The Tap Dancer

[Grumpy Fish King]

[img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7742/266117.jpg[/img]
The Tapdancer
Lv4
1500/200
Wind/Warrior
At the beginning of your standby phase, switch this monster to an immediately adjacent monster zone on your side of the field or destroy this card. When this card attacks, roll a six-sided die. Depending on the result of the die roll, one of the following occur:
-1: This monster's attack becomes zero and cannot attack next turn.
-2-5: Choose one of the following effects:
* This monster gains attack equal to the result of the die roll x250 until the end phase of the turn.
* This monster can attack a number of opponent's monsters equal to the amount of the die roll. You do not roll again for the other attacks.
-6: If the attack target is an opponent's monster, destroy it without damage calculuation. If you are attacking your opponent's lifepoints directly, randomly discard one card from your opponent's hand.

Alternative image with copyrighted material:
[img]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/7742/266117.jpg[/img]

[Demodude08]

This card belongs in the written card section.

[Grumpy Fish King]

There's... two sections?

That doesn't make sense given the titles of each section.

Screw it, give me half a second.

[Demodude08]

There's five custom card sections. *faceplam*

[Grumpy Fish King]

Does that make it less ridiculous to have more than one custom card section, especially when cards can span multiple sections given just the title of those sections?

Now with picture!

[Icy]

[quote name='Grumpy Fish King' timestamp='1282884008' post='4570188']
Does that make it less ridiculous to have more than one custom card section, especially when cards can span multiple sections given just the title of those sections?

Now with picture!
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Not all cards are serious. Card Game oriented cards (Realistic Cards) aren't the same as Ninja Turtle Cards in intent (Pop Culture). Not every card can work traditionally or isn't spam (Any Other Cards). Not everyone is visual (Written Cards). I know it's a bad summary, but the sections being split keeps everything more managable due to the fact that this site IS ABOUT THE CARD MAKER.

And can you like, pick a card that isn't some random /b/like Pic? Or would you like me to remove the image and move it to Written Cards? Oh and Title Changed.

[Grumpy Fish King]

Text =/= Realistic?

And why? The card itself is realistic, the image is meant to be as silly as the name of the card, because seriously, who actually draws their card images? I promise you 90% of the images on this site are stolen from somewhere. This, at least, isn't copyrighted/stolen from a video game/stolen from someone's deviantart. I actually hunted down the shadow image of the tap dancer and the face and photoshopped them together. I took 5 minutes of my time to create the image.

Honestly, you guys take this all way too seriously if you get upset about /b/ related images. Guess card image = text based if it's not 100% serious.

Also, changed title again to continue to keep the joke.

EDIT: Also, also! Humor is not allowed?

EDIT 2: Editted to add a more serious, but copyrighted image.

EDIT 3: I'm going to bed and expect to be laughing at my ban in the morning.

[Icy]

[quote name='Grumpy Fish King' timestamp='1282887296' post='4570285']
Text =/= Realistic?

And why? The card itself is realistic, the image is meant to be as silly as the name of the card, because seriously, who actually draws their card images? I promise you 90% of the images on this site are stolen from somewhere. This, at least, isn't copyrighted/stolen from a video game/stolen from someone's deviantart. I actually hunted down the shadow image of the tap dancer and the face and photoshopped them together. I took 5 minutes of my time to create the image.

Honestly, you guys take this all way too seriously if you get upset about /b/ related images. Guess card image = text based if it's not 100% serious.

Also, changed title again to continue to keep the joke.

EDIT: Also, also! Humor is not allowed?

EDIT 2: Editted to add a more serious, but copyrighted image.
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Written Cards is not realistic, since when? Its just a different place for a different medium and it has proven helpful, I prefer that section when making any heavily TCG oriented cards. Also, I myself LOATHE anything /b/ related including memes. Humor is fine and Michael Flatley is a great Tapdancer (whatever he's called), Cry of the Celts is by far my fav. And there is a rule of no Misleading Titles, I extend that to "Must contain the card name if a Single Card directly (Loopholes like 'The beautiful Tap Footed Maiden who is a Dancer' is not allowed)", sets obviously follow under a different method to look at the titles.

And for your Image, [url=http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/084/1/6/Dancer_by_anelphia.jpg]try this[/url]? The Artist has no labels (though use it with extreme hesitation >_> I have to remove it if she complains) so it should be fine and it is relevant to your card.

And why would I ban you? You merely do not understand and are not being insulting or malicious in any way. I've no reason to.

[Grumpy Fish King]

Ended up staying up and playing pokemon.

Oh, I had no problem with the title change, I figured the subtitle would suffice, apparently I needed to switch it. Was just saying it hoping you would take into consideration switching the two around in the future for other people who make the same mistake. That way, you don't kill the joke.

That image isn't relevant. Those are heels. Heels would snap like nothing on a tap dancer, as far as I can figure anyway. Tap dancing shoes are generally flat and look like dress shoes. Low low heel that's also very wide to prevent breakage and increase the amount of surface area for the tap.

I don't see a problem with /b/ related imagery. We've had simple art in Yugioh before, Last Day Witch. This is just silly and humorous.

Also, it was a question. I'm making a point that "Realistic" =/= picture. It is an adjective to describe how possible something is.

[Icy]

[quote name='Grumpy Fish King' timestamp='1282889131' post='4570319']
Also, it was a question. I'm making a point that "Realistic" =/= picture. It is an adjective to describe how possible something is.
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Im aware, but we do have a designated "Written Card" Section. It's advisable to use it, (trust me you'll get far more serious comments).

[Grumpy Fish King]

I don't really post cards to get serious comments on them. I just ditch ideas into the battlefield.