We did not evolve from chimps.

[Womi]

That's true, as humans and chimps are something like a "split evolution" from a common ancestor.

[Jаy Jаy]

World joke that Atheists are monkeys.

Anyway, no they did not. Humans were created by God. If a hairy, (for warmth) strong (for mating and such), and lovable Curious George animal evolved into a naked weak George Bush human, I would laugh @ evolution.

[Womi]

World joke that Atheists are monkeys.

Anyway, no they did not. Humans were created by God. If a hairy, (for warmth) strong (for mating and such), and lovable Curious George animal evolved into a naked weak George Bush human, I would laugh @ evolution.

 

Right now, I'm laughing at something else.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

Supposedly we and giant redwood trees are descended from the same thing.

yes! im going to grow really really all and live for hundreds of years *high five*

 

 

evolution is awesome

[Dr. Cakey]

yes! im going to grow really really all and live for hundreds of years *high five*

 

 

evolution is awesome

This is exactly how evolution works.

 

*hopes for Crab Helmet Wrath from on High*

[Great Unclean One: VK]

World joke that Atheists are monkeys.

Anyway, no they did not. Humans were created by God. If a hairy, (for warmth) strong (for mating and such), and lovable Curious George animal evolved into a naked weak George Bush human, I would laugh @ evolution.

 

Are you a f***ing idiot?

 

Okay fine.

 

Screw it.

 

From your logic then, GOD IS AWESOME SAUCE.

 

He's awesome for letting his son die and becoming a cosmic Jewish zombie.

 

He's awesome for letting hate and racism into the world.

 

He's awesome for war and diseases.

 

He's awesome for letting people have small penises because they play easy mode on Touhou.

 

He's awesome for not appearing to people when they need him the most.

 

He's awesome for letting man forget and disprove his existence.

 

He's awesome for letting millions of people kill other millions of people in his name even though he said not to kill people.

 

He's awesome for letting me try to join the Church of Satan and then fail.

 

He's awesome for letting perverts rape and kill women and children.

 

Yeah.

 

Your lord is awesome.

 

Anyhow, humans and all live evolved from bacterium when we were introduced to new environments.

 

We changed to adapt and live.

 

The strongest and most built to adapt, change, and survive lived and populated the world.

 

The first cell was created when amino chains were created and a shred of protein formed and made a membrane.

 

Then the cell divided after eating and growing.

 

One became two, two became four and so on.

 

Then different types of cells came into existence.

 

Then one day, a bacterium adsorbed but didn't digested some other cells. Those cells made sugars and food for the cell thus it growing more and becoming more common.

 

This is slightly proven today by the fact that the mitochondria has it's own sets of DNA separate from the cell.

 

Also,

 

*presses Crab signal*

[Womi]

*Sends light signal with a big "C" on the sky above Gotham Waisee'em City*

[Dictator7]

Are you a f***ing idiot?

 

Okay fine.

 

Screw it.

 

From your logic then, GOD IS AWESOME SAUCE.

 

He's awesome for letting his son die and becoming a cosmic Jewish zombie.

 

He's awesome for letting hate and racism into the world.

 

He's awesome for war and diseases.

 

He's awesome for letting people have small penises because they play easy mode on Touhou.

 

He's awesome for not appearing to people when they need him the most.

 

He's awesome for letting man forget and disprove his existence.

 

He's awesome for letting millions of people kill other millions of people in his name even though he said not to kill people.

 

He's awesome for letting me try to join the Church of Satan and then fail.

 

He's awesome for letting perverts rape and kill women and children.

 

Yeah.

 

Your lord is awesome.

 

Anyhow, humans and all live evolved from bacterium when we were introduced to new environments.

 

We changed to adapt and live.

 

The strongest and most built to adapt, change, and survive lived and populated the world.

 

The first cell was created when amino chains were created and a shred of protein formed and made a membrane.

 

Then the cell divided after eating and growing.

 

One became two, two became four and so on.

 

Then different types of cells came into existence.

 

Then one day, a bacterium adsorbed but didn't digested some other cells. Those cells made sugars and food for the cell thus it growing more and becoming more common.

 

This is slightly proven today by the fact that the mitochondria has it's own sets of DNA separate from the cell.

 

Also,

 

*presses Crab signal*

 

Jewish Zombie, Hilarious. It's one thing to think that God just made us out of thin air a long time ago, but in today's modern world we have science to prove that we have evolved. So people who still believe that we just appeared must have some kind of issue.

[-Resistance-]

Are you a f***ing idiot?

 

Okay fine.

 

Screw it.

 

From your logic then, GOD IS AWESOME SAUCE.

 

My logic, too.

 

He's awesome for letting his son die and becoming a cosmic Jewish zombie.

 

WTF. Stop saying sh*t if you dont know.

