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MY MEGA BUSTER CAN CUT THE MUSTARD!

I'M A FLUSTERED AMPUTEE!

POW-POW!

 

EIGHT ROBOT BOSSES...

IN EIGHT LEVELS...

DISHEVEL!

AND REVEL

IN DEVILRY!

I'LL STEAL THEIR WEAPONRY!

 

LET'S TAKE A STEP BACK

TO MEGA MAN 2

THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES, IMO, SCREW YOU.

 

BUBBLE MAN WAS A LULZY FOE

WOODMAN'S NAME WAS INNUENDO

AIR MAN'S STAGE HAD LOTS OF PITS

METAL MAN DIDN'T TAKE A LOT OF HITS

FLASH MAN'S STAGE? I WAS SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN'

HEAT MAN'S STAGE? ITEM-2 I WAS RIDIN'

CRASH MAN'S STAGE HAD YOU GO INTO SPACE

AND QUICK MAN FROZE, WHILE I BLASTED HIS FACE

I ENTERED THE FORTRESS, DEATH WITH ONE SLIP

I WALKED UP TO WILY, AND BLEW UP HIS SHIP

MM2, THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME.

YOU SHOULD PLAY IT RIGHT NOW, DON'T READ MY RHYME.

 

/overkill

/retro_fangirl

*shot*

 

custom_rap.exe.

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LET'S TAKE A STEP BACK

TO MEGA MAN 2

THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES, IMO, SCREW YOU.

 

BUBBLE MAN WAS A LULZY FOE

WOODMAN'S NAME WAS INNUENDO

AIR MAN'S STAGE HAD LOTS OF PITS

METAL MAN DIDN'T TAKE A LOT OF HITS

FLASH MAN'S STAGE? I WAS SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN'

HEAT MAN'S STAGE? ITEM-2 I WAS RIDIN'

CRASH MAN'S STAGE HAD YOU GO INTO SPACE

AND QUICK MAN FROZE, WHILE I BLASTED HIS FACE

I ENTERED THE FORTRESS, DEATH WITH ONE SLIP

I WALKED UP TO WILY, AND BLEW UP HIS SHIP

MM2, THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME.

YOU SHOULD PLAY IT RIGHT NOW, DON'T READ MY RHYME.

 

/overkill

/retro_fangirl

*shot*

 

O.O....I love you.

 

England.

 

Whooooooooo

 

NO.

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LET'S TAKE A STEP BACK

TO MEGA MAN 2

THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES, IMO, SCREW YOU.

 

BUBBLE MAN WAS A LULZY FOE

WOODMAN'S NAME WAS INNUENDO

AIR MAN'S STAGE HAD LOTS OF PITS

METAL MAN DIDN'T TAKE A LOT OF HITS

FLASH MAN'S STAGE? I WAS SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN'

HEAT MAN'S STAGE? ITEM-2 I WAS RIDIN'

CRASH MAN'S STAGE HAD YOU GO INTO SPACE

AND QUICK MAN FROZE, WHILE I BLASTED HIS FACE

I ENTERED THE FORTRESS, DEATH WITH ONE SLIP

I WALKED UP TO WILY, AND BLEW UP HIS SHIP

MM2, THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME.

YOU SHOULD PLAY IT RIGHT NOW, DON'T READ MY RHYME.

 

/overkill

/retro_fangirl

*shot*

 

*cracks knuckles*

 

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLUE BOMBER!

I CAN SHOOT THE LEGS OF JEFFREY DAHMER!

KILL A ROBOT FISH!

KILL A ROBOT FROG!

AND THEN I RIDE OFF ON MY ROBOT DOG!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THREEEEEEEEEE...PART-THREE!

ONE. TWO. ONE TWO THREE GO!

I...AM MEGA MAN!

I GOT A MUTHA FUCKIN' GUN FOR A HAND!

PUT TOGETHER BY DR.RIGHT-OR-LIGHT IF YOU'RE AMERICAN!

I EAT ALL MY MEGA BRAN!

I LIVE IN 2D AND IT'S MY DUTY...

TO DESTROY THE MASTER BOTS!

POW POW!

IF YOU'RE AGHAST...

AND YOU CAN'T LAST...

THERE'S A FAST WAY

TO PASS ALL THOSE BASTARD BOTS!

BLUE AND RED PASSWORD DOTS!

MEGAMEGAMANMEGAMEGAMAN

ROCK

MEGAMEGAMANMEGAMEGAMAN

MAN

MEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAAAAAMAAAAAN!

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLUE BOMBER!

I VOTED FOR BAROCKMAN OBAMA!

AS FOR ROBOT HELP

DOGS ARE MUCH PREFERRED

'CAUSE I CAN'T DO s*** WITH A ROBOT BIRD!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THREEEEEEEEEE...PART-THREE!

*passes out*

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*cracks knuckles*

 

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLUE BOMBER!

I CAN SHOOT THE LEGS OF JEFFREY DAHMER!

KILL A ROBOT FISH!

KILL A ROBOT FROG!

AND THEN I RIDE OFF ON MY ROBOT DOG!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THREEEEEEEEEE...PART-THREE!

ONE. TWO. ONE TWO THREE GO!

I...AM MEGA MAN!

I GOT A MUTHA FUCKIN' GUN FOR A HAND!

PUT TOGETHER BY DR.RIGHT-OR-LIGHT IF YOU'RE AMERICAN!

I EAT ALL MY MEGA BRAN!

I LIVE IN 2D AND IT'S MY DUTY...

TO DESTROY THE MASTER BOTS!

POW POW!

IF YOU'RE AGHAST...

