Dr. Cakey's Card Correction Agency

[Dr. Cakey]

UPDATE: Crossroads of Chaos is done! Here's what I'm tackling next:

• The Duelist Genesis
  
• Duel Terminal - Synchro Awaken!!
  

 

You know how you look over the list of stuff for a new pack, and maybe a quarter or so of those cards are worth playing? The rest are crap. Whole archetypes are totally worthless. Well, it's my aim to fix such mediocrity, one pack at a time. This is sort of like those ventures people make where they de-Vanillafy all those old Vanillas. Legend of Blue-Eyes, Metal Raiders, so forth. I, on the other hand, have made a daring choice to begin with...Crossroads of Chaos. It's the second of the "new series" - The Duelist Genesis was actually a reasonably well-constructed set, as these things go. Let's begin...

 

Crossroads of Chaos

[spoiler=Healing Wave Generator (CSOC-EN001)]

LORE: When this card is Normal Summoned, it is changed to Defense Position. Once per turn, you can select 1 monster you control and gain Life Points equal to its Level x 200.

 

 

Turbo Synchron (CSOC-EN002)

[spoiler=Mad Daemon (Mad Archfiend) (CSOC-EN003)]

LORE: This card inflicts Piercing damage. When this card is attacked, you can change it to Defense Position.

 

 

[spoiler=Ivy Wall (Wall of Ivy) (CSOC-EN004)]

LORE: FLIP: Special Summon 1 "Ivy Token" (Plant-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) in Defense Position to your opponent's side of the field. When this Token is destroyed, its controller takes 1000 damage.

 

 

[spoiler=Copy Plant (CSOC-EN005)]

LORE: Once per turn, you can select 1 Plant-Type monster on the field. This card's Level and ATK become equal to the selected monster's Level and ATK.

 

 

Morphtronic Celfon (CSOC-EN006)

[spoiler=Morphtronic Magnen U (Morphtronic Magnen) (CSOC-EN007)]

LORE: * While in Attack Position: While you control another monster, this card cannot be selected as an attack target. * While in Defense Position: Your opponent cannot select another monster as an attack target.

 

 

[spoiler=Morphtronic Lighten (Morphtronic Datatron) (CSOC-EN008)]

LORE: * While in Attack Position: You can Tribute 1 monster to inflict 700 damage to your opponent. * While in Defense Position: Once per turn, you can inflict 500 damage to your opponent.

 

 

Morphtronic Boomboxen (CSOC-EN009)

[spoiler=Morphtronic Cameran (CSOC-EN010)]

LORE: * While in Attack Position: When this card is destroyed by battle, you can Special Summon 1 "Morphtronic" monster from your hand or Deck. * While in Defense Position: "Morphtronic" monsters you control cannot be destroyed by card effects.

 

 

Morphtronic Radion (CSOC-EN011)

[spoiler=Morphtronic Clocken (CSOC-EN012)]

LORE: Once per turn, you can place 1 Morph Counter on this card.

* While in Attack Position: This card gains 500 ATK for each Morph Counter on it. * While in Defense Position: "Morphtronic" monsters you control cannot be destroyed by card effects.

 

 

[spoiler=Gadget Trailer (Gadget Hauler) (CSOC-EN013)]

LORE: You can discard 1 "Morphtronic" monster to have this card gain 800 ATK. When this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, return up to 3 "Morphtronic" monsters from your Graveyard to the Deck and draw 1 card.

 

 

Gadget Driver (CSOC-EN014)

[spoiler=Search Striker (CSOC-EN015)]

LORE: If this card attacks a face-down Defense Position monster, you can destroy that monster without flipping it face-up or applying damage calculation.

 

 

[spoiler=Chase Squad (Pursuit Chaser) (CSOC-EN016)]

LORE: While you control another Machine or Warrior-Type monster, this card cannot be selected as an attack target. When a Defense Position monster is sent to the Graveyard, inflict 600 damage to your opponent.

 

 

Iron Chain Repairman (CSOC-EN017)

[spoiler=Iron Chain Snake (CSOC-EN018)]

LORE: During your Main Phase, you can equip this card to 1 monster your opponent controls. That monster loses 800 ATK and DEF. When the equipped monster is removed from the field, send cards from the top of its controller's Deck to the Graveyard equal to the equipped monsters Level.

