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Pichu Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 numbre 9? what does that mean?you will be the 9th review MAH PATIENCE BE WANING BOI MAKE HASTEyour wait is over ;3 [spoiler=#8: Pichu's Back!: Pokemon Legends of Alph by Eury]Hello readers! I have returned from the hospital! I don't plan on having the Ojama's back soon! Well' date=' it's time for my review of Pokemon: Legends of Alph! Episode 1: A Journey Begun! “PIDGEY PIDGEY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGY!” I will now try to talk to Pidgey's in our native language: Picha! Pichu! Pi-Pi! Dude, we can speak human too. Dang.... It was a cloudy Saturday morning and the Pidgey had begun chirping to wake the citizens of New Bark Town. Cloudy, Saturday, Morning, Pidgey, and Johto. We have a nice description. One citizen wasn't so eager to get up, however. Eur lay in his bed, holding his pillow over his head in an attempt to deafen the noise of the bird Pokemon. Eur is just Eury minus the 'Y'. You have a open mind, Eury. [insert Sarcasm Tag Here] As Eur kept pressing the head tighter on top of his head, his mother, Janice, came in through the door and pulled the blankets off of him. “It's time to get up Eur. You, Amy Rose the Hedgehog, and Ethan all start your journey today. Eur, Ethan, and Amy Rose the Hedgehog! I don't want to be in this FanFic! Amy, I was making a joke! You need to go eat breakfast and prepare Totodile for the trip. That Pokemon is so immature. He found it funny to stick a Caterpie in my undergarments drawer this morning before I woke up.” Eur couldn't help but laugh. Slap Stick Gold Comedy. “Haha. That's my Totodile. Has he eaten yet?” As Eur was talking he got up out of bed and started walking out towards the kitchen. Janice followed him and responded, “He's eating now. He really loves that Carvanha Crunch cereal.” WTF? They're eating Carvanha now! Tasty, tasty! Weirdo, weirdo! Freaking water types always have the weird cravings. As they got into the kitchen Totodile was sitting on the floor stuffing his face with cereal. Unfortunately in his rampaging feast, he had gotten cereal and milk all over the floor. “Goddammit Eur, you need to take more care of this thing. MISMAGIUS!” As she yelled, a purple Pokemon came floating in through the door. “Mismagius, could you please use your Psychic to clean all this up?” Mismagius nodded and it's eyes grew a bright purple. All the cereal and milk started floating off the floor and back into Totodile's bowl. Totodile looked at Mismagius with a bewildered look I look like that too if a monster just glowed and milk floated! and then continued eating again. CONTINUE EATING?!?!?! Weirdo Totodile! I was hungry! “Eur, eat and go get dressed. Be quick, Elm wants you at his lab at 8:30. It's already 8:00.” Kay, Pidgey's! We need to attack Eur on his way to the lab so he'll be late! Eur looked at his mom with a look of utter disbelief and said, “So you decide to wake me up when I only have thirty minutes to get ready? Unbelievable.” Not as believable as waking up late and not getting a starter, but you get a Electric Bastard who won't listen to you and won't get in a Pokeball! Eur grabbed a bagel out of the cupboard and ran back up to his room. He quickly put on his clothes while devouring the bagel. He grabbed some Poke Balls from his closet and went back to the kitchen. Totodile had finished eating and was waiting for Eur to come back. Janice looked back up at Eur and told him, “It's 8:15. Better get going. It took him 15 minutes to eat a bagel and put on clothes? Did you remember your Pokegear?” Eur felt his pockets to see if he remembered to grab it but it wasn't there. “Bon of a sitch. Bon of a sitch? I thought it was Son of a B***h? Be right back.” Eur quickly ran to his room, grabbed the Gear, and ran back. “There, got it. Come on Toto, let's go. Love you mom!” “Love you too hun. See you later! Have a good time.” Eur walked out the door with Totodile following close behind towards Professor Elm's lab. As he was walking he saw Amy not too far ahead with her Chikorita by her side. Amy's Chikorita is nice and pretty and caring and pretty! Eur decided to run up to her and say hi. So Eur quietly ran up behind her, grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her close yelling, “SODOMY!” I thought it was SonAmy? It's really ShadAmy. He-he, Shadow. :3 Eur did not expect her to scream so loud. She quickly turned around and without even thinking slapped Eur across the face. As Eur fell to the ground holding his cheek, Amy covered her mouth with her hands and said, “Oh my Arceus Eur are you okay? I didn't know it was you, you scared the crap out of me.” She held out her hand to help Eur up. Oh my Arceus? Really? I think it would be better if it was 'Oh my Qwilfish!' Eur took her hand but as he was coming up, he pulled her down. She yelped and fell face first on the ground. “There we go, I think we're even. So anyways...what's up?” Amy stood back up and patted the dirt on her shirt off while saying, “Oh, nothing much. I'm kinda nervous though. I mean, we have to