Quicksilver Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 You're going to look back on this post, and wish you hadn't made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 No regrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Okay' date=' so let me get this straight... This topic is basically a person apologizing to another person. Awesome, it's fun to watch a person I don't know apologize to another person I've never heard of. Makes me feel better about the fact that I've never lost a friend due to lying. Good luck with fixing your damaged relationship bro.[/quote'] And what's funny is that War Torn and then some dude after him made threads like this only a week ago or so. Only those threads exploded with 9001 posts while this one only got 50. :/ Next time you want to apologize, use PMs. Public apologies are useless because spammers and flamers are going to baww and whatnot, and I feel they are stupid in general because NOBODY CARES. And you even stated that you knew nobody cares, but you wanted to make a public apology. This is a forum. For the most part, topics are made about things people care about, like video games and sex. If you and this Kairi person are the only ones who care about this apology, you can easily take it to PM. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Why did this Kari person even want the apology be public? Was this meant to make him feel humiliated or something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Why did this Kari person even want the apology be public? Was this meant to make him feel humiliated or something like that? Probably? That's what good friends are for though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Now I feel like an idiot for saying her name was Kairi when "Kari" was written directly in the title. Kids, this is what video games do to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A20thCenturyBoy Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Now, after reading this, I couldn't resist making fun of it. In particular, I couldn't resist making fun of it with the characters from the television series Mystery Science Theater 3000, where a guy and his robot pals were stuck on a satellite in space, being forced to watch cheesy, terrible movies by a scientist and his assistant. So, I didn't resist. This is the result. Check out Wikipedia for more info on the show itself. Enjoy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------*The Satellite of Love, Thursday, July 08, 2010. Joel: Hey, everybody, and welcome to the Satellite of Love. I’m Joel Robinson, and these fellas here are my robot pals, Crow and Tom Ser-Crow: Excuse me, Joel, I believe I can introduce myself.Tom Servo: Yeah. We’re not yours, Joel, so don’t act like it.Joel: Jeez, I’m sorry. Here, you guys can do it if you want.Crow: Thank you. I…I forgot my line.Tom: Yeah, same here.Joel: Doesn’t matter, the Mads’re calling. *presses button*TV’s Frank: Oh, hey Joel. Forrester’s taking a call right now, so the invention exchange’ll be put off for a bit.Dr. Forrester: -I PAID THAT DAMN BILL FIVE MONTHS AGO! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO GO TO THAT RUSH REUNION, AND YOUR MONEYGRUBBING-TV’s Frank: Till then, why don’t you read this? It’s a nice little poem someone made on that one site, what’s it called…Yu-Gi-O-Crow: The site with the vampire wannabes?Tom: And the drama? No thanks.Joel: Hey, c’mon, it’s a poem. It should be nice.Tom: Joel, you said that about the movie Waterworld.Joel: And I apologized for that, but let’s give this a shot, ok?Crow: Fine. But I’m not happy about it.TV’s Frank: Sending it to you now. I haven’t read it myself, but I heard some people saying it was entertaining.Tom: Entertaining can mean a lot of things…Joel: Ok. Here we go. Many months ago, I befriended a member here, Commanderikari. Crow: But back then, she was just a lowly private. Known today as Megami Seika. Tom: Known for her long, unfragmented sentences. Unlike me.Joel: Poem.Tom: Poems for me are either rhyming ones or limericks.Joel: Keep reading. Throughout these months, I have really busted up our friendship, through several different acts... Crow: Act one was a charming little story about a barber who helped a couple fall in love.Tom: Act two had giant robots.Joel: And act 3 was a rock opera. So today, I'm here to publicly apologize to her, for all to see. Joel: The play bombed, sadly, and my reputation was ruined in the world of Broadway theatre. *bows* Tom: I was the only actor. I do realize you've given me many chances, Tom: And many, many slaps to the face. and I've blown them... Joel: You know, this reminds me of something…something with movies… with the faking being a girl, Joel: That’s it! He must be Ed Wood, risen from the grave to make the sequel to Plan 9! not telling you I was a guy right away, Tom: Y’know, that’s kinda obvious given the last sentence.Crow: Redundancy is redundant. ignoring you for a time.... Joel: Note to self-the tv shows that have that working are liars. all these, are contributing factors to the simple fact that, time and again, out of my own stupidity,I drove you away... Crow: …all the way to Hawaii, on a beaaaaaaaautiful all-expenses paid vacation! During a volcanic eruption. Not a smart idea. So.. I guess for that, I'm sorry.... Tom: And the medical bill’s in the mail. But, even knowing all of this...tt seems simple. Tom: Of course it does, it’s the same letter twice! Although, it's really not. Crow: Actually, it is. It’s right next to r and y and above g on the keyboard. Each and overy one of those timeswas a huge blow all on it's own. Joel: Because I huffed, and I puffed, and I blew your house in! A blow on our friendshipThat never fully healed Crow: That’s easy. You just get a bunch of metal and-oh, wait, FRIENDship. Yeah, you’re in trouble. though it would havehad it not been for me. Tom: So I’m leeeeeeeavin’ on a jet plane~ Crow: Don’t know when I’ll be back again~Joel: Oh baby, I hate to go~ The constant bombardmentleft it in tatters, hanging by a thread Joel: Which I then cut, in order to patch up a hole in my shirt. And yet, here we are again Crow: Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again! I apologizeAsking you, begging you, for your forgiveness Tom: I’m sorry, but I’m givin’ er all she’s got, captain! She cannot take much more! Except this time, I don't need to be forgivenI just need to not sadden you again Crow: No, I’d say you need to be forgiven, for this “poem.” Where’s the rhyming? Where’s the smooth jazz? That alone satisfies me Tom: Oh, it’s all about YOU isn’t it? Every single thing in the world has to revolve around you! Of course, I won't say I haven't grown Joel: I’ve gotten one inch taller in the past year. For I have, and I have learnedTo treasure my friends Crow: Now we know!Tom: And knowing is half the battle. And respect, too of course Joel: I’d say you need to learn one more thing-that you can’t just call anything a poem if you just break up the words. Because people also treasure objectsAnd if we don't respect our friendsThen aren't they merely our objects? Crow: Hey, I respect my Winnie the Pooh toy just fine, thank you very much!Tom: Is it over? Please tell me it’s over.Joel: Yeah, it’s done, don’t worry guys.*The bots breathe a sigh of relief*Tom: I’ll take any movie Forrester’s got over THIS.Joel: I thought it was very heartfelt and genuine.Crow: And I loved watching Waterworld.Joel: Will you drop Waterworld already? I said I was sorry-oh, wait, here come the Mads again. Well, folks, we’ll see you later. Right now we have to watch another great movie from Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 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Xazeon Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Nice bump^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Darklink401? Woah, you've done a hell of a lot of spamming in Clubs/Orgs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Not spamming >,> I just post a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Not spamming >' date='> I just post a lot.[/quote'] ...In Clubs & Orgs, no less. Which means it's spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Can I be an insensitive douche and laugh at this? Or do I have to be sympathetic to you about this? Either way, it's good to be sorry about whatever the hell you did. Cause I didn't read it all. I just know you're sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Not spamming >' date='> I just post a lot.[/quote'] ...In Clubs & Orgs, no less. Which means it's spam. that much spam though? He would've been banned like 4 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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