 

 

[spoiler=Iron Chain Shooter (Iron Chain Blaster) (CSOC-EN019)]

LORE: You can Tribute 1 "Iron Chain" monster to send cards from the top of your opponent's Deck to the Graveyard equal to the Level of the Tributed monster.

 

 

Iron Chain Coil (CSOC-EN020)

[spoiler=Power Injector (CSOC-EN021)]

LORE: Once per turn, during either player's Main Phase, you can pay 600 Life Points to have all Psychic-Type monsters you control gain 500 ATK, until the End Phase.

 

 

Storm Caller (CSOC-EN022)

Psychic Jumper (CSOC-EN023)

[spoiler=Weeds (Nettles) (CSOC-EN024)]

LORE: If you control no monsters you can Special Summon this card from your hand in Attack Position. When this card would be destroyed, you can destroy 1 Plant-Type monster on the field instead.

 

 

Gigantic Cephalotus (CSOC-EN025)

[spoiler=Horsetail (Horseytail) (CSOC-EN026)]

LORE: When this card is sent to the Graveyard, Special Summon 1 "Horsetail Token" (Plant-Type/WIND/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) to either player's side of the field in Defense Position. When that Token is destroyed, its controller discards 1 card.

 

 

Botanical Girl (CSOC-EN027)

Cursed Fig (CSOC-EN028)

Tytannial, Princess of Camellias (CSOC-EN029)

[spoiler=Zombie Mammoth (CSOC-EN030)]

LORE: If you do not have a Zombie-Type monster in your Graveyard, destroy this card. When this face-up card is destroyed, inflict 1900 damage to both players.

 

 

Plaguespreader Zombie (CSOC-EN031)

[spoiler=Goblin Decoy Squad (CSOC-EN032)]

LORE: This card can attack your opponent directly. If it does using this effect, the Battle Damage it inflicts is halved. When this card inflicts Battle Damage to your opponent, draw 1 card. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase and its battle position cannot be changed until the end of your next turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Fencer of the United Landstars (Comrade Swordsman of Landstar) (CSOC-EN033)]

LORE: While you control another Warrior-Type monster, this card cannot be selected as an attack target. If this card is used as a Synchro Material Monster for the Synchro Summon of a Warrior-Type Synchro Monster, that monster gains 400 ATK. All Warrior-Type monsters gain 400 ATK.

 

 

Hanewata (CSOC-EN034)

The White Stone of Legend (CSOC-EN035)

Tiger Dragon (CSOC-EN036)

Jade Knight (CSOC-EN037)

Turbo Warrior (CSOC-EN038)

[spoiler=Black Rose Dragon (CSOC-EN039)]

LORE: 1 DARK Tuner or "Debris Dragon" + 1 or more non-Tuner Plant-Type monsters

When this card is Synchro Summoned, you can destroy all cards on the field. Once per turn, you can remove from play 1 Plant-Type monster from your Graveyard and select 1 monster your opponent controls. If it is in Defense Position, it is changed to Attack Position. The selected monster's ATK becomes 0, until the End Phase.

 

 

[spoiler=Iron Chain Dragon (CSOC-EN040)]

LORE: 1 Tuner + 1 or more EARTH monsters

You can remove from play 1 "Iron Chain" monster from your Graveyard to have this card gain 200 ATK, until the End Phase. When this card inflicts Battle Damage to your opponent, send the top 3 cards of your opponent's Deck to the Graveyard.

 

 

[spoiler=Psychic Lifetrancer (CSOC-EN041)]

LORE: 1 Psychic-Type Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters

You can remove from play 1 Psychic-Type monster from your Graveyard to gain 1200 Life Points. Once per turn, during your Standby Phase, you can return 1 of your removed from play Psychic-Type monsters to the Deck and have this card gain 500 ATK, until the End Phase.

 

 

Queen of Thorns (CSOC-EN042)

[spoiler=Deathkaiser Dragon 9CSOC-EN043)]

LORE: 1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters

At least 1 of this monster's Synchro Material Monsters must be Zombie-Type. When this card is Synchro Summoned, Special Summon 1 Zombie-Type monster from either player's Graveyard.

 

 

Revived King Ha-Des (CSOC-EN044)

[spoiler=Card Flipper (Card Rotator) (CSOC-EN045)]

LORE: Discard 1 card and activate 1 or both of the following effects: * Change the battle position of all monsters your opponent controls. * Set all face-up Spell and Trap Cards your opponent controls.

