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Look at the inventions we have today that were unthinkable before, people would have called witchcraft,
i.e. Light-bulb, telephone, computer...

But now is time for new inventions, and we do need 'em!

The microphone? A big stick with a bit on the end, yeah they got smaller, but can they get smaller?
[i]"Back in my day, singers used to hold microphones, now they just have them planted into their teeth before they go on stage".[/i]
The toilet? A bit basic isn't it.
[i]"Back in my day, we used to sit on porcelain bowls and c*** into them".[/i]
Even the computer needs updating.
[i]"Back in my day, we had to wait for a computer to turn on, it was called Booting Up".[/i]

Any ideas for new inventions? Or something that needs updating?
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[quote name='General VK-Duelist/Shepard' timestamp='1285104794' post='4644413']
We need to boost our goddam anti-EMP tech.

Why?

Everyday, we become more dependant on electronics.

So guess what happens when a Solar Storm of massive proportions or a big EMP happens? EVERYTHING IS FRIED!
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Unless we invent a shield to protect us. =P
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[quote name='General VK-Duelist/Shepard' timestamp='1285104794' post='4644413']
We need to boost our goddam anti-EMP tech.

Why?

Everyday, we become more dependant on electronics.

So guess what happens when a Solar Storm of massive proportions or a big EMP happens? EVERYTHING IS FRIED!
[/quote]

So use less devices that are reliant on electrical equipment. Or at least, relegate such technologies to minimal devices like iPods etc. (LOL I'd love to EMP a Classroom with a bunch of students using that). It's not much of a problem tbh, and I'd rather not have military grade shielding be put onto Laptops etc.

Anyway, I have a few designs out for Optical Onscreen Keyboards and a fully functional Computer built into it... So yea.
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