 

He's awesome for letting hate and racism into the world.

 

He punished the people who were mean to eachother.That's why there's diseases.

 

He's awesome for war and diseases.

 

He tried to make people be nice to eachother, but they didnt listen to him, and he'd punish them

 

He's awesome for letting people have small penises because they play easy mode on Touhou.

 

That's just gay man.

 

He's awesome for not appearing to people when they need him the most.

 

Actually he does appear.Dumb*ss.Maybe some people dont deserve.

 

He's awesome for letting man forget and disprove his existence.

 

Not really because more amount of people believe in God then people who dont.

 

He's awesome for letting millions of people kill other millions of people in his name even though he said not to kill people.

 

If you didnt know, people in the army pray to God before they go to sleep and before a war happens.He didnt want people to kill eachother.People chose that.

 

He's awesome for letting me try to join the Church of Satan and then fail.

 

God wants people to worship himself, because God's the ultimate being.

 

He's awesome for letting perverts rape and kill women and children.

 

People chose on themselves.If you read the bible, people use to kill eachother and he used to punish the people who killed other people.

 

Yeah.

 

Your lord is awesome.

 

Anyhow, humans and all live evolved from bacterium when we were introduced to new environments.

 

We changed to adapt and live.

 

The strongest and most built to adapt, change, and survive lived and populated the world.

 

The first cell was created when amino chains were created and a shred of protein formed and made a membrane.

 

Then the cell divided after eating and growing.

 

One became two, two became four and so on.

 

Then different types of cells came into existence.

 

Then one day, a bacterium adsorbed but didn't digested some other cells. Those cells made sugars and food for the cell thus it growing more and becoming more common.

 

This is slightly proven today by the fact that the mitochondria has it's own sets of DNA separate from the cell.

 

Also,

 

*presses Crab signal*

Your trying to act smart, but you failed.Your only copying this from a site or collecting "information" from people who dont know sh*t and putting it all together like you made it up.Next time, think.

And if you believe in Satan, you must belive in God.

[Dr. Cakey]

Your trying to act smart, but you failed.Your only copying this from a site or collecting "information" from people who dont know sh*t and putting it all together like you made it up.Next time, think.

And if you believe in Satan, you must belive in God.

You're trying to act smart, but you failed (tense agreement). Your responses are even worse than the average excuses for God. Here goes...

 

Are you a f***ing idiot?

 

Okay fine.

 

Screw it.

 

From your logic then, GOD IS AWESOME SAUCE.

 

My logic, too.

 

He's awesome for letting his son die and becoming a cosmic Jewish zombie.

 

WTF. Stop saying sh*t if you dont know.

 

Jesus would very clearly be a zombie. Someone who dies and rises from the dead would be a zombie, right? Or are you complaining about the 'Jewish' bit? Because you'd be wrong there, too.

 

He's awesome for letting hate and racism into the world.

 

He punished the people who were mean to eachother.That's why there's diseases.

 

So...God punishes some people for what other people did, by creating disease? I thought only cruel, oppressive dictatorships punished everyone for the actions of a few!

 

He's awesome for war and diseases.

 

He tried to make people be nice to eachother, but they didnt listen to him, and he'd punish them

 

Any intelligent omnipotent deity would be pro-active rather than reactive. Like, by making it hard to go to war, or maybe...making people not enjoy violence?

 

He's awesome for letting people have small penises because they play easy mode on Touhou.

 

That's just gay man.

 

lolgayurgoin2hel

You're talking to VK-Duelist. Try not to read too much into stuff like this. It just...comes out, no matter how serious he's being.

 

He's awesome for not appearing to people when they need him the most.

 

Actually he does appear.Dumb*ss.Maybe some people dont deserve.

 

It would be illogical for God to appear to those who "deserve" to see Him. It's called preaching to the choir - it's like masturbation, except in the form of rhetoric.

 

He's awesome for letting man forget and disprove his existence.

 

Not really because more amount of people believe in God then people who dont.

 

Correction, more people believe in a god or gods, than don't. If the CIA's estimates are accurate, approximately 33% of the world is in some way Christian. About 13% of the world is "non-religious", leaving 54% of the world full of heathens and infidels.

 

He's awesome for letting millions of people kill other millions of people in his name even though he said not to kill people.

 

If you didnt know, people in the army pray to God before they go to sleep and before a war happens.He didnt want people to kill eachother.People chose that.

 

If I'm reading this correctly, because some people participating in the war pray, it doesn't count. Also, once again, why did He create a people who so enjoy violence?

 

He's awesome for letting me try to join the Church of Satan and then fail.

 

God wants people to worship himself, because God's the ultimate being.

 

Someone who claims to be perfect is therefore no longer perfect, because they are prideful. Yeah, I just trolled God.

 

He's awesome for letting perverts rape and kill women and children.