travel the entire Johto region. Just the three of us together.” “Amy, speaking of three, where's Ethan?” “Oh, he called me a couple minutes ago. He said he's already at the lab waiting for us to get there. So, we should hurry up.” Go Pidgey's! Attack! Amy and Eur started walking towards the lab, talking about stuff they did during the week. Totodile and Chikorita were following close behind, also talking to each other in their Pokemon lingo. They said:Toto: Isn't that Pichu guy such a God?Chiko: I know right? As they all reached Elm's lab, Amy picked up Chikorita and Eur pulled Totodile close telling him, “Toto, I swear to Arceus Swear to Qwilfish! if you misbehave you will face the most horrific punishment you can imagine. No more Carvanha Crunch cereal for a month! Am I understood?” Toto looked at Eur with a horrified face nodding slowly. The mere thought of not being able to eat the cereal made Totodile flinch. “Alrighty then, let's go.” The automatic doors swung open and they all walked in seeing Ethan and Elm talking to each other.“Eur my man! Sup bro?” Ethan got up from his conversation and came over to bro fist Eur and hug Amy. “Bout time you guys got here, Elm was getting impatient.” It just dawned on me that everyone has Pokemon, why go to Elm's. “Indeed I was.” Elm got up from the couch and walked over to the three teens. He shook hands with Eur and Amy and said, “Now, let's get talking shall we? I'm sure you guys know why you're here. You're about to go on a journey all across Johto to take the Pokemon League Challenge. I think Amy should be a Cornianter. And Chikorita!!! Now, how do you guys plan on doing this? Are you all going together or by yourselves?” Ethan spoke up and quickly said, “I'm planning on going by myself. I'm sure Cyndaquil and I can take care of ourselves.” Elm looked at Ethan and nodded. “Eur? Amy? What do you two plan on doing?” Eur looked at Amy and she looked back. Eur knew she really didn't want to go by herself, so he smiled and said, “Amy and I are going together.” Amy smiled and whispered “thank you” to Eur. Elm smiled. “Very well then. So you guys don't end up taking the same path, I suggest Ethan goes north of Route 29 and detours through Dark Cave to get to Violet City. Your Cyndaquil's flame should provide enough light to see in the cave. Eur and Amy, you two should take the traditional path through Cherrygrove and Routes 30 and 31. Ethan will get to Violet faster, but you two should get more training in. What's wrong Ethan? Leaving your friends. But maybe there will be sparks between Eur and Amy! (Hint-hint) Now before you leave, I'll give you guys a tip. No, two tips. First tip, in Violet City there is a building called the Sprout Tower. If you go to the highest floor, you will find the Elder. If you can defeat him in a battle, he'll teach your Pokemon the move Flash. Second tip, the Gym Leader of Violet City is named Falkner. I think that Falkner's real name is Fu*kner. He uses Flying type Pokemon so Amy, you should probably catch something else as Chikorita might not do so well.” Chikorita stuck her tongue out at Elm and turned away from him. Amy laughed and picked Chikorita up hugging her. “It's okay honey.” It's okay honey! But if I battle Fu*kner with you, he would kill you! Elm looked at the three again and nodded. “Okay. You guys are ready. Be careful and have fun!” All three turned towards the door and said, “Thanks for all the help!” They all walked towards Route 29 and as they approached it Ethan turned to Amy and Eur. “Well, I guess this is goodbye for now I guess. See you guys soon I hope!” Ethan hugged Amy, shook Eur's hand, then walked up north towards Dark Cave with Cyndaquil following close behind. Amy and Eur looked at each other and nodded. They began walking together towards Cherrygrove with Chikorita and Totodile. Their journey was now underway. They nodded. No kiss or passionate hug? Lame.... It's Eury's story, Shadow! I will read the rest of this FanFic! I want to read that epic battle between Eur and Fu*kner!---------------------------------------Thanks to my guest stars:Pidgey, Amy Rose, Totodile, and Shadow the Hedgehog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 numbre 9? what does that mean?you will be the 9th review MAH PATIENCE BE WANING BOI MAKE HASTEyour wait is over ;3 [spoiler=#8: Pichu's Back!: Pokemon Legends of Alph by Eury]Hello readers! I have returned from the hospital! I don't plan on having the Ojama's back soon! Well' date=' it's time for my review of Pokemon: Legends of Alph! Episode 1: A Journey Begun! “PIDGEY PIDGEY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGY!” I will now try to talk to Pidgey's in our native language: Picha! Pichu! Pi-Pi! Dude, we can speak human too. Dang.... It was a cloudy Saturday morning and the Pidgey had begun chirping to wake the citizens of New Bark Town. Cloudy, Saturday, Morning, Pidgey, and Johto. We have a nice description. One citizen wasn't so eager to get up, however. Eur lay in his bed, holding his pillow over his head in an attempt to deafen the noise of the bird Pokemon. Eur is just Eury minus the 'Y'. You