AND YOU CAN'T LAST...

THERE'S A FAST WAY

TO PASS ALL THOSE BASTARD BOTS!

BLUE AND RED PASSWORD DOTS!

MEGAMEGAMANMEGAMEGAMAN

ROCK

MEGAMEGAMANMEGAMEGAMAN

MAN

MEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAAAAAMAAAAAN!

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLUE BOMBER!

I VOTED FOR BAROCKMAN OBAMA!

AS FOR ROBOT HELP

DOGS ARE MUCH PREFERRED

'CAUSE I CAN'T DO s*** WITH A ROBOT BIRD!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THREEEEEEEEEE...PART-THREE!

*passes out*

 

Tupac just rolled over in his grave.

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Oh you also listen to Brentalfloss?

 

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

And spryly

Gotta climb gotta climb now

Way up highly

Gonna get gonna get you, Doctor Wily

I am Mega Man, here's my mega-plan, YOU DIE

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

So fast-paced

Gotta climb gotta climb now

It's a rat race

Gonna get gonna get that

Balding ass face

I am Mega Man

I eat Mega-Flan, but why?

 

'Cause Dr. Wily is an old nasty son of a taint

He can escape so slyly, but not this time

He thinks he's leaving but he ain't

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

Kill Flash Man!

Gotta run gotta run now

Also Crash Man!

But I'm not gonna play the one with

"Slash Man"

MM2 was tight

MM7's shite

For real

 

See 3 was good four was pretty good and five and six were okay, but 7 sucked big dinosaur balls

 

POW POW!

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now,

GUY SMILEY!

Gotta climb gotta climb now

BILL O REILLY!

Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily

I am Mega Man... here's my mega plan...

YOU DIE!

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Oh you also listen to Brentalfloss?

 

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

And spryly

Gotta climb gotta climb now

Way up highly

Gonna get gonna get you, Doctor Wily

I am Mega Man, here's my mega-plan, YOU DIE

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

So fast-paced

Gotta climb gotta climb now

It's a rat race

Gonna get gonna get that

Balding ass face

I am Mega Man

I eat Mega-Flan, but why?

 

'Cause Dr. Wily is an old nasty son of a taint

He can escape so slyly, but not this time

He thinks he's leaving but he ain't

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now

Kill Flash Man!

Gotta run gotta run now

Also Crash Man!

But I'm not gonna play the one with

"Slash Man"

MM2 was tight

MM7's shite

For real

 

See 3 was good four was pretty good and five and six were okay, but 7 sucked big dinosaur balls

 

POW POW!

 

Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now,

GUY SMILEY!

Gotta climb gotta climb now

BILL O REILLY!

Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily

I am Mega Man... here's my mega plan...

YOU DIE!

 

YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

I'LL TELL YOU WHY(BUBBLES! BUBBLES!)!

MY TOOLS ARE CLEAN!

BY THAT I MEAN(BUBBLES! BUBBLES!)!

 

I forget the rest. xD

 

 

 

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Wheres Mega Man?

Wheres Mega Man?

The Mega poo

Just hit the fan

 

Its 200X, and Wilys escaped and built 8 more evil bots

Wheres that guy I know with balls like a Rhino, oh where?

If I had to guess, Id say on the roof,

Lets pan straight up in search of proof

Perhaps he is there, and flaunting his hair?

 

(One two three four!)

 

Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man, Hes up on the effin roof

Hes mega

Mega Mega Mega Man, heroic and aloof

Mega de-Mega de-Mega man

Now backwards you would say

Man Mega!

Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man

Hell save the effin' day!

 

8 more robot masters, Mega Man is STRONGER/FASTER

For Metal Man and Air Man, use the arm cannon blaster

Air on Crash, Metal on Flash, Metal on Bubble, Bubble on Heat, Heat on Wood

Finally Quickman hes kind of a dick man, use crash bombs and youre good

Mega de-Mega de-Mega man

Nintendo got it right

Not Sega

 

Mega de-Mega de-Mega man

Blue and Cyan

Likes Chopin

And Rodin

Mega Man!

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*cracks knuckles*

 

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLUE BOMBER!

I CAN SHOOT THE LEGS OF JEFFREY DAHMER!

KILL A ROBOT FISH!

KILL A ROBOT FROG!

AND THEN I RIDE OFF ON MY ROBOT DOG!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THREEEEEEEEEE...PART-THREE!

ONE. TWO. ONE TWO THREE GO!

I...AM MEGA MAN!

I GOT A MUTHA FUCKIN' GUN FOR A HAND!

PUT TOGETHER BY DR.RIGHT-OR-LIGHT IF YOU'RE AMERICAN!

I EAT ALL MY MEGA BRAN!

I LIVE IN 2D AND IT'S MY DUTY...

TO DESTROY THE MASTER BOTS!

POW POW!

IF YOU'RE AGHAST...

AND YOU CAN'T LAST...

THERE'S A FAST WAY

TO PASS ALL THOSE BASTARD BOTS!

BLUE AND RED PASSWORD DOTS!

MEGAMEGAMANMEGAMEGAMAN

ROCK

MEGAMEGAMANMEGAMEGAMAN

MAN

MEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAMEGAAAAAMAAAAAN!

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLUE BOMBER!

I VOTED FOR BAROCKMAN OBAMA!

AS FOR ROBOT HELP

DOGS ARE MUCH PREFERRED

'CAUSE I CAN'T DO s*** WITH A ROBOT BIRD!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THREEEEEEEEEE...PART-THREE!

*passes out*

 

Muhahaha. At least my rap was custom. ;D

 

Still, +Rep'd.

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