 

People chose on themselves.If you read the bible, people use to kill eachother and he used to punish the people who killed other people.

 

Strange how he doesn't do that anymore...I guess it's okay now, right?

 

Yeah.

 

Your lord is awesome.

 

Anyhow, humans and all live evolved from bacterium when we were introduced to new environments.

 

We changed to adapt and live.

 

The strongest and most built to adapt, change, and survive lived and populated the world.

 

The first cell was created when amino chains were created and a shred of protein formed and made a membrane.

 

Then the cell divided after eating and growing.

 

One became two, two became four and so on.

 

Then different types of cells came into existence.

 

Then one day, a bacterium adsorbed but didn't digested some other cells. Those cells made sugars and food for the cell thus it growing more and becoming more common.

 

This is slightly proven today by the fact that the mitochondria has it's own sets of DNA separate from the cell.

 

Also,

 

*presses Crab signal*

Speaking of Crab Signal, I made this and was looking for a chance to use it...*rummages through computer*

 

[-Resistance-]

You're trying to act smart, but you failed (tense agreement). Your responses are even worse than the average excuses for God. Here goes...

 

 

Speaking of Crab Signal, I made this and was looking for a chance to use it...*rummages through computer*

 

Read the Bible and and maybe you'll learn something

[Dr. Cakey]

Read the Bible and and maybe you'll learn something

I have read the Bible. I go to Catholic School.

 

Try again.

[Dark]

One problem with your card is "fallacy(s)". This is implying that if it need be plural, you add an "s". I do believe the correct OCG is "fallacy(/ies)".

 

Also, I hate to say it, but you don't learn much from the Bible. Like, in terms of factual information.

 

 

[Dr. Cakey]

One problem with your card is "fallacy(s)". This is implying that if it need be plural, you add an "s". I do believe the correct OCG is "fallacy(/ies)".

 

Also, I hate to say it, but you don't learn much from the Bible. Like, in terms of factual information.

I don't believe any OCG term that has had an (s) appended to it has had a stem change. So there's no way to tell.

 

The Bible has over a thousand pages. It must say SOMETHING. I don't know what, but...uh...

[Skarlet]

Are you a f***ing idiot?

 

Okay fine.

 

Screw it.

 

From your logic then, GOD IS AWESOME SAUCE.

 

He is.

 

He's awesome for letting his son die and becoming a cosmic Jewish zombie.

 

The Jews don't even follow jesus, and claim he was nothing more than a heretic, for claiming to be the son of God...Derp

 

He's awesome for letting hate and racism into the world.

 

That was people and satan, and God believes in free will, so he'll let people hate, if he doesn't then it's not truely free will.

 

He's awesome for war and diseases.

 

People and satan

 

He's awesome for letting people have small penises because they play easy mode on Touhou.

 

Because this totally matters.

 

He's awesome for not appearing to people when they need him the most.

 

Come lead my life, loose your father to cancer, bleed to the point of nearly being hospitalised, be pushed away by your family, stabbed in the back by your friends, and boyfriend (yes, god also permits Gays, raise an issue with that and see what happens) Then, end up on the floor in a church in the most indisturbable peace ever, seeing God's face and knowing his presence.

 

He's awesome for letting man forget and disprove his existence.

 

lolbigbang...Either God, or helium was eternal, my guess is God.

 

He's awesome for letting millions of people kill other millions of people in his name even though he said not to kill people.

 

People and Satan

 

He's awesome for letting me try to join the Church of Satan and then fail.

 

Yes, he is awesome for that...

 

He's awesome for letting perverts rape and kill women and children.

 

People. And. Satan.

 

Yeah.

 

Your lord is awesome.

 

Anyhow, humans and all live evolved from bacterium when we were introduced to new environments.

 

We changed to adapt and live.

 

The strongest and most built to adapt, change, and survive lived and populated the world.

 

The first cell was created when amino chains were created and a shred of protein formed and made a membrane.

 

Then the cell divided after eating and growing.

 

One became two, two became four and so on.

 

Then different types of cells came into existence.

 

Then one day, a bacterium adsorbed but didn't digested some other cells. Those cells made sugars and food for the cell thus it growing more and becoming more common.

 

This is slightly proven today by the fact that the mitochondria has it's own sets of DNA separate from the cell.

 

Also,

 

*presses Crab signal*

[Dr. Cakey]

"People and Satan" is an invalid argument, because it sets God up as a deity who set up the universe to watch people suffer. Why, pray tell, is God unable to prevent Satan from spreading evil? Oh, he's not incapable? He's going to stop Satan later. Okay, but why not now? Because he wants to test people, I suppose. Which is probably one of the shittiest reasons ever.