have a open mind, Eury. [insert Sarcasm Tag Here] As Eur kept pressing the head tighter on top of his head, his mother, Janice, came in through the door and pulled the blankets off of him. “It's time to get up Eur. You, Amy Rose the Hedgehog, and Ethan all start your journey today. Eur, Ethan, and Amy Rose the Hedgehog! I don't want to be in this FanFic! Amy, I was making a joke! You need to go eat breakfast and prepare Totodile for the trip. That Pokemon is so immature. He found it funny to stick a Caterpie in my undergarments drawer this morning before I woke up.” Eur couldn't help but laugh. Slap Stick Gold Comedy. “Haha. That's my Totodile. Has he eaten yet?” As Eur was talking he got up out of bed and started walking out towards the kitchen. Janice followed him and responded, “He's eating now. He really loves that Carvanha Crunch cereal.” WTF? They're eating Carvanha now! Tasty, tasty! Weirdo, weirdo! Freaking water types always have the weird cravings. As they got into the kitchen Totodile was sitting on the floor stuffing his face with cereal. Unfortunately in his rampaging feast, he had gotten cereal and milk all over the floor. “Goddammit Eur, you need to take more care of this thing. MISMAGIUS!” As she yelled, a purple Pokemon came floating in through the door. “Mismagius, could you please use your Psychic to clean all this up?” Mismagius nodded and it's eyes grew a bright purple. All the cereal and milk started floating off the floor and back into Totodile's bowl. Totodile looked at Mismagius with a bewildered look I look like that too if a monster just glowed and milk floated! and then continued eating again. CONTINUE EATING?!?!?! Weirdo Totodile! I was hungry! “Eur, eat and go get dressed. Be quick, Elm wants you at his lab at 8:30. It's already 8:00.” Kay, Pidgey's! We need to attack Eur on his way to the lab so he'll be late! Eur looked at his mom with a look of utter disbelief and said, “So you decide to wake me up when I only have thirty minutes to get ready? Unbelievable.” Not as believable as waking up late and not getting a starter, but you get a Electric Bastard who won't listen to you and won't get in a Pokeball! Eur grabbed a bagel out of the cupboard and ran back up to his room. He quickly put on his clothes while devouring the bagel. He grabbed some Poke Balls from his closet and went back to the kitchen. Totodile had finished eating and was waiting for Eur to come back. Janice looked back up at Eur and told him, “It's 8:15. Better get going. It took him 15 minutes to eat a bagel and put on clothes? Did you remember your Pokegear?” Eur felt his pockets to see if he remembered to grab it but it wasn't there. “Bon of a sitch. Bon of a sitch? I thought it was Son of a B***h? Be right back.” Eur quickly ran to his room, grabbed the Gear, and ran back. “There, got it. Come on Toto, let's go. Love you mom!” “Love you too hun. See you later! Have a good time.” Eur walked out the door with Totodile following close behind towards Professor Elm's lab. As he was walking he saw Amy not too far ahead with her Chikorita by her side. Amy's Chikorita is nice and pretty and caring and pretty! Eur decided to run up to her and say hi. So Eur quietly ran up behind her, grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her close yelling, “SODOMY!” I thought it was SonAmy? It's really ShadAmy. He-he, Shadow. :3 Eur did not expect her to scream so loud. She quickly turned around and without even thinking slapped Eur across the face. As Eur fell to the ground holding his cheek, Amy covered her mouth with her hands and said, “Oh my Arceus Eur are you okay? I didn't know it was you, you scared the crap out of me.” She held out her hand to help Eur up. Oh my Arceus? Really? I think it would be better if it was 'Oh my Qwilfish!' Eur took her hand but as he was coming up, he pulled her down. She yelped and fell face first on the ground. “There we go, I think we're even. So anyways...what's up?” Amy stood back up and patted the dirt on her shirt off while saying, “Oh, nothing much. I'm kinda nervous though. I mean, we have to travel the entire Johto region. Just the three of us together.” “Amy, speaking of three, where's Ethan?” “Oh, he called me a couple minutes ago. He said he's already at the lab waiting for us to get there. So, we should hurry up.” Go Pidgey's! Attack! Amy and Eur started walking towards the lab, talking about stuff they did during the week. Totodile and Chikorita were following close behind, also talking to each other in their Pokemon lingo. They said:Toto: Isn't that Pichu guy such a God?Chiko: I know right? As they all reached Elm's lab, Amy picked up Chikorita and Eur pulled Totodile close telling him, “Toto, I swear to Arceus Swear to Qwilfish! if you misbehave you will face the most horrific punishment you can imagine. No more Carvanha Crunch cereal for a month! Am I understood?” Toto looked at Eur with a horrified face nodding slowly. The mere thought of not being able to eat the cereal made Totodile flinch. “Alrighty then, let's go.” The automatic doors swung open and they all walked in seeing Ethan and Elm talking to each other.