 

 

[spoiler=Fake Seed (Seed of Deception) (CSOC-EN046)]

LORE: Select 1 Level 2 or lower Plant-Type monster in your hand or Graveyard. Special Summon that monster. It is destroyed during the End Phase.

 

 

Mark of the Rose (CSOC-EN047)

Black Garden (CSOC-EN048)

[spoiler=Factory of 100 Machines (CSOC-EN049)]

LORE: Return any number of "Morphtronic" monsters from your Graveyard to the Deck and select 1 monster you control. That monster gains 200 ATK for each "Morphtronic" monster returned.

 

 

Morphtronic Accelerator (CSOC-EN050)

Morphtronic Cord (CSOC-EN051)

[spoiler=Morphtronic Power Unit (Morphtronic Engine) (CSOC-EN052)]

LORE: Equip only to a "Morphtronic" monster. The equipped monster gains ATK equal to its original ATK. During your 2nd Standby Phase after activation, destroy this card. When this face-up card is destroyed, inflict 1000 damage to both players.

 

 

[spoiler=Poison Chain (CSOC-EN053)]

LORE: During each of your End Phases, send 1 card from the top of your opponent's Deck to the Graveyard for each "Iron Chain" monster you control. Send 1 more card from the top of your opponent's Deck to the Graveyard for each "Iron Chain" monster you control that did not attack this turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Paralyzing Chain (CSOC-EN054)]

LORE: During each of your End Phases, send 1 card from the top of your opponent's Deck to the Graveyard for each time a card(s) were sent from your opponent's Deck to the Graveyard this turn, except by the effect of "Paralyzing Chain".

 

 

[spoiler=Teleport (CSOC-EN055)]

LORE: If you control no monsters, you can pay 800 Life Points to Special Summon 1 Psychic-Type monster from your hand.

 

 

Psychokinesis (CSOC-EN056)

[spoiler=Miracle Fertilizer (CSOC-EN057)]

LORE: Once per turn, you can Special Summon 1 Plant-Type monster from your Graveyard. You cannot Normal Summon or Set during the turn this effect is used. When a Plant-Type monster you control is destroyed, destroy this card.

 

 

Fragrance Storm (CSOC-EN058)

The World Tree (CSOC-EN059)

[spoiler=Eternal Underworld Cannon (CSOC-EN060)]

LORE: When you Special Summon a Zombie-Type monster(s), inflict 600 damage to your opponent.

 

 

Secret Village of the Spellcasters (CSOC-EN061)

[spoiler=Omega Glasses (CSOC-EN062)]

LORE: Once per turn, while you control the equipped monster, you can look at your opponent's hand. Then you can have your opponent return 1 card from their hand to the Deck and draw 1 card. The equipped monster cannot attack during the turn this effect is used.

 

 

Battle Mania (CSOC-EN063)

[spoiler=Confusion Chaff (CSOC-EN064)]

LORE: Activate only when your opponent declares a direct attack hile your opponent controls 2 or more Attack Position monsters. Select 1 Attack Position monster your opponent controls, except the monster that attacked. The attacking monster attacks that monster instead.

 

 

[spoiler=Emergency Tuning (Urgent Tuning) (CSOC-EN065)]

LORE: Activate only during your opponent's turn or your Battle Phase. If it is your opponent's turn, you can Synchro Summon any time during this turn. If it is during your your Battle Phase, you can Synchro Summon any time during this Battle Phase.

 

 

[spoiler=Synchro Strike (CSOC-EN066)]

LORE: Select 1 Synchro Monster you control. It gains 500 ATK for each monster used in its Synchro Summon (if it was not Synchro Summoned, it gains 500 ATK), and if it destroys a monster by battle this turn, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the ATK of the destroyed monster.

 

 

Prideful Roar (CSOC-EN067)

[spoiler=Revival Gift (CSOC-EN068)]

LORE: Select 1 Tuner monster in your Graveyard. Special Summon the selected monster. Special Summon 2 "Gift Tokens" (DARK/Fiend-Type/Level 3/ATK 1500/DEF 1500) to your opponent's side of the field.

 

 

[spoiler=Lineage of the Destruction Deity (CSOC-EN069)]

LORE: Activate only during a turn you destroyed a Defense Position monster your opponent controlled, by selecting 1 Level 7 or higher monster you control. The selected monster can attack 1 additional time this turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Doppelganger (CSOC-EN070)]

LORE: When you take damage from an Effect Monster's effect, inflict the same damage to your opponent.

