Anime in real life

[LiAM]

[center][b]Discuss what would happen if it were all real
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[Juuzou]

I would be practicing my uber anime moves right now and not be on a children's card game forum.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

It's called cosplay. At an anime convention.

There are some amazing role players out there who really reenact certain anime scenes for these conventions. My goodness, it's awesome.

But LOL, if anime were real, I'd be caught by some fateful guy after falling down some large staircase and that would intertwine our lives forever.

...ohwait, already happened. *coughcough*

[Just Crouton]

Every second of our lives would be long and drawn out. Every minor thing would cause us to think about our past for long periods of time. Girls would pull large mallets from out of nowhere and hit people because apparently, it's funny. People would scream everything. Girls would unknowingly run their large breasts along our faces and give us a look suggesting she's an idiot. In summary, anime in real life would suck.

lolUltramanMobius.

[Phantom M.C.]

people would fall down from buildings and get up as if nothing had happened.....awesome

[Yasu]

World would be filled with Mary Sues, spiky haired morons with red/black clothes.
Boring as hell.

[Just Crouton]

There would be 3 types of men: 1) Spike-haired, gluttons with big swords and little intelligence. 2) Quiet people who like talking in a slow, melodramatic way about the meaning of human existence. 3) Unlucky, shy weirdos who end up with 7+ women with huge breasts for no reason turns away all but 1 of the women willing to put out. 4) Spike-haired, maniacs who want to destroy existence.

@#1 and #2: They also sometimes have a mysterious older sister whose death must be avenged.

There would be 3 types of women: 1) Large-breasted, overly shy, slow and dimwitted. 2) Wild, annoying, screams when angry. 3) See #2 under men. 4) Remove "spike-haired" from #4 under men.

@#1 and #2: Sometimes, they get naked for a stupid reason.

[Clair]

Sweat drops and face faults. <3

[Βyakuya]

I want all anime emotions so I can look more epic and anime like. then my life would be more better.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

Oh, and I forgot to mention the pause and dramatic slow motion wind effect with sparkles around you every time you see the guy/girl you like.

Fun times.

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

[quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1284594140' post='4630312']
It's called cosplay. At an anime convention.
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No, that's called an amassment of obese weeaboos.

If animes were real the world would be much more predictable.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

You've obviously never been to one.

EDIT: Fail. Again. Below.
Hating the fact that you can't delete posts anymore :T

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

You've obviously never been to one.

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

I'd be f***ing everyone in the heavens up with Bankai!! Then I could go back down to the human world, share my story and all the religion bashers would jump up and down saying "we were right, we were right!" that's what I would do! ^.^

[J-Max]

I would hate to be aroused by a Gorgeous woman if I was in a Anime World. I would lose my entire supply of Blood in a hour from constant Nose Bleeds lol.

[blue eyes pop]

I'd go and ride some giant dragons or mechs through space or something and then get tossed into a dramatic sequel series with elements that really don't fit the genre, such as aliens and spaceships and stuff in a fantasy.
I'd also be invicible as when I scream out my special attacks, I know my enemies can't move because they're not on screen. And I'd have massive hair, ego and sword to make up for... other things.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

People would have abnormally large eyes.

Green hair is perfectly normal.

Yeah, right.

[fenrir]

Eh, I'd pull a Hazama.

[Limited Edition KING]

If I cried like that I could actually cry a river.

[MarbleZone]

Keep this family-friendly; posts containing inappropriate anime references have been deleted.

[Womi]

Gomu Gomu no.......

[Death Metal]

I plan on going to Otakon next year to see what the world would be like if it was an anime. Luckily the convention center is a 30 minute drive from my house... so I won't even have to book a hotel! :'D

... was gonna go this year but I was too busy. >_>


OT: If life was an anime... I would have huge hair, I'd be OP'd, and I'd cry about my failures every chance I get.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

ITT: Dozens of stereotypes about anime/manga that could only be pawned by people who only watch the Big 3.

[Darkest Hour]

I would be nude, and killing people with vectors.

Or singing a song written by hirano aya while in a bunny outfit.

Or telling people that they are already dead, much to their disbelief before they explode.


But most likely, i would have to put up with fat middle school girls referring to everything they do as ____-jutsu.