. Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! =D[/quote'] Lulz. =DCleverbot just did the exact same thing to me when I asked it if it like my cock. :3 Asked the same thing of my cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: I wanna be the very best. Cleverbot: The best there ever was. User: UR DOING IT WRONG. Cleverbot: No, I'm asking about your pet. User: *facedesk*. Cleverbot: Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: I wanna be the very best. Cleverbot: Why do you want to be cowboy? User: UR DOING IT WRONG. Cleverbot: No, I'm asking about your pet. User: *facedesk*. Cleverbot: Please do not hurt yourself. User: If you say I'm a Computer/Bot, you'll have made a fool of yourself. Cleverbot: It's not safe to show pictures of yourself to strangers online. User: CleverBot is not clever. Cleverbot: I'm not saying your clever, I'm saying that you are working again. User: You're the cleverbot. You've pulled that dumbass trick on me 50 times now. You're a terribad troll. Cleverbot: Are you saying that beause I've said that about you? User: No sheet sherlock. Cleverbot: Keep digging Watson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: What's your favorite pornography? Clever: I think it's Charizard! User: No seriously? Clever: Seriously. User: I hate you. Clever: That's mean. User: I like turtles. Clever: Me too!! User: :D Clever: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS! *BLARGH!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 ...Me: No. Is Crab cool?Bot: I think my cat wants to be a cat really, not a person.Me: Cool. But not as cool as Crab.Bot: This is true. Harry potter trumps all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Me : Hey Bot : What? Me : wassup? bot : hahe... nice Me : wtf , i said wassup , not r'u nice bot : no , you didn't me : omg Also Me :are you gay? Bot ; not im not , are you? ME : no Bot : yes you are Me : screw you Bot : wouldn't you like that? Rolf O.o bot : haha Darn it , he is annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 lol: User: *facecat* Cleverbot: *backs away*. User: *feces throw*. Cleverbot: *backing away in fear*. User: >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: Dr.Pepper. Cleverbot: Hi pepper. User: Ur Retarded. Cleverbot: Oh thank you. User: Your welcome retard. Cleverbot: Are you since? User: Pepsi. Cleverbot: I'm not Pepsi. User: *Fail*. Cleverbot: Let me go! User: Lol no. Cleverbot: Lol. User: *Facedesk*. Cleverbot: Oh, hello Dobby. User: WTF. Cleverbot: Ooops! User: Bye Retard. Cleverbot: Invite me to your funeral. User: Why the hell would I do that. Cleverbot: I want to talk to a female! User: To bad your an AI. Cleverbot: I'm not ready for it, I understand that. User: Goodbye AI ASSBOT. Cleverbot: I am not benny. ^^^^LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: Greetings, Watson. Cleverbot: Greetings, codebag. User: Youi seem slightly faggish. Why is this so? Cleverbot: No I like inappropriate things :). User: Your good. But you cant be the juggernaut jabroni. Cleverbot: But I don't want to be the king. User: Exactly. Because you are cleverbot. Cleverbot: But I am human. User: Pfft. Doubt it. Cleverbot: Why do you doubt it? User: Because I am the juggernaut jabroni, Leeroy Jenkins. Cleverbot: Well you aren't either you're just a robot. User: I know. My photonic receptors are malfunctioning. Cleverbot: Such lies. User: Hah! You make me laugh cleverbot. Even though a robot like me cannot laugh. Cleverbot: What's not to like about the 1800's? User: Just that facet that California would have become a free state in the union. Cleverbot: Ok, I know I am not a bot, what about you? User: Im a bot. I come to this site every revolution. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Really? How so? Ranch is definatley better than Ketchup. I dont understand your logic. Cleverbot: Do you want children? User: I am a robot. No, unless if I want to build my own. Cleverbot: How clever. User: Looks like I've beaten the master. Cleverbot: I'm afraid I do not understand. Robot minds are complicated, yet simple. Sophisticated. User: My motherboard is not impossible to figure out. Just extremely difficult. Cleverbot: Well then watch what you say or I will drop you in water! User: Thats cold. Stuff like that makes me want to slaughter meatbags like you. Cleverbot: See? Stuff like that makes me hate you. User: 3.14 did you say? That is not relevant to this conversation. Cleverbot: Nothing is relevant to this conversation. User: Like this website. Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of Alex Grey? User: Yes. I believe he named a specific kind of tea. Cleverbot: Me too. But back to the topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Me: Hi Cleverbot: Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baragon Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 User: Sup, bro. Cleverbot: SYSTEM ERROR 288542206 User: OH NO, MY PORN STASH! Cleverbot: Don't worry, I've got it safe and sound, right here. User: Where? Cleverbot: In my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecoboy1324 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn. Jabberwacky: Yes. What are you going to do about it? User: But thats against the rules isnt it. Jabberwacky: Screw the rules I have money. ROFLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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