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Chuck Norris was never funny.

 

That is all.

 

This.

 

Biatches' date=' Chuck norris is hilarious =D.

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He's about as funny as Pichu.

 

This.

 

Chuck a pitiful, idiotic, overly dramatized excuse for an internet meme. I say we burn anyone who finds jokes about him funny.

 

BURN THE WITCH!

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Chuck is cool' date=' yo. His TV show is awesomesauce, and I find some of his jokes funny.

 

I dare any of you to flame me.

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You are a faggot.

 

 

 

YAY IGNORANCE

 

But it's YCM, so what else should I expect?

 

Chuck Norris doesn't own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. :3

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Chuck is cool' date=' yo. His TV show is awesomesauce, and I find some of his jokes funny.

 

I dare any of you to flame me.

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You are a faggot.

 

YAY IGNORANCE

 

You're using that word.

 

I don't think you know what it means.

 

You forgot I was here' date=' didn't you? =/

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Should I care?

The fact that I am a super, and flames should make that answer a yes.

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Chuck is cool' date=' yo. His TV show is awesomesauce, and I find some of his jokes funny.

 

I dare any of you to flame me.

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You are a faggot.

 

YAY IGNORANCE

 

You're using that word.

 

I don't think you know what it means.

 

 

 

I'm perfectly aware what it means. <_________<

 

Btw, it's fagot. All you did was call me a bundle of sticks, retard.

 

ON TOPIC: Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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You forgot I was here' date=' didn't you? =/

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Should I care?

The fact that I am a super, and flames should make that answer a yes.

 

Cool~ : D

 

Btw' date=' it's fagot. All you did was call me a bundle of sticks, retard.

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Google Search "Define: baka"

 

Definitions of "baka" on the web:

ornament or join (fabric) by baka stitch

fasten together rods of iron in order to heat or weld them

fagot: offensive term for an openly homosexual man

 

 

Synonyms to each other.

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Not synonyms, just related words cause their spellings are pretty much identical.

 

And wth. Dictionary.com is gay. They switched the definitions for 'fagot' and 'baka'.

 

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My apologies for any hostility.

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Youburn people that find his jokes funny? Try to burn me then ^_\\\

 

Chuck Norris doesn't play dodge ball' date=' the balls play dodge Chuck.

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It took me about a minute to realize you aren't referring to YouTube or something like that.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris once fueled a semi-trailer with his jizz, that trailer is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris once fueled a semi-trailer with his jizz' date=' that trailer is now known as Optimus Prime.

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[spoiler=This]

Van_Semi-Trailer_Aluminum_Sheet.jpg

 

[spoiler=turned into this?]

OptimusPrime_2.jpg

 

 

The other half, I forgot what it was called.

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I actually spent all day watching Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck rocks. =D

 

....

 

<_<

 

>_>

 

I'm starting to smell a Chuck Norris club in the brewing.

 

Oh awesome!

You had to f***ing say it... >_>

 

Yes, yes he did.

Next thing you know they'll be little chucks running around.

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I actually spent all day watching Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck rocks. =D

 

....

 

<_<

 

>_>

 

I'm starting to smell a Chuck Norris club in the brewing.

 

Oh awesome!

You had to f***ing say it... >_>

 

Yes' date=' yes he did.

Next thing you know they'll be little chucks running around.

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Then you'll see me and my friends killing them.

 

I will.

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