Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Thanks :) I might not be very active though :/ depends on the topic at hand. Anyways what are you all talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Talking about how my avi will RAEP JUU! XD Nah, Member cards and straigt-fanboyism XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 @Proto: Oh... Well, I've never played... but, Hazama is so epic! =DOh this is Tager. He's a combination of my favorite things. Big Creatures, Red and Machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Talking about how my avi will RAEP JUU! XD Nah, Member cards and straigt-fanboyism XD Ah hell no! Keep your avi away from me! D< And I see lol. Sounds...interesting XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 *Points at Hazama* HE is more Epic. The ONLY way he could get better is if he pulled Lanza del Relampago from nowhere. HE EVEN USES MEDUSA'S SNAKES! @Engetsu: Actually, he will make you BELIEVE you will be raeped, then kick your @$$, then troll you, then beat you some more, then troll and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted November 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 @Senpai: ;~; Read the sections I spaced apart! The one about Gin and the one about trolling! I'm lazy and I have this damn paper to type.I'll read it later, Black-kun. First effect supports the other Powerforce monsters, second effect is the troll effect. Glad you like part of it at least, lol. Now to see Nex's reaction to it. Step 7 is obviously: "KICK REASON TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!" Aaaah. GENIUS!PURE. F*CKING. GENIUS! Thanks :) I might not be very active though :/ depends on the topic at hand. Anyways what are you all talking about? That's okay. We're talking about Member Cards, like Black said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 @Engetsu: Actually, he will make you BELIEVE you will be raeped, then kick your @$, then troll you, then beat you some more, then troll and leave. Is that so? Such a nice, warm welcome for me :D [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Hazama is pretty much the epic god of trolling. Tvtropes has even appointed him that position in The Pantheon. That said, I'm a Noel player/fan myself <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 *Points at Hazama* HE is more Epic. The ONLY way he could get better is if he pulled Lanza del Relampago from nowhere. HE EVEN USES MEDUSA'S SNAKES!..... STOP LIKING OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS! D; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Hazama isn't overpowered, because he's such a b**** to pick up. Really hard to learn him >_< The most ridiculous character IMO, is Iron Tager in the hands of a master. If you get put up against a master tager player, you are pretty much screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 We're talking about Member Cards, like Black said. I know :lol: Powerforce Member Card's I'm guessing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 @Engetsu: Don't worry... He's just a troll XD THE GOD OF TROLLING! Hazama is pretty much the epic god of trolling. Tvtropes has even appointed him that position in The Pantheon. That said, I'm a Noel player/fan myself He's like Gin mixed with Loki and the Joker and MArsuvees Black and MORE! I'm not a player, yet, sadly D= Trying to get some games. I just saw some vids/heard his theme/laughed at his trolling/etc. ..... STOP LIKING OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS! D;HE IS TOO EPIC TO NOT LIKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 @Engetsu: Don't worry... He's just a troll XD THE GOD OF TROLLING! Trolls don't bother me the slightest :'D So the God of Trolling fails :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Thanks Andx I like my card. *Gives Andx a radioactive steak as a treat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 .... The term "God" Escapes you.... He has been DECLARED God King of trolls! He can troll ANYONE! Dude, he's Gin in a trolling mood... On crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Thanks Andx I like my card. *Gives Andx a radioactive steak as a treat*Cool. Glad you like it. Now the big question: Which effect do you prefer? lol Time for some classic American mindset: The radioactivity would worry me but passing up free steak would be stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 His weapon is basically an infinite snake: Ouroboros. Link to what it's based on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros (There's classical art with nudity in it on that page if it bothers anyone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 .... The term "God" Escapes you.... He has been DECLARED God King of trolls! He can troll ANYONE! Dude, he's Gin in a trolling mood... On crack. A troll is just a troll to me. King, Queen, God, whatever. They're all the same to me : P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 @Ammy: I know what an Ouroboros is, but thanks anyways =3 It's interesting. Also, he's such a GOOD Trolling God, he gets a special episode of trolling! ALL TO HIMSELF! [spoiler=Episode 2: The GUAE's Trolling Show] The Grand United Alliance Of Evil. In serious times, they fight good, they try to take over the Pantheon and make evil supreme, as well as plotting to stab each other right on their backs. However, in their free times... they held sitcoms to entertain the Pantheon. Entertaining as in... TROLLING! Now without further ado, let the show begin... Terumi (in his Hazama guise): Hello there, audience! I'm your host for this show, Teru— I mean, Hazama... So today we'd like to have a talk show on what some members of the Pantheon really is. This Pantheon is full of lies anyway, so might as well uncover them one by one before plunging them into eternal despair, no? So! Without further ado, let's greet our very first Deity that we're going to troll. Real hard. Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts... And the image shows Adrian Fahrenheight Tepes and Rachel Alucard... Terumi: Wait, no no no. Not those shitty vampires. I'm reserving them for a later time... The image now shows Lamia Loveless Terumi: That's more like it! Ladies and Gentlemen, say hello to Lamia Loveless. A fine lady, I must say, though 1000 tons of fat, hideous Fembots are better than her. If we're to take her last name seriously, she is devoid of Love, thus maybe that's why she avoids getting into the House of Love, or should not be loved at all. You're probably oogling your eyes because of those boobies, huh? Isn't that right, you sick, sick freak!? Well, I knew bigger boobie ladies around, so she's not really that much in competition... And as I mentioned above, she's a robot. Cut to an image from the OVA where Lamia was lying down battered on Alt Eisen Riese's arm, showing her mechanical parts Terumi: See that? What are you, a bunch of Robosexual freaks? Anyway, from what we see in battle, she's really an Ace Pilot. Images of Lamia kicking ass in both Angelg and Vysaga is shown Terumi: Look mightily strong, isn't she? In fact, she's one of the Pantheon's top female pilots. She must be quite the intelligent lady, and being a robot, she must be pretty strong too. But... nope. That's another facade of her lies. Here, let me show you why she sucks so much. Cut to an image of Wilhelm von Juergen Terumi: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Wilhelm von Juergen. Patron saint for Big Bad Wannabes. He now resides amongst the disgraces. Why? Because he was able to f*** up Lamia so bad it became a point why people wonder why she is considered strong. Cut to an image of Lamia getting drugged by the Bartolls Terumi: See, she's an android, and yet she wasn't even mounting one bit defense. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of them, towering you, but not going down with a fight or at least attempting to take them down? What a dumbass. Cut to the image of Lamia getting plugged into the Bartoll pod Terumi: And yes, take a look at that. Camera zooms on her boobs slowly Terumi: No, not that. Not that. NOT THAT! *destroys camera with Ouroboros* Goddamn shitty camera. I'm gonna need more accurate ones... Camera restores to a more proper angle Terumi: But I suppose that's what you all focused in that particular scene. I suppose right from get go, she'd stay defiant. But, THIS is what happens. Lamia: Run... away... Terumi: *Silence* Well isn't that stupid. What's this, Monty Python And The Holy Grail? They're just bunch of Filler Villain, losing to them is a shame... She had better be defiant and destroy them from the inside, otherwise she's a sucky ass Goddess... Lamia: I am... W17... No... I am... Lamia Loveless...!! Terumi: *taken aback* Wow. Ah yes, I suppose most people would see that as her reclaiming her awesome. Unfortunately, that was modified... Here, take a look... Cut to Lamia getting shot down by Juergen Terumi: See? Now she just built up awesome moments, then the Filler Villain shot her dead. All those awesome points? Poof! Gone! Now she's back to square one weakass! But it may be not so much if this Filler Villain might be as powerful as... say, that old fart Keisar Ephes... Cut to Juergen getting shot down by Duminuss Terumi: ... Never mind. He turns out to be a weakass, and thus, her being beaten down by that weak ass makes her an uber weak ass! Cut to images of Lamia under Duminuss control and Axel Almer bailing her out Terumi: So yeah, after that, she got back to existence by becoming Duminuss' pawn and then that shitty redhead Axel rescued her... but WHAT FOR? She's a fuckin' failure! She is weak against Bartolls and ODE! They completely beat her down, and not even her will power is enough to prevent them from killing her! She lives, Juergen is 'dead' (till he comes back here), but that one event is definitely a sucky point that she'd never recover and she'll be stuck with that forever! And because she didn't consider it important enough to restore... well enjoy being the biggest loser in the Pantheon! There is a reason why Melkor puts you under the list of 'Those hit with Chickification or Badass Decay'', you know! In fact, let me show you how it's done... Terumi drags Juergen and his Valsion Custom into the screen Juergen: What... are you... doing...? Terumi: Ladies and gentlemen, live from the GUAE headquarters, now begins the show... "JUERGEN GETTING OWNED SO EASILY BY ME, TERUMI YUUKI"!!! Terumi proceeded to torture and beat down Juergen and every of his mechas Terumi: *while beating up Juergen* Witness this, everyone! Witness why Juergen sucks so much as a villain! And witness why Lamia sucks and doesn't deserve to be a goddess because this is the man who can f*** her up so bad that's what everyone remember them for! And if you're watching this, Lamia Loveless, I do hope you realize that you fail at life and should just hang yourself! And take photos of you hanging yourself because that'd be so much fun! AHAHAHAHAHA!! This is Hazama and I thank you for watching GUAE's Trolling Show! *beats Juergen even more* Meanwhile, Lamia herself *is* watching Lamia: ... Why did I watch this again? That guy is Completely Missing The Point about me, it's not combat or reputation I'm focusing about, it's about being human for a robotic being like me, I don't think I have failed in that... Such an unnecessary, foolish video... Lamia then turns off the video and left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 A troll is just a troll to me. King, Queen, God, whatever. They're all the same to me : P [spoiler=What about smooth criminals?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Also, he's such a GOOD Trolling God, he gets a special episode of trolling! ALL TO HIMSELF! And I get my own TV series [/sarcasm]. That was terrible...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Fine then, Smooth Criminal it is! /lookatthepostaboveyours HA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Cool. Glad you like it. Now the big question: Which effect do you prefer? lol Time for some classic American mindset: The radioactivity would worry me but passing up free steak would be stupid.The first tbh, it seems more abusable. The radioactive steak is a reference to Becqurel who is the greatest dog in the world, it's like a nigh god thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRgU1QP8wec&feature=related That is what happens when you try to fight him. He has been DECLARED God King of trolls!I find this both rasict and insulting to my religon. >_:.:: I prefer Tezeri thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engetsu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Fine then, Smooth Criminal it is! /lookatthepostaboveyours HA. If that's addressed to me, then... idungetit *oblivious* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 TVTropes has declared him the God King of Trolls. DEAL WITH IT. @Engetsu: ... He's Michael Jackson based, slightly. He dances like him, for one thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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