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At my old house in Michigan during the summer, these huge black and orange cockroaches invaded our house. One time we pulled into our driveway, and there were about 200 of them on the garage door. I'm not joking. Oh, and did I mention they could fly???? Well, it actually wasn't so bad because they are very stupid and don't know when I'm coming up behind them to kill them.

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At my old house in Michigan during the summer' date=' these huge black and orange cockroaches invaded our house. One time we pulled into our driveway, and there were about 200 of them on the garage door. I'm not joking. Oh, and did I mention they could fly???? Well, it actually wasn't so bad because they are very stupid and don't know when I'm coming up behind them to kill them.

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You mean boxelder(I don't know how it's spelled D:) bugs?

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At my old house in Michigan during the summer' date=' these huge black and orange cockroaches invaded our house. One time we pulled into our driveway, and there were about 200 of them on the garage door. I'm not joking. Oh, and did I mention they could fly???? Well, it actually wasn't so bad because they are very stupid and don't know when I'm coming up behind them to kill them.

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Killing insects is fun, when they are invading. =D

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Best defenses against roaches:

 

The Wunderwaffe DG-2 :

 

A jar and some honey

 

A lizard

 

A U.S. Marine from the 1950's

 

Poison

 

I suggest to kill Roaches, get a jar. Open jar. Fill the bottom with honey and leave open in a hidden area. Wait. Come back next morning to see roaches trapped and unable to move.

 

I hate roaches, I hate bugs that won't die in my ant farm, and I hate rats.

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At my old house in Michigan during the summer' date=' these huge black and orange cockroaches invaded our house. One time we pulled into our driveway, and there were about 200 of them on the garage door. I'm not joking. Oh, and did I mention they could fly???? Well, it actually wasn't so bad because they are very stupid and don't know when I'm coming up behind them to kill them.

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You mean boxelder(I don't know how it's spelled D:) bugs?

 

I think they might have been, the name sounds familiar.

 

At my old house in Michigan during the summer' date=' these huge black and orange cockroaches invaded our house. One time we pulled into our driveway, and there were about 200 of them on the garage door. I'm not joking. Oh, and did I mention they could fly???? Well, it actually wasn't so bad because they are very stupid and don't know when I'm coming up behind them to kill them.

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Killing insects is fun, when they are invading. =D

 

Yeah, expecially when I use my super evil bug electrocuter thingy.

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I got rats, I was in my room with a bb gun and I shot at a wall, from the little hole it made I heard a squeak and a little line of blood came out from it.

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