So like, my puppy got electrocuted. D:

[Yankee]

I still don't remember why I licked a taser.

 

For a dollar' date=' would you...?

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No, I was just that bored.

 

*licks battery*

 

Thah huht mah tongue

 

Microwave a chocolate chip cookie for 20 + seconds, then immediately eat it. <3

 

That hurts too, try eating a marshmallow fresh out of the fire. :D

 

That's easy. But the chocolate chip cookie thing is painful...and tastes good for ONLY the first few seconds, before your taste buds say "F*ck you, a**hole!"

 

As in the marshmallow is still on fire.

 

Still easy. The fire goes out as soon as there is no air. Put it in your mouth, and close your mouth right away.

 

I put a hot iron on my face and pressed the steam button.

 

May I ask why?

 

i was 6.

 

At 6, you have learned the basics of common sense.

You're reason is invalid.

[Guest Random Dude]

I still don't remember why I licked a taser.

 

For a dollar' date=' would you...?

[/quote']

 

No, I was just that bored.

 

*licks battery*

 

Thah huht mah tongue

 

Microwave a chocolate chip cookie for 20 + seconds, then immediately eat it. <3

 

That hurts too, try eating a marshmallow fresh out of the fire. :D

 

That's easy. But the chocolate chip cookie thing is painful...and tastes good for ONLY the first few seconds, before your taste buds say "F*ck you, a**hole!"

 

As in the marshmallow is still on fire.

 

Still easy. The fire goes out as soon as there is no air. Put it in your mouth, and close your mouth right away.

 

I put a hot iron on my face and pressed the steam button.

 

May I ask why?

 

i was 6.

 

At 6, you have learned the basics of common sense.

You're reason is invalid.

 

I grew up in Mexico, and I was still stupid.

[Yankee]

^ Was? Ha.

[Guest Random Dude]

^ Was? Ha.

 

I saw steam coming out of it and thought it was cold air, big mistake.

[.Frostpaw]

^ Was? Ha.

 

I saw steam coming out of it and thought it was cold air' date=' big mistake.

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I'd sig this if there was room in my sig.

[Shradow]

Once, my aunt was ironing clothes, and her dog started chewing on the wire and got electrocuted (I lol at it, don't get angry).

 

I'm surprised the iron still worked.

[Yankee]

Once' date=' my aunt was ironing clothes, and her dog started chewing on the wire and got electrocuted (I lol at it, don't get angry).

 

I'm surprised the iron still worked.

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But the dog was broken.

[Fidel Castro]

But at least the dog didn't need to get fixed.

[Flinsbon]

I'm glad your dog is okay, Eury.

 

BTW, I'm glad I clicked on your thread and read the story because, according to the title of the thread, your dog was shocked and died.

 

Be careful what you say, people, because the word "electrocuted" means "shocked an killed". Electrocuted = Electro + (Exe)cuted because it was originally used when referring to executing someone by electric chair.

 

Therefore, saying "I electrocuted myself" or "I was electrocuted" doesn't actually make sense because that implies that you are dead.

[Wuu.]

was with a friend and we were going to his grandfather's farm he tripped, and fell on an electric net. His back was fuxed up.

[ShadowLugia]

My friend had messed up wires on his gallery but in the inside of the concrete. It just finished raining and I had a drumstick and he told me to touch and I did and I got electrocuted. Then for some reason it was like such a low voltage so I grabed my older brother and touched it again but electrocuted both of us.... LOL! good times.....

[PANDORUM™]

I once grabbed and electric fence, nothing happened to me so we thought it was off, then my little brother grabs it and it was so funny he flew backwards and started laughing and crying at the same time XD

[ShadowLugia]

LOL

[Enrise]

Erm, how do I put this in a 1 sentence story:

 

Well, let's just say that in the end, I had to go to the hospital.

 

@ShadowLugia: Spoiler in your sig. And no spam.

[ayy lmao]

Never been electrocuted and nobody around me has either. And I found this video, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80647819/

[Raiza]

Never been electrocuted and nobody around me has either. And I found this video' date=' http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80647819/

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OMG that is bad......

 

I been tricked by a electric pen so when you click it, you get shocked -_-

[Mehmani]

Never been electrocuted and nobody around me has either. And I found this video' date=' http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80647819/

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As The Mask would say:

 

SMOKIN'-----------

[BulletMan]

Pikachu.

 

I love that thing where in animation, people whom are electrified have their skeletons showing. :D

[Cowboy Dan]

I like to shock myself on my electric fence :)

EMO FTW!

[Xazeon]

I like to shock myself on my electric fence :)

EMO FTW!

 

You must be a charmer with the ladies.

[Lazer Yoshi]

I electrocuted myself with some box thingy where you hold two things and then they shock you.

[Cowboy Dan]

I like to shock myself on my electric fence :)

EMO FTW!

 

You must be a charmer with the ladies.

 

"Hey, what's up, Vistian?"

"I'm just shock- ow - ing myself on th- ow - is electric- ow - fence- ow -"

"Oh, that's so hot!"

:D

[Enrise]

I like to shock myself on my electric fence :)

EMO FTW!

 

You're not emo.

You're a masochist.

 

>_____>

[Xazeon]

I like to shock myself on my electric fence :)

EMO FTW!

 

You must be a charmer with the ladies.

 

"Hey' date=' what's up, Vistian?"

"I'm just shock- ow - ing myself on th- ow - is electric- ow - fence- ow -"

"Oh, that's so hot!"

:D

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Don't lie to yourself. That will never happen.

[έκλειψη]

I'm pretty sure being electrocuted means you died from the electricity. You guys have just been shocked, unless someone had to restart your heart... Anyways, it's not attractive to be shocked; it's attractive to drown your skin by swimming. Yeah, that's right; just your skin.