“Eur my man! Sup bro?” Ethan got up from his conversation and came over to bro fist Eur and hug Amy. “Bout time you guys got here, Elm was getting impatient.” It just dawned on me that everyone has Pokemon, why go to Elm's. “Indeed I was.” Elm got up from the couch and walked over to the three teens. He shook hands with Eur and Amy and said, “Now, let's get talking shall we? I'm sure you guys know why you're here. You're about to go on a journey all across Johto to take the Pokemon League Challenge. I think Amy should be a Cornianter. And Chikorita!!! Now, how do you guys plan on doing this? Are you all going together or by yourselves?” Ethan spoke up and quickly said, “I'm planning on going by myself. I'm sure Cyndaquil and I can take care of ourselves.” Elm looked at Ethan and nodded. “Eur? Amy? What do you two plan on doing?” Eur looked at Amy and she looked back. Eur knew she really didn't want to go by herself, so he smiled and said, “Amy and I are going together.” Amy smiled and whispered “thank you” to Eur. Elm smiled. “Very well then. So you guys don't end up taking the same path, I suggest Ethan goes north of Route 29 and detours through Dark Cave to get to Violet City. Your Cyndaquil's flame should provide enough light to see in the cave. Eur and Amy, you two should take the traditional path through Cherrygrove and Routes 30 and 31. Ethan will get to Violet faster, but you two should get more training in. What's wrong Ethan? Leaving your friends. But maybe there will be sparks between Eur and Amy! (Hint-hint) Now before you leave, I'll give you guys a tip. No, two tips. First tip, in Violet City there is a building called the Sprout Tower. If you go to the highest floor, you will find the Elder. If you can defeat him in a battle, he'll teach your Pokemon the move Flash. Second tip, the Gym Leader of Violet City is named Falkner. I think that Falkner's real name is Fu*kner. He uses Flying type Pokemon so Amy, you should probably catch something else as Chikorita might not do so well.” Chikorita stuck her tongue out at Elm and turned away from him. Amy laughed and picked Chikorita up hugging her. “It's okay honey.” It's okay honey! But if I battle Fu*kner with you, he would kill you! Elm looked at the three again and nodded. “Okay. You guys are ready. Be careful and have fun!” All three turned towards the door and said, “Thanks for all the help!” They all walked towards Route 29 and as they approached it Ethan turned to Amy and Eur. “Well, I guess this is goodbye for now I guess. See you guys soon I hope!” Ethan hugged Amy, shook Eur's hand, then walked up north towards Dark Cave with Cyndaquil following close behind. Amy and Eur looked at each other and nodded. They began walking together towards Cherrygrove with Chikorita and Totodile. Their journey was now underway. They nodded. No kiss or passionate hug? Lame.... It's Eury's story, Shadow! I will read the rest of this FanFic! I want to read that epic battle between Eur and Fu*kner!---------------------------------------Thanks to my guest stars:Pidgey, Amy Rose, Totodile, and Shadow the Hedgehog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 numbre 9? what does that mean?you will be the 9th review MAH PATIENCE BE WANING BOI MAKE HASTEyour wait is over ;3 [spoiler=#8: Pichu's Back!: Pokemon Legends of Alph by Eury]Hello readers! I have returned from the hospital! I don't plan on having the Ojama's back soon! Well' date=' it's time for my review of Pokemon: Legends of Alph! Episode 1: A Journey Begun! “PIDGEY PIDGEY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGY!” I will now try to talk to Pidgey's in our native language: Picha! Pichu! Pi-Pi! Dude, we can speak human too. Dang.... It was a cloudy Saturday morning and the Pidgey had begun chirping to wake the citizens of New Bark Town. Cloudy, Saturday, Morning, Pidgey, and Johto. We have a nice description. One citizen wasn't so eager to get up, however. Eur lay in his bed, holding his pillow over his head in an attempt to deafen the noise of the bird Pokemon. Eur is just Eury minus the 'Y'. You have a open mind, Eury. [insert Sarcasm Tag Here] As Eur kept pressing the head tighter on top of his head, his mother, Janice, came in through the door and pulled the blankets off of him. “It's time to get up Eur. You, Amy Rose the Hedgehog, and Ethan all start your journey today. Eur, Ethan, and Amy Rose the Hedgehog! I don't want to be in this FanFic! Amy, I was making a joke! You need to go eat breakfast and prepare Totodile for the trip. That Pokemon is so immature. He found it funny to stick a Caterpie in my undergarments drawer this morning before I woke up.” Eur couldn't help but laugh. Slap Stick Gold Comedy. “Haha. That's my Totodile. Has he eaten yet?” As Eur was talking he got up out of bed and started walking out towards the kitchen. Janice followed him and responded, “He's eating now. He really loves that Carvanha Crunch cereal.” WTF? They're eating Carvanha now! Tasty, tasty! Weirdo, weirdo! Freaking water types always have the weird cravings. As they got into the kitchen Totodile was sitting on the floor