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What happened, bro?

Well, thanks to his extreme disregard for everyone and lack of organization along with growth hormones.

 

And the fact that my dad and step-mom have to deal with the stress of another baby.

 

He's pretty much tearing the family apart.

 

So me and Bro pretty much have to watch him from now on to make sure he actually gets his s*** done.

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Well, thanks to his extreme disregard for everyone and lack of organization along with growth hormones.

 

And the fact that my dad and step-mom have to deal with the stress of another baby.

 

He's pretty much tearing the family apart.

 

So me and Bro pretty much have to watch him from now on to make sure he actually gets his s*** done.

How many brothers do you have?

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@Nexev: Three, one is a guy that has his own family now and visits during the holidays. The second one is the prop-making guy you've heard me bragging about that made me the Proto Man helmet, and third is the douche that plays CoD.

 

I also have a baby sister, and my dad's freaking out about how to take care of her. xD

 

@Ice: Thing is that, we're only a year apart, and for as long as I've known the bastard he hasn't changed one bit.

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@Ice: Thing is that, we're only a year apart, and for as long as I've known the bastard he hasn't changed one bit.

 

If there's anything you've learned by hanging out with me that has nothing too do with Lawyers or Debates or Donkey Kong or Mega Man or witty sarcastic remarks it's that you shouldn't judge somebody without knowing a lot about them.

 

Sure, he may be a douche, but there's usually a reason to that personality.

 

And before you say "I'm his brother, I should know.", my Sister has to constantly think of ways to talk to me or find out my issues. Because I'm not the kind that talks about stuff like that, and your brother may be like me.

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If there's anything you've learned by hanging out with me that has nothing too do with Lawyers or Debates or Donkey Kong or Mega Man or witty sarcastic remarks it's that you shouldn't judge somebody without knowing a lot about them.

 

Sure, he may be a douche, but there's usually a reason to that personality.

 

And before you say "I'm his brother, I should know.", my Sister has to constantly think of ways to talk to me or find out my issues. Because I'm not the kind that talks about stuff like that, and your brother may be like me.

Trust me, my brother DOES NOT have any inner depths.

 

He's frequently yelling about "Killstreaks" and "Prestiges" and I hear him yelling "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!" from the other room.

 

He yells obscure internet memes involving Halo at the dinner table.

 

He's a very.. outspoken individual.

 

He's just incredibly lazy.

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Trust me, my brother DOES NOT have any inner depths.

 

He's frequently yelling about "Killstreaks" and "Prestiges" and I hear him yelling "YOU JUST GOT PWNED!" from the other room.

 

He yells obscure internet memes involving Halo at the dinner table.

 

He's a very.. outspoken individual.

 

He's just incredibly lazy.

 

Ahh the Lazy case.

 

Explain to him that if he stays lazy he will become unsuccessful and won't be able to make any money thus not being able to buy Halo/CoD/anyshittyFPS in the future.

 

And start a reward system. If he does his crap, he gets a dollar or something. He'll eventually get caught up in a routine, thus making him do his work WITHOUT the rewards.

 

It's like having a pet.

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Yo, Ice. You could write about the masturbating sea captain.

 

 

Crew: Captain! There are enemy ships closing in fast!

 

Captain: (Behind the door) Yeah, j-just gimme a minute.

 

Crew: Captain we don't have the time!

 

Captain: I'll be out in a sec.

 

Crew: We are all gonna die.

 

Captain: Hold on. I have to finish....getting a couple things done.

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Gais. Look what I just found.

 

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Yeah. This s***.

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