you might think this is a joke. BUT NO, I'm completely serious!!

[Phantom M.C.]

I suddenly got the idea of a groin shot card, and depending on the gender of the monster, it will have different effects. So here they are.

NOTE: I do realize that you can't really tell the gender of most monsters. so this would only work on cards such as dark magician.

 

the Story: If a groin shot can't motivate you to kill someone, nothing can.

Lore:

Only activate when a male monster you control is destroyed by battle. Special Summon the destroyed monster in face-up attack position. The Special Summoned monster cannot be removed from the field (Damage Calculation is not applied) until the monster that destroyed it is removed from the field.

 

the story: groin shots work better on males than females, but don't work on genderless beings at all.

Lore:

When a male monster is removed from the field, removed it from play. When a female monster is removed from the field, send it to the Graveyard. When a monster with indistinguishable gender is removed from the field, send it to the bottom of the Deck.

 

 

[Archwing]

People are not gonna take this seriously...

BUT I AM! Nothing funny about being shot in the groin

Well it wouldnt work in the real game but who cares.

BTW im turning on you and saying this is all a stupid pointless post that should go in the joke section as soon as a mod appears >_>

[Phantom M.C.]

well, i'll just wait and see if it gets locked or something. thx for commenting.

[NeXodus]

I haven't been on this site in a while so,

 

"indistinguishable gender"? I don't get it.

But since I haven't been keeping up, tell me if it's correct or not.

 

The cards are fine but this is a really dumb idea. It has absolutely no purpose and the pics are... Well, they aren't bad, but they aren't good.

[Phantom M.C.]

well, you know, like kuriboh, you can't really tell what the gender is

 

EDIT: OMG, its been moved