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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

Teach a person to use the internet,

and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

Some people are like a Slinky

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile,

when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00

 

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

Teach a person to use the internet,

and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

Some people are like a Slinky

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile,

when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00

 

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

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