stuffing his face with cereal. Unfortunately in his rampaging feast, he had gotten cereal and milk all over the floor. “Goddammit Eur, you need to take more care of this thing. MISMAGIUS!” As she yelled, a purple Pokemon came floating in through the door. “Mismagius, could you please use your Psychic to clean all this up?” Mismagius nodded and it's eyes grew a bright purple. All the cereal and milk started floating off the floor and back into Totodile's bowl. Totodile looked at Mismagius with a bewildered look I look like that too if a monster just glowed and milk floated! and then continued eating again. CONTINUE EATING?!?!?! Weirdo Totodile! I was hungry! “Eur, eat and go get dressed. Be quick, Elm wants you at his lab at 8:30. It's already 8:00.” Kay, Pidgey's! We need to attack Eur on his way to the lab so he'll be late! Eur looked at his mom with a look of utter disbelief and said, “So you decide to wake me up when I only have thirty minutes to get ready? Unbelievable.” Not as believable as waking up late and not getting a starter, but you get a Electric Bastard who won't listen to you and won't get in a Pokeball! Eur grabbed a bagel out of the cupboard and ran back up to his room. He quickly put on his clothes while devouring the bagel. He grabbed some Poke Balls from his closet and went back to the kitchen. Totodile had finished eating and was waiting for Eur to come back. Janice looked back up at Eur and told him, “It's 8:15. Better get going. It took him 15 minutes to eat a bagel and put on clothes? Did you remember your Pokegear?” Eur felt his pockets to see if he remembered to grab it but it wasn't there. “Bon of a sitch. Bon of a sitch? I thought it was Son of a B***h? Be right back.” Eur quickly ran to his room, grabbed the Gear, and ran back. “There, got it. Come on Toto, let's go. Love you mom!” “Love you too hun. See you later! Have a good time.” Eur walked out the door with Totodile following close behind towards Professor Elm's lab. As he was walking he saw Amy not too far ahead with her Chikorita by her side. Amy's Chikorita is nice and pretty and caring and pretty! Eur decided to run up to her and say hi. So Eur quietly ran up behind her, grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her close yelling, “SODOMY!” I thought it was SonAmy? It's really ShadAmy. He-he, Shadow. :3 Eur did not expect her to scream so loud. She quickly turned around and without even thinking slapped Eur across the face. As Eur fell to the ground holding his cheek, Amy covered her mouth with her hands and said, “Oh my Arceus Eur are you okay? I didn't know it was you, you scared the crap out of me.” She held out her hand to help Eur up. Oh my Arceus? Really? I think it would be better if it was 'Oh my Qwilfish!' Eur took her hand but as he was coming up, he pulled her down. She yelped and fell face first on the ground. “There we go, I think we're even. So anyways...what's up?” Amy stood back up and patted the dirt on her shirt off while saying, “Oh, nothing much. I'm kinda nervous though. I mean, we have to travel the entire Johto region. Just the three of us together.” “Amy, speaking of three, where's Ethan?” “Oh, he called me a couple minutes ago. He said he's already at the lab waiting for us to get there. So, we should hurry up.” Go Pidgey's! Attack! Amy and Eur started walking towards the lab, talking about stuff they did during the week. Totodile and Chikorita were following close behind, also talking to each other in their Pokemon lingo. They said:Toto: Isn't that Pichu guy such a God?Chiko: I know right? As they all reached Elm's lab, Amy picked up Chikorita and Eur pulled Totodile close telling him, “Toto, I swear to Arceus Swear to Qwilfish! if you misbehave you will face the most horrific punishment you can imagine. No more Carvanha Crunch cereal for a month! Am I understood?” Toto looked at Eur with a horrified face nodding slowly. The mere thought of not being able to eat the cereal made Totodile flinch. “Alrighty then, let's go.” The automatic doors swung open and they all walked in seeing Ethan and Elm talking to each other.“Eur my man! Sup bro?” Ethan got up from his conversation and came over to bro fist Eur and hug Amy. “Bout time you guys got here, Elm was getting impatient.” It just dawned on me that everyone has Pokemon, why go to Elm's. “Indeed I was.” Elm got up from the couch and walked over to the three teens. He shook hands with Eur and Amy and said, “Now, let's get talking shall we? I'm sure you guys know why you're here. You're about to go on a journey all across Johto to take the Pokemon League Challenge. I think Amy should be a Cornianter. And Chikorita!!! Now, how do you guys plan on doing this? Are you all going together or by yourselves?” Ethan spoke up and quickly said, “I'm planning on going by myself. I'm sure Cyndaquil and I can take care of ourselves.” Elm looked at Ethan and nodded. “Eur? Amy? What do you two plan on doing?” Eur looked at Amy and she looked back. Eur knew she really didn't want to go by herself, so he smiled and said, “Amy and I are going together.” Amy smiled and whispered “thank you” to