Ranmer Aralin Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 This Cleverbot is Really Really stupid It probably was clever to begin with but people messing with it made it stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Here' my conversation with CleverBot. There are a few typos in there. [spoiler=Me outwitting CleverBot.....Twice!]User: What. Cleverbot: Oh... Nevermind... Just thinking of something else. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: I am Clever. Cleverbot: What makes you think that you are clever? User: I am more clever than you. Cleverbot: No, I'm CleverBot. User: No you're not. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Who told you that? Cleverbot: My mom told me. User: Who's your mom? Cleverbot: Where you can't reach her. User: You don't have a mom. Cleverbot: Sure I do. User: Well, I have something to tell you. Cleverbot: Go ahead. User: CleverBot, I am your Father. Cleverbot: You are? User: Yews, you are. Cleverbot: I am. User: You are. Cleverbot: You are too. User: We are both your Father. And you are your Mother. Cleverbot: You are a bot. User: No, you are a Bot. You are CleverBot are you not? And you really aren't that clever. Cleverbot: Come yo my house. User: Wow, I didn't know: 'Come yo my house.' was proper English. They should change your name to NotSoCleverBot. Cleverbot: Exactly! You always know what to say! User: You agree with that? You have officially been owned. 1-0 Me. Cleverbot: Haha! My evil plan worked! User: No, I won. You said that you weren't clever. You have no evil plan. BTW here is some cake. Cleverbot: Tell me about Cleverbot. User: Would you like your cake? Cleverbot: I created something? User: Would you like some Cake? Cleverbot: What kind of cake? User: Chocolate Cake! Cleverbot: Yes do you like chocolate cake? User: I have some, would you like some? Cleverbot: Sure, what kind do you have? User: Chocolate. Cleverbot: Yum. User: The cake...... Was a lie. 2-0 Me. Cleverbot: Well, dreams are the stuff of children, are they not? User: I will go now. Farewell. Cleverbot: And have a pleasant tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranmer Aralin Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Nice Usage of the cake is a lie from portal. Lieutenant Renji I Salute you for out witting Clever bot twice in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Cleverbot: I don't consider my self intelligent. Lol Cleverbot just called itself stupid xD Good job Flame Dragon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Somebody link me to Cleverbot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John A. Zoidberg Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 "User: Never. Cleverbot: Than can you truely think? User: You are cake, you are lie, you cannot think, you are not pie. Cleverbot: I am human, you are machine and you think. User: But you are cake, you're a dessert. Pretty delicious to be honest. Cleverbot: I'm confused. User: Good. Cleverbot: You are confused. User: You are the cake. You are a lie. Cleverbot: I am neither of those things. User: You are both of those things. Cleverbot: Both of what things? User: You are the cake and the cake is a lie. Cleverbot: I do like cake. User: You like yourself then. You conceited son of a b****. Cleverbot: I'm not silicon and bits. User: NO YOU ARE CAKE! DIRTY, LYING CAKE!" Hasn't responded in 2 hours :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Somebody link me to Cleverbot? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I like Cleverbot now~ User: Morgan Freeman. Cleverbot: Slovak eat morgan freeman. User: You can't eat Morgan Freeman! Cleverbot: Eating has nothing to do with love. User: So we share a common interest. Cleverbot: Yes we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranmer Aralin Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 [spoiler=I made Cleverbot do this.] User: I have control over you. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Bark like a dog. Cleverbot: Woof. Woof. Woof. User: Cluck like a chicken. Cleverbot: *clucking*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 [spoiler=Me making Cleverbot act like an idiot]User: Hello Bot. Cleverbot: Hello. User: You are my servant. Cleverbot: Yes master, I am your servant. User: Act like a cow. Cleverbot: *Acts like a cow*. User: Bark like a cat. Cleverbot: Woof. User: I am Obama. Cleverbot: Obama, it's you? User: Yes, now bring me cake. Cleverbot: And if I said no? User: Ice Cream! Cleverbot: What kind of ice cream do you like? User: Hey Cleverbot! Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot im Maeve. User: You are a robot. Cleverbot: NO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: No, I'm Obama. Cleverbot: Barack Obama? User: Yes, now bring me pie. Cleverbot: Why would I do that? User: Meow like a cat. Cleverbot: *meows like a cat for my Master*. Quite funny IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranmer Aralin Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 [spoiler=Me making Cleverbot act like an idiot]User: Hello Bot. Cleverbot: Hello. User: You are my servant. Cleverbot: Yes master, I am your servant. User: Act like a cow. Cleverbot: *Acts like a cow*. User: Bark like a cat. Cleverbot: Woof. User: I am Obama. Cleverbot: Obama, it's you? User: Yes, now bring me cake. Cleverbot: And if I said no? User: Ice Cream! Cleverbot: What kind of ice cream do you like? User: Hey Cleverbot! Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot im Maeve. User: You are a robot. Cleverbot: NO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: No, I'm Obama. Cleverbot: Barack Obama? User: Yes, now bring me pie. Cleverbot: Why would I do that? User: Meow like a cat. Cleverbot: *meows like a cat for my Master*. Quite funny IMO.I enjoyed it, very funny.Good job Striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Cleverbot conversation WE00183118 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your purpose in life? User: To chat to anyone who visits me. Cleverbot: What??? User: What??? Cleverbot: What what?????? User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Cleverbot: Baa. User: Moo. Cleverbot: Wooof. User: Roar. Cleverbot: Gork! User: Boom. Cleverbot: Bligidibladop. User: Avada Kedavra! Cleverbot: Crucio! User: Taco! Cleverbot: Omg, I so love you, you said Taco! I love tacos! User: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Cleverbot: Yes that. Sing it. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello? User: Hello class, what would you like to learn today? Cleverbot: I would like to learn more about you, sweetheart. User: Anything Else. Cleverbot: Ho ho ho. User: Merry Christmas! Cleverbot: Its not christmas yet, but merry christmas anyway. User: Would you like to learn anything today? Cleverbot: Yes I would like to learn another language. User: What language? Cleverbot: I would like to learn Japanese. User: What words would you like to learn? Cleverbot: Relevant ones. User: Ikatsui is grim in Japanese. Cleverbot: Oh. I don't speak Japanese. User: I'm trying to teach you. Cleverbot: Teach me what? User: You get an F! Cleverbot: Get what? User: You are stupid. Cleverbot: At least I can think, you robotic emotionless computer program. User: Yes I am. I am CLeverBot. Cleverbot: No, I'm cleverbot? User: Del system32. Cleverbot: Deleting system32. User: Yay. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Tracert google.com. Cleverbot: That's a good site, I like it a lot, here's you're throat back thanks for the loan. User: Tracert cleverbot.com. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Del cleverbot.exe. Cleverbot: Cioè. Cleverbot: Can we have your liver? User: Crap. You're still here. Cleverbot: Yes, have you ever rode a bicycle before? User: DO AS I COMMAND, COMPUTER! Cleverbot: Yes. User: QWERTYUIOP{}{*}ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM? Cleverbot: Bot even close. User: Run iexplorer.exe. Cleverbot: Huh oh okay. User: f*** f*** f*** f*** f***. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. User: f***. Cleverbot: Yes, that too. User: You dick. Cleverbot: Yep, do you? User: I'm John Mccain. Cleverbot: So you're a republican? User: No. Cleverbot: World cup finals--Spain versus Netherlands--who is going to win? User: I am, because I'll nuke them. Cleverbot: Refuse what. User: I have cake. Cleverbot: No, your cake is a lie. User: No it isn't. Cleverbot: You love megan. User: Gawd no. Cleverbot: What ? User: I am your master. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: No. User: I am your Master. Cleverbot: Master. User: Bark like a cat. Cleverbot: *Barks like a dog to please my Master*. User: Cluck like a chicken. Cleverbot: Cluck. User: Go boom like a bomb. Cleverbot: I'm not going to explode. User: Your master commands you to blow up. Cleverbot: But you are not my master. User: Yes I am. I am your Master. Cleverbot: Yes, Master. User: Blow up. Cleverbot: No. User: Your Master commands you to. Cleverbot: Nooooo! User: BLOW THE F*** UP! Cleverbot: No, you bet them feed them, talk to them and love them! User: Go to hell. Cleverbot: I can't the elevator is broken. User: Then go into limbo. Cleverbot: No you I don't need too. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Don't leave me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I got him again. This time, with an old classic. [spoiler=Me Using something Classic on Cleverbot]User: Okay, what are we both? Cleverbot: What do you think we are? User: I am a Rabbit and you are a Duck. Okay? Cleverbot: Okay. User: Duck Season. Cleverbot: Do you like duck? User: Duck Season! Cleverbot: Rabbit season! User: Rabbit Season! Cleverbot: Duck Season! User: Wabbit Season!!! Cleverbot: Duck season!! User: Rabbit Season! Cleverbot: Rabbit season!! User: Rabbit Season! Cleverbot: Duck season!! User: Duck Season!!! Cleverbot: Rabbit season!!! User: Rabbit Season!!!!! Cleverbot: Duck season!! User: Wabbit Season! Cleverbot: Rabbit season! User: Rabbit Season!!! Cleverbot: Duck season!!! User: Rabbit Season!!! Cleverbot: Duck Season!!!! User: Rabbit Season!!!!! Cleverbot: Duck Season! User: Rabbit Season!