Noahs Ark

[Guest tonymann]

okay we all know the story of noahs ark

 

Guy makes a giant boat puts two of each animal in it and sails for 40 days and nights. but how is it possible for one family to build a giant boat and be able to travel the world and honestly grab two of each animal. furthermore how did no animals die in the ark without their natural habitat.

 

My question is what if Noahs Ark was a DNA Bank.

Think about it.

[Guest]

This topic is stupid even by YCM's standards. It gets details of the original story wrong (the Ark admitted one pair each only of the unclean animals, but of clean animals and birds it took seven), while the theory it proposes fails to answer the objections the it raises to the original story (how does being a DNA bank make it any easier for Noah to acquire samples of each species?), makes the most ridiculous assumptions about what should and should not be read literally (why can you accept that a flood destroyed the world and that the only survivors were contained on a single boat but not that the animals on the boat might survive when God's magical god-powers want them to survive?), and just raises further questions (why is there a DNA bank in a time when the peak of technology is big wooden ships? How would it even be used? What does God need with a starship DNA bank anyhow?); all in all, this topic is of an unacceptably low quality on a website where most people are seven-year-olds who make overpowered Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

[Guest tonymann]

This topic is stupid even by YCM's standards. It gets details of the original story wrong (the Ark admitted one pair each only of the unclean animals, but of clean animals and birds it took seven), while the theory it proposes fails to answer the objections the it raises to the original story (how does being a DNA bank make it any easier for Noah to acquire samples of each species?), makes the most ridiculous assumptions about what should and should not be read literally (why can you accept that a flood destroyed the world and that the only survivors were contained on a single boat but not that the animals on the boat might survive when God's magical god-powers want them to survive?), and just raises further questions (why is there a DNA bank in a time when the peak of technology is big wooden ships? How would it even be used? What does God need with a starship DNA bank anyhow?); all in all, this topic is of an unacceptably low quality on a website where most people are seven-year-olds who make overpowered Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

all im tryin to do is spark a debate i didnt want to overdue information, the question about technology is what if aliens were involved with this okay you dont have to be mean about it jeez.

[Smesh]

i as a christian, believe that noah's ark was a parable

[Guest tonymann]

well wat if aliens were not happy with the humans at the time and decided to flood the world and start all over, So in order to save the animals too they made a DNA bank thats why to answer Crabs objection im saying that possibly aliens had a part in it.

[Guest Tainted Black]

I agree with Crab. This is infernally ignorant and random.

 

@Smesh: Noah's called a real man later.

[Guest tonymann]

omg give me one reason why i am ignorant im just telling wat i believe and i want to hear wat other people believe i am far from ignorant.

[Dr. Cakey]

wut

 

Are you presenting the possibility that aliens collected DNA samples of all the creatures of the world, then flooded it because they wanted humanity to start over?

 

Can we accept the possibility that the story of the flood might just HAPPEN to be a story of a particularly severe flood in the Fertile Crescent. Taking basic details of the story to be true, it is likely that at this particular time some person in the area predicted the flood, and built a large boat into which he loaded his family and holdings. Possible? Possible?

[Βyakuya]

I laughed when I saw this thread.

 

And they say they found where Noah's Ark was. Seriously, I just don't know.

[RestLess-BoTics]

Ayye, continue this discussion in the other 'Noah's ark' thread, located in the general section.