 

Come lead my life' date=' loose your father to cancer, bleed to the point of nearly being hospitalised, be pushed away by your family, stabbed in the back by your friends, and boyfriend (yes, god also permits Gays, raise an issue with that and see what happens) Then, end up on the floor in a church in the most indisturbable peace ever, seeing God's face and knowing his presence.[/quote']

This raises two distinct points. First, you are committing the logical fallacy that because it happened to one person, it happens to everyone. Fun fact: it doesn't.

The second point, rather off-topic, is that God does not permit gays. You know how I know? The Church doesn't, and the Church is the voice of God. Go figure.

 

lolbigbang...Either God' date=' or helium was eternal, my guess is God.[/quote']

The word you're looking for is "hydrogen" not helium. From there, you have go on to the fact that hydrogen was not the form of the big bang, but in fact energy condensed into subatomic particles, since energy and matter are equivalent.

 

Either way, you're attempting to state that the existence of the universe requires the existence of God, when you have not checked to see if there are any universes not created by a god(s). There is no law I know of that states universes must be created by gods.

 

The Jews don't even follow jesus' date=' and claim he was nothing more than a heretic, for claiming to be the son of God...Derp[/quote']

Jesus was a Jew.

 

lrn2bible

[-Athena-]

I agree with the title.

The whole idea is utterly stupid.

[The Dark One]

Belief in a concept of free will, as applied to religion, betrays a lack of understanding of even the most basic logic. How the old "free will" rhetoric can still exist today is beyond me. If God created the universe, that means that he is responsible for everything in the universe. Full stop. Attributing "good" acts to Him and "bad" acts to people or to Satan not only implies that God is not, afterall, omnipotent, and therefore also not a god, but in the latter case, also manages to imply that Satan himself is on equal footing with God, creating a two-God system which rather directly contradicts the catechism. God must be responsible for all evil things in this world if he is to be considered responsible for anything at all. If God created people, then he must have created the evil within them. If God created Satan, then he must have created the evil within him as well.

 

The answer? A morally apathetic god. He doesn't care. he made the world this way.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Read the Bible and and maybe you'll learn something

 

The bible is full of contradictions and mostly lies.

 

All it does is to teach us to be nice and to like everyone.

 

I've been forced to go to church and they priest bullshit.

 

Sure, it would be IDEAL if we CAN ALL follow it, but sadly in life we won't.

 

NOW, read a bible that's equally and slightly makes more sense.

 

 

Written by a man who knew what he was talking about, he witnessed the hypocrisy of the bible himself, and is a wonderful piece of work.

 

He knew that people won't play nice with each other.

 

He knew that it's impossible that people will like each other.

 

He knew that in school, teachers are being overworked for what their suppose to do.

[Dark]

Also, where does it say that God has the power to exist before the universe was created? Most say that the Big Bang is false because hydrogen could not exist without something creating it. Same logic applies; God should not be able to exist without something creating him/her/it. Apparently, by most religious scholars, God can exist without something creating him/her/it. But hydrogen can't? Explain the logic behind that, please. <3

 

All it does is to teach us to be nice and to like everyone.

 

Because every single Christian is nice and likes everyone, amirite?!

 

Anyways, we are WAY off topic. The title is correct, and evolution is a fact. I'm pretty sure Chaos Pudding and/or Crab Helmet has explained that enough, so can everyone just shut up? +1 post count is fun, admittedly, but dealing with idiots is not as fun. D:

[Great Unclean One: VK]

 

Anyways, we are WAY off topic. The title is correct, and evolution is a fact. I'm pretty sure Chaos Pudding and/or Crab Helmet has explained that enough, so can everyone just shut up? +1 post count is fun, admittedly, but dealing with idiots is not as fun. D:

 

How do you think I feel?

 

I have to deal with idiots 24/7.

 

Such as myself.

[Darkest Hour]

They don't teach evolution in my school.

 

It pissed me off because I didn't know what it was and had to look it up on wikipedia.

[Dr. Cakey]

They don't teach evolution in my school.

 

It pissed me off because I didn't know what it was and had to look it up on wikipedia.

There are lots of great YouTube videos on the subject. Anyone who wants to get an education/be brainwashed by socialist fascist Satanists should check out http://www.youtube.com/cdk007

 

He explains evolution, abiogenesis, and the evolution of things like multicellular life, sexual reproduction, and the brain.

 

EDIT: Where do you live?

[Dark]

Yes, I would love to know what country you live in.

 

socialist fascist Satanists

 

I'm fairly sure that the correct term is "socialist fascist communist atheists". I could be wrong, I haven't brushed up on my fight against evolutionism.

[Hydra of Ages]

I was actually rather surprised to hear some parts of America didn't teach evolution. It was one of the first things we learned in biology over here in Canada, and we worked with the evolution of bacteria for quite a while- so its kind of odd to find those ignorant on the subject.