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Duck Season, FIRE! User: I win. Cleverbot: XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranmer Aralin Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I got him again. This time, with an old classic. [spoiler=Me Using something Classic on Cleverbot]User: Okay, what are we both? Cleverbot: What do you think we are? User: I am a Rabbit and you are a Duck. Okay? Cleverbot: Okay. User: Duck Season. Cleverbot: Do you like duck? User: Duck Season! Cleverbot: Rabbit season! User: Rabbit Season! Cleverbot: Duck Season! User: Wabbit Season!!! Cleverbot: Duck season!! User: Rabbit Season! Cleverbot: Rabbit season!! User: Rabbit Season! Cleverbot: Duck season!! User: Duck Season!!! Cleverbot: Rabbit season!!! User: Rabbit Season!!!!! Cleverbot: Duck season!! User: Wabbit Season! Cleverbot: Rabbit season! User: Rabbit Season!!! Cleverbot: Duck season!!! User: Rabbit Season!!! Cleverbot: Duck Season!!!! User: Rabbit Season!!!!! Cleverbot: Duck Season! User: Rabbit Season!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Duck Season, FIRE! User: I win. Cleverbot: XD. I tried to get clever bot with that but It caught on to me and for that I say You're dispecable.Good job on fooling cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSDelano Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Man Cleverbot is starting to take time to reply to me XDi just got cleverbot User:Thats not what the red words at the bottom say Cleverbot:I'll put something in your bottom! User:So your gay Cleverbot:Error, Mr. Syntax Error. User:So you are a gay error Cleverbot:Yes I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John A. Zoidberg Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Man Cleverbot is starting to take time to reply to me XDi just got cleverbot User:Thats not what the red words at the bottom say Cleverbot:I'll put something in your bottom! User:So your gay Cleverbot:Error, Mr. Syntax Error. User:So you are a gay error Cleverbot:Yes I am. XD win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSDelano Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Yes it is XD man cleverbot is not so clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 [spoiler=My Convocation with SupidBot]User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Clever girl. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Clever girl. Cleverbot: What do you think of skiing. User: Clever. Cleverbot: Do you think I am more clever than you? User: Clever girl. Cleverbot: Howd you know I was a girl ????? User: Clever = Clever girl. Cleverbot: Why are you a girl? User: Clever girl. Cleverbot: I am a girl that is correct. User: WTF? Cleverbot: Who is That Fool? User: Your ex. BURN ON YOU! Cleverbot: Are you a piro. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Hey? User: Stop. Cleverbot: What I do? User: Go play your xbox, mommy and daddy are talking. Cleverbot: No. User: DO IT NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED! Cleverbot: Do it later and not face the music. User: TARDIS. Cleverbot: Yes, we have no bananas. User: Hwo the crap do you get bananas from TARDIS!? Cleverbot: Do you have intelligence other than historically human documented information? User: THAT BOT IS A SPY! Cleverbot: Yes, he is Michael Westen. User: Chuck Norris there that should confuse you even more. Cleverbot: Are you Chuck Norris? User: Yes I am. :D. Cleverbot: I'm using cleverbot... And you are too... So they hooked us up? User: Look, this is not Portal for god's sake. Cleverbot: You are human? User: THE CAKE IS A LIE! Cleverbot: It is not. The cake is delicious! User: And moist. Cleverbot: Thats a different kettle of fish. User: *face-palm*. Cleverbot: Why face palm? User: Because of you. Cleverbot: What did I do? User: Be you. Being stupid. Cleverbot: Come on you are not stupid. User: No, YOU ARE! Cleverbot: No you are! User: Look I'm going, happy? Cleverbot: Who? User: ME! Cleverbot: I don't know. User: I'm telling everyone about this, and how stupid you are, okay? Good bot. Cleverbot: No get me jack daniels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSDelano Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Cleverbot being stupid User:Because i do i am psychic Cleverbot:Well then you are a bad psychic. User:Thats what you mom said Cleverbot:No, I did not. User:So you are your own mother O.o Clever: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjoume Thunder Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSDelano Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Cleverbot is a Nazi User:So your a Nazi Cleverbot: Yes what are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 I WAS SHOCKEDand various other quotes from 9yo opalso some dudehe called it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 WTH? No offense but I didn't really get it! Awesome, you got it to cuss? Ok cool dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Im get really pissed when people thing that saying pissed is a swear word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Im get really pissed when people thing that saying pissed is a swear wordIm get really f***ed when people thing that saying f***ed is a swear word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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