 

 

[spoiler=Morph! (Morphtransition) (CSOC-EN071)]

LORE: Activate only when a "Morphtronic" monster you control is attacked. Change the battle position of any number of "Morphtronic" monsters you control. Also, you can end the Battle Phase.

 

 

[spoiler=Morphtronic Monitron (CSOC-EN072)]

LORE: When a "Morphtronic" monster is Summoned, you can change that monster to Defense Position. When this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, select 1 "Morphtronic" monster from your Graveyard and Special Summon it in Defense Position.

 

 

Psychic Trigger (CSOC-EN073)

Pollinosis (CSOC-EN074)

[spoiler=Bamboo Scrap (CSOC-EN075)]

LORE: Tribute 1 Plant-Type monster. Special Summon 1 "Plant Token" (Plant-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 500/DEF 500) to either player's side of the field for every 2 of that monster's Levels (rounded up). A "Plant Token" cannot be Released. When a "Plant Token" is destroyed, the opponent of its controller draws 1 card.

 

 

Plant Food Chain (CSOC-EN076)

[spoiler=Trap of the Royal Tomb (Trap of the Imperial Tomb) (CSOC-EN077)]

LORE: Activate only when a monster(s) is Special Summoned from your opponent's Graveyard. Destroy 1 card on the field. If the Special Summoned monster(s) is Zombie-Type, destroy 2 cards instead.

 

 

[spoiler=DNA Checkup (CSOC-EN078)]

LORE: Your opponent selects 1 monster from their Deck and reveals it. If you can reveal a monster from your Deck with the same Attribute and Level as that monster, draw 2 cards. Otherwise, your opponent adds that monster to their hand.

 

 

Gozen Match (CSOC-EN079)

Giant Trap Hole (CSOC-EN080)

TCG Exclusives and Reprints:

Seed of Flame (CSOC-EN081)

[spoiler=Cactus Fighter (CSOC-EN082)]

LORE: When this card destroys a monster by battle, Special Summon 1 "Needle Token" (Plant-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 500/DEF 500) to your opponent's side of the field in Defense Position. It cannot be used as a Synchro Material Monster.

 

 

[spoiler=Overdrive Teleporter (CSOC-EN083)]

LORE: When this card is Summoned, you can pay 2000 Life Points to Special Summon 2 Level 3 or lower Psychic-Type monsters from your Deck. They cannot attack, and their effects are negated.

 

 

[spoiler=Raijin (Rai-Jin) (CSOC-EN084)]

LORE: LIGHT monsters you control gain 100 ATK for each LIGHT monster in your Graveyard. This card gains 100 ATK for each Thunder-Type monster in your Graveyard.

 

 

[spoiler=Rai-Mei (CSOC-EN085)]

 

 

Gladiator Beast Retiari (CSOC-EN086)

[spoiler=Night's End Sorcerer (CSOC-EN087)]

LORE: When this card is Special Summoned or flipped face-up, you can remove from play up to 2 cards from your opponent's Graveyard.

 

 

Tempest Magician (CSOC-EN088)

Treacherous Trap Hole (CSOC-EN089)

[spoiler=Spirit-Controlling Puppet Master (Puppet Master) (CSOC-EN090)]

LORE: When this card is Summoned, you can pay 1000 or 2000 Life Points. For each 1000 Life Points paid, Special Summon 1 Fiend-Type monster from your Graveyard. The monster(s) Special Summoned by this effect cannot attack this turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Time Machine (CSOC-EN091)]

LORE: Activate only when a monster is destroyed by battle or by a card effect. That monster is returned to the field in the same battle position it was in when it was destroyed, and the same ATK and DEF it had when it was destroyed.

 

 

[spoiler=Virus Cannon (CSOC-EN092)]

LORE: Declare 1 type of card (Monster, Spell, or Trap) and Tribute any number of monsters. Your opponent reveals all cards of the declared type from their Deck. Send a number of cards among them to the Graveyard equal to the number of Tributed monsters.

 

 

Machine Lord Ür (CSOC-EN093)

[spoiler=Mosaic Manticore (CSOC-EN094)]

LORE: When this card is Tribute Summoned, you can select 2 monsters in your Graveyard that were Tributed and Special Summon them. Their effects are negated.

