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What's the problem? Our anime heroes cheat. They make rules up depending of what they need at the moment...

 

Yes. In Battle City, Kaiba through his Battle Ox/ Gadget Soldier in the way of on attack on Yugi against Lumus/Umbra, in Noa Arc, Tristan threw Super Roboyarou in the way to protect Serenity, and in the manga version of the 4-way match before the finals, Yugi threw Big Shield in the way to protect Joey from Vorse Raider.

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What's the problem? Our anime heroes cheat. They make rules up depending of what they need at the moment...

 

Yes. In Battle City' date=' Kaiba through his Battle Ox/ Gadget Soldier in the way of on attack on Yugi against Lumus/Umbra, in Noa Arc, Tristan threw Super Roboyarou in the way to protect Serenity, and in the manga version of the 4-way match before the finals, Yugi threw Big Shield in the way to protect Joey from Vorse Raider.

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Those are justified in being tag team duels where players are implicitly allowed to offer resources to one another in such circumstances. The four way duel is notable in that screwing over certain players in favor of others was half the point of the duel in the first place.

 

How about Yugi summoning Red Eyes via KAIBA's Flute of Summoning? Or summoning Dark Magician Girl by Arkana's Dark Magic Curtain? CHEATING. Or that if Ectoplasmer is in play and two of the same monster exists on both side of the field, both get tributed and cancel each other out?

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True story:

 

One regional someone showed up with a photo copied D Draw and gets DQ'd for it. We needed to send a report to upperdeck about it so we did including the guys name. Upperdeck then get in contact with the police and the police come visit us. The guy we DQ'd was a registered sex offender and wasn't allowed to go to events where people under the age of 15 were likely to go.

 

Cheaters are pedophiles... apparently.

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True story:

 

One regional someone showed up with a photo copied D Draw and gets DQ'd for it. We needed to send a report to upperdeck about it so we did including the guys name. Upperdeck then get in contact with the police and the police come visit us. The guy we DQ'd was a registered sex offender and wasn't allowed to go to events where people under the age of 15 were likely to go.

 

Cheaters are pedophiles... apparently.

 

Pegasus also cheated, but he's not a pedophile.

I mean, he hands out free trading cards to children. Seems like a nice guy who would never do such things!

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What's the problem? Our anime heroes cheat. They make rules up depending of what they need at the moment...

 

Yeah.

 

*Yugi is battling in an official tournament*

Yugi: I believe in the heart of the cards! Draw!!

*looks*

Yugi: I activate Pot of Greed!!

 

...and then Draws 2 new Pot of Greeds' date=' right?

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Yes. Then...

 

Yugi: I activate 2 Reborn the Monsters, to summon 2 Celtic Guardians! Attack directly!!

Kaiba: What!? There's a Blue-Eyes on my fielduuuuggghhhhh!!! *LP hits 0*

Yugi: That's for not believing in the heart of the cards.

Kaiba: You...cheated!! Not only attacking directly when there's a Blue-Eyes, but your deck is also extremely Forbidden!!!

Yugi: I did not cheat. The Duel Disk answered my soul, which believed in the heart of the cards, and let me win because I believed in the heart of the cards, while you did not believe in the heart of the cards. My believing in the heart of the cards let me screw the rules, because I believe in the heart of the cards. Oh, and wait Kaiba.

*Gets Kaiba's hand, and pulls off Blue-Eyes from the Duel Disk of Kaiba*

*ripps it up*

 

Yugi would never do such thing.

Yugi would use Polymerization to fuse Mammoth Graveyard with Blue-Eyes White Dragon, causing it to decay from the inside. Then, he would let Giant Soldier of Stone attack the moon, causing it to topple on the Castle of Dark Illusion's floatation ring. After that, he'd activate Makiu the Magical Mist to soaken whatever was left of the castle so that Gaia the Fierce Knight could make it collapse onto the distracted Blue-Eyes. He would then use 2 copies of Speed Spell-Monster Reborn to bring back 2 Celtic Guardians, and Activate DNA Surgery from his hand, followed by Lightwave Tuning, and then Tune his Celtic Guardian to his Celtic Guardian to Summon The Ultimate Great Celtic Guardian of Landstar, which lets him add 5 "Forbidden One" cards from the ocean to his hand.

 

And then laugh at Kaiba because he's adopted, sending the poor little boy into a neverending spiral of grief and despair, so that he commits suicide by allowing three Blue-Eyes White Dragons to rape him at once. After that, cannibalistic fangirls will eat him, and keep his green hair to make a wig out of it, which they will then wear in turns at anime conventions.

 

Thousands of years after that, the Dark Signers will attempt to seize control of the legendary wig in order to travel through time to remove Polymerization from Yugi's Deck so that nothing of this would actually happen.

 

Secretly Ruger is a double agent who kills the other signers/dark signers, kills kaiba, and takes his place. This way, Ruger can use Uru agenst Yugi and beat him in Duelist Kingdom. Obveiously there would always be a Graveyard field on the field, and Earthbound's effect is what lets them attack directly. Ruger would then build a deck that consists of 39 Pot of Greed/Graceful Chairty and his 1 cpy of Uru to finally beat Pegasus at the end. with Ruger taking control of the game of Yugimonz, he teaches everyon about the ways of the spider, and that every card should be an Insect-Type from now on. We then get an Archtype called "Insectsworn" with a boss monster called "Judgment Spider" which has 3100ATK. The metagame then becomes infected with Insect-Types as anything anti-meta/anti-insect becomes auto-banned. And among all this wreckadge is Bandit Keith, who has to save the world from Ruger and his Insect-obsession. Because thats how he rolls. In Ameirca.

 

Ruger is nothing compared to Trudge, now fully equipped with a deck of 40 Celtic Guardians.

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...what the hell are we talking about?

Its just like GameFAQs. The OP complains about cheaters -> about 3 posts later it goes off track -> it gets to 5-ish pages of complete nonsence.

 

Everyone cheats

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thus everyone's a pedophile.

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