Eur. Elm smiled. “Very well then. So you guys don't end up taking the same path, I suggest Ethan goes north of Route 29 and detours through Dark Cave to get to Violet City. Your Cyndaquil's flame should provide enough light to see in the cave. Eur and Amy, you two should take the traditional path through Cherrygrove and Routes 30 and 31. Ethan will get to Violet faster, but you two should get more training in. What's wrong Ethan? Leaving your friends. But maybe there will be sparks between Eur and Amy! (Hint-hint) Now before you leave, I'll give you guys a tip. No, two tips. First tip, in Violet City there is a building called the Sprout Tower. If you go to the highest floor, you will find the Elder. If you can defeat him in a battle, he'll teach your Pokemon the move Flash. Second tip, the Gym Leader of Violet City is named Falkner. I think that Falkner's real name is Fu*kner. He uses Flying type Pokemon so Amy, you should probably catch something else as Chikorita might not do so well.” Chikorita stuck her tongue out at Elm and turned away from him. Amy laughed and picked Chikorita up hugging her. “It's okay honey.” It's okay honey! But if I battle Fu*kner with you, he would kill you! Elm looked at the three again and nodded. “Okay. You guys are ready. Be careful and have fun!” All three turned towards the door and said, “Thanks for all the help!” They all walked towards Route 29 and as they approached it Ethan turned to Amy and Eur. “Well, I guess this is goodbye for now I guess. See you guys soon I hope!” Ethan hugged Amy, shook Eur's hand, then walked up north towards Dark Cave with Cyndaquil following close behind. Amy and Eur looked at each other and nodded. They began walking together towards Cherrygrove with Chikorita and Totodile. Their journey was now underway. They nodded. No kiss or passionate hug? Lame.... It's Eury's story, Shadow! I will read the rest of this FanFic! I want to read that epic battle between Eur and Fu*kner!---------------------------------------Thanks to my guest stars:Pidgey, Amy Rose, Totodile, and Shadow the Hedgehog! That was terrible. You made stupid jokes, your comments were either idiotic or you stated the obvious, and you can't think of anything to put so you added "guest stars". I thought this was your reviews, not you and other people's reviews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 numbre 9? what does that mean?you will be the 9th review MAH PATIENCE BE WANING BOI MAKE HASTEyour wait is over ;3 [spoiler=#8: Pichu's Back!: Pokemon Legends of Alph by Eury]Hello readers! I have returned from the hospital! I don't plan on having the Ojama's back soon! Well' date=' it's time for my review of Pokemon: Legends of Alph! Episode 1: A Journey Begun! “PIDGEY PIDGEY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGY!” I will now try to talk to Pidgey's in our native language: Picha! Pichu! Pi-Pi! Dude, we can speak human too. Dang.... It was a cloudy Saturday morning and the Pidgey had begun chirping to wake the citizens of New Bark Town. Cloudy, Saturday, Morning, Pidgey, and Johto. We have a nice description. One citizen wasn't so eager to get up, however. Eur lay in his bed, holding his pillow over his head in an attempt to deafen the noise of the bird Pokemon. Eur is just Eury minus the 'Y'. You have a open mind, Eury. [insert Sarcasm Tag Here] As Eur kept pressing the head tighter on top of his head, his mother, Janice, came in through the door and pulled the blankets off of him. “It's time to get up Eur. You, Amy Rose the Hedgehog, and Ethan all start your journey today. Eur, Ethan, and Amy Rose the Hedgehog! I don't want to be in this FanFic! Amy, I was making a joke! You need to go eat breakfast and prepare Totodile for the trip. That Pokemon is so immature. He found it funny to stick a Caterpie in my undergarments drawer this morning before I woke up.” Eur couldn't help but laugh. Slap Stick Gold Comedy. “Haha. That's my Totodile. Has he eaten yet?” As Eur was talking he got up out of bed and started walking out towards the kitchen. Janice followed him and responded, “He's eating now. He really loves that Carvanha Crunch cereal.” WTF? They're eating Carvanha now! Tasty, tasty! Weirdo, weirdo! Freaking water types always have the weird cravings. As they got into the kitchen Totodile was sitting on the floor stuffing his face with cereal. Unfortunately in his rampaging feast, he had gotten cereal and milk all over the floor. “Goddammit Eur, you need to take more care of this thing. MISMAGIUS!” As she yelled, a purple Pokemon came floating in through the door. “Mismagius, could you please use your Psychic to clean all this up?” Mismagius nodded and it's eyes grew a bright purple. All the cereal and milk started floating off the floor and back into Totodile's bowl. Totodile looked at Mismagius with a bewildered look I look like that too if a monster just glowed and milk floated! and then continued eating again. CONTINUE EATING?!?!?! Weirdo Totodile! I was hungry! “Eur, eat and go get dressed. Be quick, Elm wants you at his lab at 8:30. It's already 8:00.” Kay, Pidgey's! We need to attack Eur on