 

 

[spoiler=Goka, the Pyre of Malice (CSOC-EN095)]

LORE: If you control a FIRE monster, you can Special Summon this card from your hand. If you do, destroy 1 FIRE monster you control. During your Standby Phase, Special Summon 1 "Fireball Token" (Pyro-Type/FIRE/Level 1/ATK 100/DEF 100). You can Tribute 1 FIRE monster to have 1 monster on the field gain 500 ATK.

 

 

[spoiler=Red Ogre (CSOC-EN096)]

LORE: If this card is Special Summoned, its ATK is halved. When this card is Summoned, discard any number of cards. Return any equal number of cards on the field to the hand.

 

 

The GX Season 4 New Heroes:

[spoiler=Neos Wiseman (CSOC-EN097)]

LORE: "Elemental Hero Neos" + 1 "Yubel" monster

This card cannot be Special Summoned except by Fusion Summon with the above Fusion Material Monsters. This card cannot be destroyed by card effects. If this card battles a monster, at the end of the Damage Step inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monsters ATK, and gain Life Points equal to its DEF. When this card is removed from the field, you can remove from play 1 "Yubel" monster from your Graveyard to Special Summon 1 "Elemental Hero Neos" from your Graveyard.

 

 

[spoiler=Elemental Hero God Neos (Elemental Hero Divine Neos) (CSOC-EN098)]

LORE: 1 "Neos" monster + 5 "Neo-Spacian" or "Hero" monsters, including at least 1 "Neo-Spacian" monster and 1 "Hero" monster

You can remove from play 1 "Hero" or "Neo-Spacian" monster from your Graveyard to have this card gain 500 ATK. This card gains the effect(s) of 1 of your removed from play "Hero" or "Neo-Spacian" monsters.

 

 

Botanic Lion (CSOC-EN099)

Rose, Warrior of Revenge (CSOC-EN000)

Corrected Cards in this Pack: 56

And that's just today! More to come soon as I continue to fix what Konami hands me. Did I make a mistake? Make some card super-abusable? Or is there some card I should have fixed and didn't? Tell me. Otherwise, praise my awesomeness in whatever way you see fit.

[Zauls]

A lot of Healing Wave Generators, you may want to change that. Good idea though, I always hate seeing completely useless cards in packs. Can I be your co-pilot please? I always wanted to do something like this, and that way, we can get the job done really quickly!

[Dr. Cakey]

A lot of Healing Wave Generators, you may want to change that. Good idea though, I always hate seeing completely useless cards in packs. Can I be your co-pilot please? I always wanted to do something like this, and that way, we can get the job done really quickly!

Whoops. That's the first time I've used the upload to Image Shack feature on the Card Maker, so, uh...what do you have against Healing Wave Generator, anyway?

 

Anyway, sure you can be my...is co-pilot the right word? I've never collaborated with anyone before on any card projects, but I'm definitely open to it. I do have a lot of cards to get through...

[Dr. Cakey]

Bump?

[Dr. Cakey]

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[Dr. Cakey]

Bump? Really? No one cares about this venture of mine?

[Dr. Cakey]

k, not funny anymore people.

[Quantum™]

I don't understand it properly, break it down please?

[Dr. Cakey]

I don't understand it properly, break it down please?

Well, right now I have the whole Crossroads of Chaos booster pack, with cards listed from 001 to 099. Cards that are listed without a spoiler I haven't changed from their original form. The cards listed in spoiler tags have been changed in effects, Attribute, Type, or ATK/DEF. I prefer not to change the things other than the effects, when practical. Also, changed cards generally use their name from the OCG, rather than whatever they spew out for the TCG.

[zancrow the flame god]

these are all REAL cards that work very well, your "corrections" are pointless. if i were a mod i would lock this in a heartbeat

[Dr. Cakey]

these are all REAL cards that work very well, your "corrections" are pointless. if i were a mod i would lock this in a heartbeat

What Tier 3, no 4, or above deck uses any of the following?

Healing Wave Generator

Mad Archfiend

Wall of Ivy

Morphtronic Magnen

Morphtronic Datatron

Morphtronic Cameran

Morphtronic Clocken

Gadget Hauler

Search Striker

Pursuit Chaser

Iron Chain Snake

Iron Chain Blaster

Goblin Decoy Squad

Comrade Swordsman of Landstar

 

That's right. None. And those are just monsters.