his way to the lab so he'll be late! Eur looked at his mom with a look of utter disbelief and said, “So you decide to wake me up when I only have thirty minutes to get ready? Unbelievable.” Not as believable as waking up late and not getting a starter, but you get a Electric Bastard who won't listen to you and won't get in a Pokeball! Eur grabbed a bagel out of the cupboard and ran back up to his room. He quickly put on his clothes while devouring the bagel. He grabbed some Poke Balls from his closet and went back to the kitchen. Totodile had finished eating and was waiting for Eur to come back. Janice looked back up at Eur and told him, “It's 8:15. Better get going. It took him 15 minutes to eat a bagel and put on clothes? Did you remember your Pokegear?” Eur felt his pockets to see if he remembered to grab it but it wasn't there. “Bon of a sitch. Bon of a sitch? I thought it was Son of a B***h? Be right back.” Eur quickly ran to his room, grabbed the Gear, and ran back. “There, got it. Come on Toto, let's go. Love you mom!” “Love you too hun. See you later! Have a good time.” Eur walked out the door with Totodile following close behind towards Professor Elm's lab. As he was walking he saw Amy not too far ahead with her Chikorita by her side. Amy's Chikorita is nice and pretty and caring and pretty! Eur decided to run up to her and say hi. So Eur quietly ran up behind her, grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her close yelling, “SODOMY!” I thought it was SonAmy? It's really ShadAmy. He-he, Shadow. :3 Eur did not expect her to scream so loud. She quickly turned around and without even thinking slapped Eur across the face. As Eur fell to the ground holding his cheek, Amy covered her mouth with her hands and said, “Oh my Arceus Eur are you okay? I didn't know it was you, you scared the crap out of me.” She held out her hand to help Eur up. Oh my Arceus? Really? I think it would be better if it was 'Oh my Qwilfish!' Eur took her hand but as he was coming up, he pulled her down. She yelped and fell face first on the ground. “There we go, I think we're even. So anyways...what's up?” Amy stood back up and patted the dirt on her shirt off while saying, “Oh, nothing much. I'm kinda nervous though. I mean, we have to travel the entire Johto region. Just the three of us together.” “Amy, speaking of three, where's Ethan?” “Oh, he called me a couple minutes ago. He said he's already at the lab waiting for us to get there. So, we should hurry up.” Go Pidgey's! Attack! Amy and Eur started walking towards the lab, talking about stuff they did during the week. Totodile and Chikorita were following close behind, also talking to each other in their Pokemon lingo. They said:Toto: Isn't that Pichu guy such a God?Chiko: I know right? As they all reached Elm's lab, Amy picked up Chikorita and Eur pulled Totodile close telling him, “Toto, I swear to Arceus Swear to Qwilfish! if you misbehave you will face the most horrific punishment you can imagine. No more Carvanha Crunch cereal for a month! Am I understood?” Toto looked at Eur with a horrified face nodding slowly. The mere thought of not being able to eat the cereal made Totodile flinch. “Alrighty then, let's go.” The automatic doors swung open and they all walked in seeing Ethan and Elm talking to each other.“Eur my man! Sup bro?” Ethan got up from his conversation and came over to bro fist Eur and hug Amy. “Bout time you guys got here, Elm was getting impatient.” It just dawned on me that everyone has Pokemon, why go to Elm's. “Indeed I was.” Elm got up from the couch and walked over to the three teens. He shook hands with Eur and Amy and said, “Now, let's get talking shall we? I'm sure you guys know why you're here. You're about to go on a journey all across Johto to take the Pokemon League Challenge. I think Amy should be a Cornianter. And Chikorita!!! Now, how do you guys plan on doing this? Are you all going together or by yourselves?” Ethan spoke up and quickly said, “I'm planning on going by myself. I'm sure Cyndaquil and I can take care of ourselves.” Elm looked at Ethan and nodded. “Eur? Amy? What do you two plan on doing?” Eur looked at Amy and she looked back. Eur knew she really didn't want to go by herself, so he smiled and said, “Amy and I are going together.” Amy smiled and whispered “thank you” to Eur. Elm smiled. “Very well then. So you guys don't end up taking the same path, I suggest Ethan goes north of Route 29 and detours through Dark Cave to get to Violet City. Your Cyndaquil's flame should provide enough light to see in the cave. Eur and Amy, you two should take the traditional path through Cherrygrove and Routes 30 and 31. Ethan will get to Violet faster, but you two should get more training in. What's wrong Ethan? Leaving your friends. But maybe there will be sparks between Eur and Amy! (Hint-hint) Now before you leave, I'll give you guys a tip. No, two tips. First tip, in Violet City there is a building called the Sprout Tower. If you go to the highest floor, you will find the Elder. If you can defeat him in a battle, he'll teach your Pokemon the move Flash. Second tip, the Gym Leader of Violet City is named Falkner. I think that Falkner's real name is Fu*kner. He uses Flying type Pokemon so Amy, you should probably catch something else as Chikorita might not do so well.” Chikorita stuck her tongue out at Elm and turned away from him. Amy laughed and picked Chikorita up hugging her. “It's okay honey.” It's okay honey! But if I battle Fu*kner with you, he would kill you! Elm looked at the three again and nodded. “Okay. You guys are ready. Be careful and have fun!” All three turned towards the door and said, “Thanks for all the help!” They all walked towards Route 29 and as they approached it Ethan turned to Amy and Eur. “Well, I guess this is goodbye for now I guess. See you guys soon I hope!” Ethan hugged Amy, shook Eur's hand, then walked up north towards Dark Cave with Cyndaquil following close behind. Amy and Eur looked at each other and nodded. They began walking together towards Cherrygrove with Chikorita and Totodile. Their journey was now underway. They nodded. No kiss or passionate hug? Lame.... It's Eury's story, Shadow! I will read the rest of this FanFic! I want to read that epic battle between Eur and Fu*kner!---------------------------------------Thanks to my guest stars:Pidgey, Amy Rose, Totodile, and Shadow the Hedgehog! That was terrible. You made stupid jokes, your comments were either idiotic or you stated the obvious, and you can't think of anything to put so you added "guest stars". I thought this was your reviews, not you and other people's reviews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Xaz pretty much summed up my opinion. Also, I found a SEXIST COMMENT AGAIN. You were like "I think Amy should be a coordinator" What? Girls can't fight? Is that it? Come over here and I'll get my cousin to beat the sheet out of you. Aside from that, the Review sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Xaz pretty much summed up my opinion. Also, I found a SEXIST COMMENT AGAIN. You were like "I think Amy should be a coordinator" What? Girls can't fight? Is that it? Come over here and I'll get my cousin to beat the sheet out of you. Aside from that, the Review sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 DUZ TEH REVIEWIN ON MAIN Link's in sig. Don't comment on how boring it is; I already know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 DUZ TEH REVIEWIN ON MAIN Link's in sig. Don't comment on how boring it is; I already know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 They said:Toto: Isn't that Pichu guy such a God?Chiko: I know right? Also, what a large ego you have >_______> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 They said:Toto: Isn't that Pichu guy such a God?Chiko: I know right? Also, what a large ego you have >_______> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 DUZ TEH REVIEWIN ON MAIN Link's in sig. Don't comment on how boring it is; I already know that.i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 DUZ TEH REVIEWIN ON MAIN Link's in sig. Don't comment on how boring it is; I already know that.i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 1. The character being named Eur isn't close minded, it's a perfectly fine name.2. If they were eating actual Carvanha, they would have died. lrn2pogeymanz3. You obviously didn't get the bon of a sitch joke.4. You apparently don't know what sodomy is, which isn't very surprising.5. Qwilfish did not appear from a random egg in the middle of space and create the world and it's inhabitants. 6. You have an extremely large ego.7. Contests were the worst thing to come from Pokemon, Amy will never be coordinator. 8. Fu*kner is an extremely horrible joke. dos r mah comentz on ur revew but rly iz nt ur revew cuz u had halp frm non-exiztrant ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 1. The character being named Eur isn't close minded, it's a perfectly fine name.2. If they were eating actual Carvanha, they would have died. lrn2pogeymanz3. You obviously didn't get the bon of a sitch joke.4. You apparently don't know what sodomy is, which isn't very surprising.5. Qwilfish did not appear from a random egg in the middle of space and create the world and it's inhabitants. 6. You have an extremely large ego.7. Contests were the worst thing to come from Pokemon, Amy will never be coordinator. 8. Fu*kner is an extremely horrible joke. dos r mah comentz on ur revew but rly iz nt ur revew cuz u had halp frm non-exiztrant ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altaïr Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 when am i gonna get my review? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Oh, be patient. He'll make bad jokes at good stories first, and then make slightly better jokes at bad stories. It's how the world works, dood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Pichu should "review" my GX-rewrite-type-thing, preferably, episode 8, as it features Zane winning@Lief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 when am i gonna get my review?soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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