 

Do they work well? No. Let's take Healing Wave Generator, for example. It has two goals: to gain you Life Points, and to stick around for a while. Does it gain you Life Points? A little, I guess. Most of the time, Golden Ladybug would be more helpful for life gain. And does it stick around? Uh...no. 800 and 1600 are both bad. Then, if you Normal Summoned it, you gain what will usually be 400 Life Points, and take what I'd bet is 400-800 damage from its destruction in battle.

 

If you could give me an example of a card I've changed that "works well" or how my changes are pointless, feel free to point them out.

 

ADDENDUM: Some cards here have been changed in different ways. For example, generic Synchros no longer exist, for the most part. For example, Black Rose Dragon is: "1 DARK Tuner or "Debris Dragon" + 1 or more non-Tuner Plant-Type monsters", since it's a very powerful Synchro. On the other hand Deathkaiser Dragon is "1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuners" since it has no value in non-Zombie decks, and therefore doesn't require precise summon conditions.

 

So, what do you disagree with?

[zancrow the flame god]

you want an example? ok. divine neos, he works just fine. black rose works just fine. neos wiseman works just fine. mad archfiend works just fine. Btw, who gives a crap about high Tier decks? i've seen plenty of amazing morphtron decks that run gadget hauler, magnen, datatron, cameran, and clocken and i've also seen plenty of amazing iron chain decks that run iron chain snake and blaster. and oh yeah great idea screwing up deathkaiser and making it so he doesn't use plaguespreader, did you ever once consider decks that use solidarity? no you did not. why? because it's not a "high tier" card, OH NOES!!!!

[Dr. Cakey]

you want an example? ok. divine neos, he works just fine. black rose works just fine. neos wiseman works just fine. mad archfiend works just fine. Btw, who gives a crap about high Tier decks? i've seen plenty of amazing morphtron decks that run gadget hauler, magnen, datatron, cameran, and clocken and i've also seen plenty of amazing iron chain decks that run iron chain snake and blaster. and oh yeah great idea screwing up deathkaiser and making it so he doesn't use plaguespreader, did you ever once consider decks that use solidarity? no you did not. why? because it's not a "high tier" card, OH NOES!!!!

Here goes...

Divine Neos has extremely rigorous Fusion Materials, requiring you to run Heroes and Neo-Spacians concurrently - already a bad sign. But for all that, it has relatively low ATK and does very little to defend itself or give you any advantage. 11/10 card design, Konami.

 

Black Rose Dragon is a generic Synchro with a kick-ass effect. That's the problem. Now it's a non-generic Synchro with a kick-ass effect.

 

Neos Wiseman works fine. Neos WISEMAN works FINE? Are we talking about the same card here? This is the monster that is summoned from your hand by sending Neos and Yubel you control to the Graveyard, yes? The Effect Monster? The one that ISN'T a Fusion? Well, why not. It should be. It was a fusion in the anime. In fact, everything about it is copied from the anime.

 

Who gives a crap about high-Tier decks? You'll notice that there are three deck tiers (with anything below that simply "un-tiered"), and I noted these cards would not be used in Tier 4+ decks? Yeah.

 

Gadget Hauler...is probably the best out of the list. And to quote a certain mod, "...And that's terrible." What is that deck supposed to be, Morphtronic Burn?

 

Iron Chains remind me of Harpies. Only worse. They can't decide between burn and mill, and don't do either well. I mean, WTF is with Blaster, anyway? Why does it say once per turn? Why does it only do 700 damage? Why are there so few Iron Chains?

 

Deathkaiser Dragon...oh yes, that's right, "1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters" actually means "1 Tuner (except "Plaguespreader Zombie") + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters". No. Since Deathkaiser Dragon is not in any way OP'd, requiring it to use a Limited Tuner - especially when Zombies have no other Tuners - seemed pretty ridiculous to me. It's more easily summonable, and now pulls from either Graveyard. I seem to have missed the bit where I "screwed up".

 

In short, I'm not doing at all what you think I'm doing. My goal with this is to put poorly designed cards up onto a level approaching that of what a TCG Forum frequenter might call "decent". In other words, I'm trying to make these cards do the jobs they were meant to do.

 

PS: I want decklists for the Morphs and Iron Chains. These decks sound dreamy. Morphtronic Burn - the next Equipment Cat AvengerDAD.